What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?

Fahka

i once licked someones eyeball :cool:

(but it WAS for 20 bucks so i thought that made it less weird)

Collin

I puked in someone's shoe, I poured concrete in someone's shoe and I did an eyeball Paul.

mindi

LeatherMandi wrote:

i once licked someones eyeball :cool:

(but it WAS for 20 bucks so i thought that made it less weird)

I had a cat that used to lick our eyeballs. That was weird!

Drop The Leash 10

licked a girls ear for one minute in 8th grade. truth or dare was just flat out stupid

Dylan Stone

mindi wrote:

Well I have a Billy Squier tattoo, is that weird?

YES!!!

chadwick

i don't have all day to type out the list.
however, i will give a few examples of my higher levels of weirdness.

3 boys = my 2 two brothers and me.
1 dryer = carnival ride
1 motorcycle helmet = to be shared by us 3
1 line = standing in line waiting turns
1 brother at a time riding inside the dryer
scream stop = the door opens and crawl out of dryer
helmet hand off = first in line gets helmet,,,back in line little asshole(s)

one time i drank a cup of canned jalepeno juice for a pack of cigarettes

one time i ate a worm for a pack of cigarettes

when i was about 6 -8 years old
i rubbed ben gay ointment on my groin
(holy fucking shit...that was pure brutality)

drove a ford f-150 piece of shit truck in reverse clear across town.
no gears worked but reverse..3 speed on the tree..
crossed 4 lane highway a few times.
sat at stop signs and red lights in reverse.
all kinds of people staring at me.
from point A to point B zig zagging
driving mostly back roads,
about 6 -7 miles.
point B was my buddy's yard.
his truck even.
he followed me in my car. (which was weird cause he was staring at me following me)
he was to scared to drive it himself.....
.....besides, everybody came to me for the most fucked up
driving bullshit tasks you could think of

angie76

LeatherMandi wrote:

i once licked someones eyeball :cool:

(but it WAS for 20 bucks so i thought that made it less weird)

that is weird...nice way to get an eye infection too..

TheDecline13 wrote:

yea we killed this thing dead, ha's.

I use to read it a lot back in the day, been to most of the places in there. It use to kill some time.

yeah, there is some freaky shit in that mag.

EvilMerlin

Played cardboard kitty...

Theorized that males could somehow evolve and grow a uterme...male uterus.

Mouthed 'I love juice' to homophobe's during class.

I'm sure more memories will come later.

stargirl69

I was playing guitar in my room when a thunder and lightening storm started,I went to close the window with my guitar still around my neck.As I hung out the window to pull the curtain back in before closing it lightening struck and hit my guitar.The force threw me across the room and I came round with mum and dad standing over me wondering what the hell happened.
I should add I was 15 at the time
I'm still waiting for my Darwin award

pjhawks

chadwick wrote:

i don't have all day to type out the list.
however, i will give a few examples of my higher levels of weirdness.

3 boys = my 2 two brothers and me.
1 dryer = carnival ride
1 motorcycle helmet = to be shared by us 3
1 line = standing in line waiting turns
1 brother at a time riding inside the dryer
scream stop = the door opens and crawl out of dryer
helmet hand off = first in line gets helmet,,,back in line little asshole(s)

one time i drank a cup of canned jalepeno juice for a pack of cigarettes

one time i ate a worm for a pack of cigarettes

when i was about 6 -8 years old
i rubbed ben gay ointment on my groin
(holy fucking shit...that was pure brutality)

drove a ford f-150 piece of shit truck in reverse clear across town.
no gears worked but reverse..3 speed on the tree..
crossed 4 lane highway a few times.
sat at stop signs and red lights in reverse.
all kinds of people staring at me.
from point A to point B zig zagging
driving mostly back roads,
about 6 -7 miles.
point B was my buddy's yard.
his truck even.
he followed me in my car. (which was weird cause he was staring at me following me)
he was to scared to drive it himself.....
.....besides, everybody came to me for the most fucked up
driving bullshit tasks you could think of

your driving story is freakin awesome

i drove through a McDonald's drive-thru backwards

snuck into the high school during christmas break one year messing around and decided to swing on the gymnastic rings like Tarzan - almost killed myself slamming into the bleachers from about 50 feet up (they were up at the time and had to climb on top of the bleachers to get them)

climbed to the top of the cage on a baseball field (cage over home plate) and decided to jump off the very top part - had to be at least 60 feet up - sprained my ankle but felt like i crushed it - oh with no one else around, just me being goofy.

mindi

So Billy Squier tattoo=weird
sniffing ground up smarties=normal?

