This thread reminds me of my friend who's landlord was kicking her out at short notice cos he wanted to sell the flat she was renting from him. She put pieces of fish in hard to find strategic places (like the back of the airing cupboard, etc) - that place was really HUMMING by the time she left.....
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oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I had a roommate who worked in a warehouse and wore thick wool socks, when he would come home and take his shoes off it was like being hit in the face with tear gas.
And he wasn't the cleanest guy to begin with either. :eek:
....Come here to our meat plant after one week right as the rendering truck arrives to pick up all of the fat and trim that ends up in an inedible barrels!!
YUUUUM!!!
I have as strong a stomach as there is, and this absolutely knocks me on my ass EVERYTIME, especially in the SUMMER!!
My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
My mates and I were in the process of defrosting some chicken for the evening meal. Some other mates turned up and surprised us with plenty of alcohol and pizzas.
Sure enough, we left half frozen chicken in the microwave for at least a week before one of us innocently opened the microwave and got a not so polite reminder.
apparently some complete fucktard started to open one of those packets of tuna (not the can, but those envelopes...which, if I were eating meat is definitely the way I would want to consume meat...from an envelope. that isn't freakish at all...)
anyway the packet was half opened, and left there in my pantry. it was like 80 degrees today. and the tuna was waaaay in the back. and I haven't been in the pantry to cook in oh, let's say 5 days. . . so I open the pantry and am hit in the face with what I can only assume is the crotchy stench of a 50 year old crack whore with an affinity for jean nate body spray and a severe case of chilibean butt.
I not only gagged, I frew up all over my hand...
deeelightful.
stay single and unattached kids. because fucktards may be charming, but they sure as shit aren't bright. :mad:
just felt like venting. I mean, really?? like halfway through ripping into the meat envelope you decide that Tuna isn't sounding so yummy??? are you that fucking stupid?
is your brain comprised ENTIRELY of shit?? jeeesus. Fuckleton McBrainy. what an asshat.
love the story here. however, im gonna have to vote YES. CHINESE FOOD and BADD BREATH smell far worse than that old tuna!!!!!
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dunno.. sounds like a woolly irish hat though.
i meant the second part
thats a bad smell ladies,so make sure u shower and clean that area:)
I had a roommate who worked in a warehouse and wore thick wool socks, when he would come home and take his shoes off it was like being hit in the face with tear gas.
And he wasn't the cleanest guy to begin with either. :eek:
it can't just be my country
that eats envelope foods??
I wouldn't accept any substitute to the real deal! Crayola, smayola!
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i really dont eat seafood but i would if nature was a tad different
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....Come here to our meat plant after one week right as the rendering truck arrives to pick up all of the fat and trim that ends up in an inedible barrels!!
YUUUUM!!!
I have as strong a stomach as there is, and this absolutely knocks me on my ass EVERYTIME, especially in the SUMMER!!
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My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
Acckk---especially a frozen box left in your car trunk in the dead of summer in the desert!!!!!!!!!
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Sure enough, we left half frozen chicken in the microwave for at least a week before one of us innocently opened the microwave and got a not so polite reminder.
the fuckin flat stunk for weeks.
The smell of dogshit thawing in the spring and...........................................being shamed.
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Ohhhhhh. You MEAN food in a packet! :rolleyes:
okay. I guess that works.
I just know it ain't in a can.
if it were in a can this wouldn't have happened.
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