Is there anything worse than the smell of rotten tuna?
failedpersephone
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My answer to that question is NO.
apparently some complete fucktard started to open one of those packets of tuna (not the can, but those envelopes...which, if I were eating meat is definitely the way I would want to consume meat...from an envelope. that isn't freakish at all...)
anyway the packet was half opened, and left there in my pantry. it was like 80 degrees today. and the tuna was waaaay in the back. and I haven't been in the pantry to cook in oh, let's say 5 days. . . so I open the pantry and am hit in the face with what I can only assume is the crotchy stench of a 50 year old crack whore with an affinity for jean nate body spray and a severe case of chilibean butt.
I not only gagged, I frew up all over my hand...
deeelightful.
stay single and unattached kids. because fucktards may be charming, but they sure as shit aren't bright. :mad:
just felt like venting. I mean, really?? like halfway through ripping into the meat envelope you decide that Tuna isn't sounding so yummy??? are you that fucking stupid?
is your brain comprised ENTIRELY of shit?? jeeesus. Fuckleton McBrainy. what an asshat.
apparently some complete fucktard started to open one of those packets of tuna (not the can, but those envelopes...which, if I were eating meat is definitely the way I would want to consume meat...from an envelope. that isn't freakish at all...)
anyway the packet was half opened, and left there in my pantry. it was like 80 degrees today. and the tuna was waaaay in the back. and I haven't been in the pantry to cook in oh, let's say 5 days. . . so I open the pantry and am hit in the face with what I can only assume is the crotchy stench of a 50 year old crack whore with an affinity for jean nate body spray and a severe case of chilibean butt.
I not only gagged, I frew up all over my hand...
deeelightful.
stay single and unattached kids. because fucktards may be charming, but they sure as shit aren't bright. :mad:
just felt like venting. I mean, really?? like halfway through ripping into the meat envelope you decide that Tuna isn't sounding so yummy??? are you that fucking stupid?
is your brain comprised ENTIRELY of shit?? jeeesus. Fuckleton McBrainy. what an asshat.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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puked up rotten tuna maybe?
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failedpersephone wrote:My answer to that question is NO.
apparently some complete fucktard started to open one of those packets of tuna (not the can, but those envelopes...which, if I were eating meat is definitely the way I would want to consume meat...from an envelope. that isn't freakish at all...)
anyway the packet was half opened, and left there in my pantry. it was like 80 degrees today. and the tuna was waaaay in the back. and I haven't been in the pantry to cook in oh, let's say 5 days. . . so I open the pantry and am hit in the face with what I can only assume is the crotchy stench of a 50 year old crack whore with an affinity for jean nate body spray and a severe case of chilibean butt.
I not only gagged, I frew up all over my hand...
deeelightful.
stay single and unattached kids. because fucktards may be charming, but they sure as shit aren't bright. :mad:
just felt like venting. I mean, really?? like halfway through ripping into the meat envelope you decide that Tuna isn't sounding so yummy??? are you that fucking stupid?
is your brain comprised ENTIRELY of shit?? jeeesus. Fuckleton McBrainy. what an asshat.
I'm assuming an EX did this............from the Stay Single reference???The best use of Life is Love.
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failedpersephone wrote:My answer to that question is NO.
apparently some complete fucktard started to open one of those packets of tuna (not the can, but those envelopes...which, if I were eating meat is definitely the way I would want to consume meat...from an envelope. that isn't freakish at all...)
anyway the packet was half opened, and left there in my pantry. it was like 80 degrees today. and the tuna was waaaay in the back. and I haven't been in the pantry to cook in oh, let's say 5 days. . . so I open the pantry and am hit in the face with what I can only assume is the crotchy stench of a 50 year old crack whore with an affinity for jean nate body spray and a severe case of chilibean butt.
I not only gagged, I frew up all over my hand...
deeelightful.
stay single and unattached kids. because fucktards may be charming, but they sure as shit aren't bright. :mad:
just felt like venting. I mean, really?? like halfway through ripping into the meat envelope you decide that Tuna isn't sounding so yummy??? are you that fucking stupid?
is your brain comprised ENTIRELY of shit?? jeeesus. Fuckleton McBrainy. what an asshat.
I love love love love that you used the word "frew."