EvilMerlin

I also conspired with an unnamed partner to start an Alien/Human pornography company that will be funded by an everything is open prostitution ring that involves alien sex that will garner enough money to start an empire.

chadwick

pjhawks wrote:

your driving story is freakin awesome

i drove through a McDonald's drive-thru backwards

snuck into the high school during christmas break one year messing around and decided to swing on the gymnastic rings like Tarzan - almost killed myself slamming into the bleachers from about 50 feet up (they were up at the time and had to climb on top of the bleachers to get them)

nicely done @ sneakin in the school to play around.
i did the same shit.
we used to sneak in and find the janitor's closet with the built in ladder
that led to the roof.
1 billion balls were on that school roof.
it was spectacular kicking them all off the roof, then running home.

chadwick

mindi wrote:

So Billy Squier tattoo=weird
sniffing ground up smarties=normal?

my buddy (i'm not snitching him out) snorted chalk and jello before...idiot.


yes it is un-normal to sniff up ground up smarties

pjhawks

chadwick wrote:

nicely done @ sneakin in the school to play around.
i did the same shit.
we used to sneak in and find the janitor's closet with the built in ladder
that led to the roof.
1 billion balls were on that school roof.
it was spectacular kicking them all off the roof, then running home.

it was fun - they used to have these doors that lead into the gym that you could open like 6 inches so you could squeeze in - had some good times in there.

yes we used to climb up on the roof as well - would play stickball at the school and balls would go up on the roof all the time - had this one section that was sided with these hinges you could just get your feet into - we'd get up there and get all kinds of balls and stuff - the neighbors would watch for kids climbing though so had to be careful - they used to send the cops but you could just hide up there. always wanted to party on that roof but never had the balls - of course getting down would have been a chore.

man these stories make me wish to be a kid again to do stupid crap like this - how great was it to do stupid shit and not have a care in the world.

TrixieCat

I honestly have to say that things of the sexual persuasion were the weirdest.
Tho wearing boxer shorts (pink), a wife beater and Doc's to the deli was kinda weird...even for Wesleyan University. :rolleyes:

eyedclaar

pjhawks wrote:

man these stories make me wish to be a kid again to do stupid crap like this - how great was it to do stupid shit and not have a care in the world.

Sounds like you're suggesting I should have stopped acting the way I act some time ago. I never got the memo!

chadwick

pjhawks wrote:

it was fun - they used to have these doors that lead into the gym that you could open like 6 inches so you could squeeze in - had some good times in there.

yes we used to climb up on the roof as well - would play stickball at the school and balls would go up on the roof all the time - had this one section that was sided with these hinges you could just get your feet into - we'd get up there and get all kinds of balls and stuff - the neighbors would watch for kids climbing though so had to be careful - they used to send the cops but you could just hide up there. always wanted to party on that roof but never had the balls - of course getting down would have been a chore.

man these stories make me wish to be a kid again to do stupid crap like this - how great was it to do stupid shit and not have a care in the world.

wow dude, you are me
i was an absolute squirrel when i was a kid.
inside the school was all the pop a kid could want.
snag the janitor's cigarettes.
heat up something (using microwave) to munch on in the teachers lounge.
cops never could figure us little fuckin jerk-offs out.

i'd never in a billion years do half of the shit i used to have no problem doing.

norm

TrixieCat wrote:

Tho wearing boxer shorts (pink), a wife beater and Doc's to the deli was kinda weird...even for Wesleyan University. :rolleyes:

that's not weird, that's hot

TrixieCat

cutback wrote:

that's not weird, that's hot

No, it really was sorta weird.
I was in my fu stage. lol