Cottage Cheese should totally be refrigerated...and other obvious signs of stupidity

failedpersephone

There are a hell of a lot of stupid people out there...

My coworker had a carton of cottage cheese at her desk...for two days. and started to eat out of it...and then said "oh eeeew!! I think this is bad!" and THEN SHE CHECKED THE EXPIRATION DATE AND WAS SHOCKED THAT IT SHOULD STILL BE GOOD. even tho' like RIGHT next to the date it says
Keep Refrigerated" HOLY CRAP...she said she didn't know cheese had to be refrigerated.

please post some of the dumbest things you have observed others doing - or things that you have done yourself.

Here is one of mine:
I licked a hot iron - to test if it was hot enough...I don't even know what the hell I was going for with that one...I just was talking on the phone -and trying to iron my skirt...and I was waiting for the iron to heat up...and then...I licked it...

and duh. it burned my freaking tongue.

acoustic guy

Are you serious???
What a jack ass she is! LMAO!!!
That is so funny.

You licked an iron...............................YOU LICKED AN IRON?????
You licked an iron???? WOW. Lucky you are ok

Steve Dunne

i once put diesel fuel in my parent's station wagon out of a gas can. thought it would be ok. $700 later, the fuel injection system needed to be replaced.

i thought i was putting in real gas. never knew it was diesel.

parents = not happy

polaris

for the life of me i cannot fold the fitted bed sheet into anything that looks like a symetrical shape ... i've been taught by every girlfriend going back some and i still can't do it ...

acoustic guy

In my younger years I used to smoke the silly stuff a lot. Well, I went to my girlfriends house totally wrecked. Was inside for a few hours. Her mom comes home and says..."Leo, yaknow your car is running and the door is wide open".
Hehehehehehehe
My old friend and I still laugh at the one.

Linda

a coworker switch on the computerscreen, tapping with her fingers, mumbles "why is this taking so gd long..." then starts calling the ictguys....."My computer is NOT working"

yeah right....because the screen isnt the computer you stupid cow!!!!!

Porchsitter

polaris wrote:

for the life of me i cannot fold the fitted bed sheet into anything that looks like a symetrical shape ... i've been taught by every girlfriend going back some and i still can't do it ...

THANK GOD!!!!

I thought I was alone. I'm not the only one.

markymark550

Back in high school and my freshman year of college I worked at a Shoe Carnival store in my hometown. One day a lady came in and asked me what we sold at our store. I thought she was being sarcastic and said, well I'm not sure, but I think it's hamburgers trying to give a joke back. She wasn't amused because she was dead serious. All the while, if she had looked around, she would have seen all the many shoes in stock throughout the store. That whole thing made me do one of these and then :rolleyes:

Stone Is God

One time I couldn't find the remote for the life of me. I went into the kitchen with my empty bowl that was just filled with ice cream. I was that the ice cream was still out on the counter. I opened the freezer and there was the remote.

AG-When you're under the influence of the Hippie Lettuce you are in no way responsible for the stupidity that you commit. If that wasn't true I would be here for days with stories.

markymark550

Porchsitter wrote:

THANK GOD!!!!

I thought I was alone. I'm not the only one.

I can't fold that damn sheet either.

I use that as an excuse to try and get out of folding clothes. My wife doesn't seem to buy it though....

Stone Is God

Porchsitter wrote:

THANK GOD!!!!

I thought I was alone. I'm not the only one.

+1

eMMI

failedpersephone wrote:

Here is one of mine:
I licked a hot iron - to test if it was hot enough...I don't even know what the hell I was going for with that one...I just was talking on the phone -and trying to iron my skirt...and I was waiting for the iron to heat up...and then...I licked it...

and duh. it burned my freaking tongue.

that reminds me of a time in Home Ec class when I told a friend to be careful cause one of the plate thingies on the cooker (I don't know the word in English) was hot. she turned to me and asked "is it?" and put her finger on it! :rolleyes: I had just taken the kettle off, jaysis.

norm

failedpersephone wrote:

There are a hell of a lot of stupid people out there...

My coworker had a carton of cottage cheese at her desk...for two days. and started to eat out of it...and then said "oh eeeew!! I think this is bad!" and THEN SHE CHECKED THE EXPIRATION DATE AND WAS SHOCKED THAT IT SHOULD STILL BE GOOD. even tho' like RIGHT next to the date it says
Keep Refrigerated" HOLY CRAP...she said she didn't know cheese had to be refrigerated.

i call bullshit.....a person this dumb shouldn't even be able to dress themselves, let alone obtain and hold a job....:eek:

rearviewmiror

I was born in England.

In English class (10th Grade mind you) a fellow student asked what language we speak in England.

I smiled

He wasnt kiddng. Not wanting to be mean I asked what class we were in.

English

No aw shucks response on that one either.

So, I asked what language he spoke.

American.

So I politely said that England as well as America speak English and that "American" would be more like a dialect than an actual new language.

He didnt seem embarassed in the slightest.

I went to a good high school too. :(

failedpersephone

cutback wrote:

i call bullshit.....a person this dumb shouldn't even be able to dress themselves, let alone obtain and hold a job....:eek:

This is the same person that came in on a SUNDAY.


oh and if i had a nickel for each time she pokes herself in the eye with her pencil or pen, I would have enough for a pretty good coffee at CB&TL.

Linda

i was on a housecall, and the lady there asked me if i wanted some coffee.
When i heard her starting the microwave, i knew this coffee would be warmed up shit, anyways, she give's me the coffee, walks out of the room to get some papers i need to help her...

Behind me is an open window so i decide to throw this shit out of there....so i do, then take a look at the cup..... and all there is left is the handle......:o

norm

failedpersephone wrote:

This is the same person that came in on a SUNDAY.


oh and if i had a nickel for each time she pokes herself in the eye with her pencil or pen, I would have enough for a pretty good coffee at CB&TL.

i think it's webcam time....i need to this....:D:D

edvedder913

polaris wrote:

for the life of me i cannot fold the fitted bed sheet into anything that looks like a symetrical shape ... i've been taught by every girlfriend going back some and i still can't do it ...

I'm female and I have never been able to figure that out myself....

edvedder913

failedpersephone wrote:

This is the same person that came in on a SUNDAY.


oh and if i had a nickel for each time she pokes herself in the eye with her pencil or pen, I would have enough for a pretty good coffee at CB&TL.

at least this person provides entertainment. i wish we had someone like that here....

brainofjb

polaris wrote:

for the life of me i cannot fold the fitted bed sheet into anything that looks like a symetrical shape ... i've been taught by every girlfriend going back some and i still can't do it ...

LOFL!!! neither can I
every time they come out of the laundry, I ask someone to fold it for me!
I HATE THOSE!!!!!

halszka123

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