What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?

failedpersephone
failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
edited December 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
please note: I said WHAT, not WHO...

and it doesn't HAVE to be diiiirty...I am just wondering...what have you done that made you think back and go "holy shit, that was freakin' WEIIIIIRD" in sort of surprise at yourself...

come on...we won't tell ;)
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    failedpersephone wrote:
    please note: I said WHAT, not WHO...

    and it doesn't HAVE to be diiiirty...I am just wondering...what have you done that made you think back and go "holy shit, that was freakin' WEIIIIIRD" in sort of surprise at yourself...

    come on...we won't tell ;)

    I don't feel like getting banned today. ;)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I don't feel like getting banned today. ;)
    Ugh.


    here I'll go first:

    I thought that since I liked corn (and had like a HUGELY inappropriate amount of canned corn) and I liked Ice Cream, it would taste good together.

    So, even tho I was not pregnant, I mixed Chocolate Rocky Road Ice Cream, with a can of corn, and some peanut butter...it was actually pretty good, but after I ate it...i felt very uneasy about myself as a human being.

    also, i got sick to my stomach, but that might be because I ate so much of it.


    there, see?? not dirty at all.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Ugh.


    here I'll go first:

    I thought that since I liked corn (and had like a HUGELY inappropriate amount of canned corn) and I liked Ice Cream, it would taste good together.

    So, even tho I was not pregnant, I mixed Chocolate Rocky Road Ice Cream, with a can of corn, and some peanut butter...it was actually pretty good, but after I ate it...i felt very uneasy about myself as a human being.

    also, i got sick to my stomach, but that might be because I ate so much of it.


    there, see?? not dirty at all.

    That's pretty fucking disgusting! I'd be surprised if you're not banned within 20 minutes.

    Fine I'll go...but it's not the weirdest...what you were asking for...

    I'll stay along your lines for food...I was craving cereal badly...and I had no milk. But I didn't want it dry either.

    So I tried water and it soaked it and sogged up too quickly and felt it needed flavor...so I tried it with pepsi too.

    I was about 6.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    lived with a girl for a year and a half and never made a move on her. never saw her naked. never even kissed.
    I love to turn you on
  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    The one thing that comes in mind that I remember being truly wierd is when i was a kid. My grandfather was over my house with his lady friend. I was in the same room where she stashed her purse and just started looking in it. I didn't want to steal anything..Just curious. One of my folks saw me and chastised me.
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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    when i was little, i think i was 5 or so, i climbed up on the sink to get to the medicine cabinet and found a box of condoms. took it down, sat in the hallway and started ripping them open and thought, awesome, balloons! so i ran into the kitchen with one of my balloons and my mom freaked the hell out.

    not the absolute weirdest thing i've done though. that's just the only one i can publically share lol
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    lived with a girl for a year and a half and never made a move on her. never saw her naked. never even kissed.

    that's not weird steve, just sad :p
  • SomethingCreative
    SomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,413
    I posted this picture of myself all over my work:


    http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd127/Trevorro/1105081436-1.jpg


    by the way chiqui that's one of the funniest things I've heard
    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
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  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    hmmm, not sure if this is weird or just mean... Three friends and I pissed on my ex-boyfriend's car (at the same time).

    I used to add water to hard cat food and with a mortar and pestal turned it into soft cat food.

    Eating fried fish eyeballs.

    Just last week I ate a rooster's heart.

    Any of that qualify as weird?
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • mindi
    mindi Posts: 1,862
    Well I have a Billy Squier tattoo, is that weird?
    To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    punched a cow in the face... it had my foot trapped under its hoof and i couldnt move it.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mindi
    mindi Posts: 1,862
    Wait I thought of something better. When I was around 19ish me and my younger cousin(she was 13) ground Smarties up with a mortar & pestle and sniffed them up our noses. I really don't recommend doing it!
    To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mindi wrote:
    Well I have a Billy Squier tattoo, is that weird?
    you are a new hero of mine.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Dressed my cat as a reindeer. It didn't end well :o
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • TheDecline13
    TheDecline13 Posts: 990
    someone is always eatin lunches out of the fridge at work so i bought some Burger King put my special sauce on it. Then after it was gone i put a post-it up in the fridge and told them what i did. Needless to say it stopped there.
    Tour with fucking NOFX
  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    TheDecline13 wrote:
    someone is always eatin lunches out of the fridge at work so i bought some Burger King put my special sauce on it. Then after it was gone i put a post-it up in the fridge and told them what i did. Needless to say it stopped there.

    ewww..what was in your special sauce. Hey I work in North Brunswick. :)
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  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,571
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    lived with a girl for a year and a half and never made a move on her. never saw her naked. never even kissed.

    I she wants weird. Not Stupid. ;)
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    i joined the message pit
  • TheDecline13
    TheDecline13 Posts: 990
    angie76 wrote:
    ewww..what was in your special sauce. Hey I work in North Brunswick. :)

    Ummmm think about it! In NJ?
    Tour with fucking NOFX
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TheDecline13 wrote:
    someone is always eatin lunches out of the fridge at work so i bought some Burger King put my special sauce on it. Then after it was gone i put a post-it up in the fridge and told them what i did. Needless to say it stopped there.
    :(

    didn't anyone notice a gamy sort of "salty nilla wafer" taste?


    I hate when people eat each other's lunches. it's just really inconsiderate.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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