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why thank you young sir...you are too kind.mookie9999 wrote:And my new sig has arrived. Just in time.
and, yes. I know what that smells like. just like I know what Yul Brynner's jock strap smelled like after he did his dinner theatre production of "the king and I" back in 1972. the strap was from 1953. :eek:IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
failedpersephone wrote:why thank you young sir...you are too kind.
and, yes. I know what that smells like. just like I know what Yul Brynner's jock strap smelled like after he did his dinner theatre production of "the king and I" back in 1972. the strap was from 1953. :eek:
now I'm gonna frow up...I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.0 -
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that is the one of the funniest things I've ever read. Literally
but
when my Mom broke her leg last year, I had to change the commode bucket. I think I may win a 2nd place prize for that stench. And it most certainly made me frow up too."...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
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you have my sincerest sympathies.Allie wrote:that is the one of the funniest things I've ever read. Literally
but
when my Mom broke her leg last year, I had to change the commode bucket. I think I may win a 2nd place prize for that stench. And it most certainly made me frow up too.
have you ever changed the catheter of an 80 year old man??
oh, you KNOW where the catheter was.
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failedpersephone wrote:you have my sincerest sympathies.
have you ever changed the catheter of an 80 year old man??
oh, you KNOW where the catheter was.
Egads! No! Man oh man. I wouldn't have the stomach for that.
Oh and the smell of a NYC subway in the summer time is also pretty rancid and funky."...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
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not yet.PJPixie wrote:I'm assuming an EX did this............from the Stay Single reference???
although, that does NOT sound like a bad idea.
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failedpersephone wrote:have you ever changed the catheter of an 80 year old man??
This reminds me of the week that I tried to sell cars about 10 years ago. I had a guy come onto the lot. He was 60ish. After going over the features with him, and having him seem interested, he asks me "do you see it?". I look around and say "see what?". "You can't see it can you?" The only thing I was seeing was myself walking away from this apparent acid freak. So again I ask "see what, I don't know what you're talking about" Apparently those were the magic words to get by the security guards off his shirt. Up comes his shirt and out comes his filled colostomy bag. "You couldn't see it could you?" "No you douchebag, I couldn't see it. Thanks for pointing it out. Now get the fuck out of the grand am so we can give it a silkwood scrub down.""The leads are weak!"
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I would like you to know that while I am going to type LMFAO I truly did. it fell splatt upon my floor.mookie9999 wrote:This reminds me of the week that I tried to sell cars about 10 years ago. I had a guy come onto the lot. He was 60ish. After going over the features with him, and having him seem interested, he asks me "do you see it?". I look around and say "see what?". "You can't see it can you?" The only thing I was seeing was myself walking away from this apparent acid freak. So again I ask "see what, I don't know what you're talking about" Apparently those were the magic words to get by the security guards off his shirt. Up comes his shirt and out comes his filled colostomy bag. "You couldn't see it could you?" "No you douchebag, I couldn't see it. Thanks for pointing it out. Now get the fuck out of the grand am so we can give it a silkwood scrub down."
What the HELL! silkwood scrubdown!! okay I am going to use that at least 4 times tomorrow. seriously.
oh a grand am!! shit dude, that is like a climb in and out car!! eeeeew! you have to keep that shit bag stable!! muaahahahahaaaaa!!
LMFAO...I am trying to figure out how to make that into a siggie...but I can't so instead I shall cut and paste it into my very creative Valentines day cards...it has no bearing on valentines day, but if I draw a shit brown heart on a grand am...maybe I can get it past my personal sensors. IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.0 -
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failedpersephone wrote:I would like you to know that while I am going to type LMFAO I truly did. it fell splatt upon my floor.
What the HELL! silkwood scrubdown!! okay I am going to use that at least 4 times tomorrow. seriously.
oh a grand am!! shit dude, that is like a climb in and out car!! eeeeew! you have to keep that shit bag stable!! muaahahahahaaaaa!!
LMFAO...I am trying to figure out how to make that into a siggie...but I can't so instead I shall cut and paste it into my very creative Valentines day cards...it has no bearing on valentines day, but if I draw a shit brown heart on a grand am...maybe I can get it past my personal sensors.
I want a shit brown heart valentines day card!! I wonder if it's too late to put in a special order for neco candy hearts that say "Silkwood Me". Well maybe too late for this year. But there's always next year!"The leads are weak!"
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okaaay but I don't use crayonsmookie9999 wrote:I want a shit brown heart valentines day card!! I wonder if it's too late to put in a special order for neco candy hearts that say "Silkwood Me". Well maybe too late for this year. But there's always next year!
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failedpersephone wrote:My answer to that question is NO.
apparently some complete fucktard started to open one of those packets of tuna (not the can, but those envelopes...which, if I were eating meat is definitely the way I would want to consume meat...from an envelope. that isn't freakish at all...)
anyway the packet was half opened, and left there in my pantry. it was like 80 degrees today. and the tuna was waaaay in the back. and I haven't been in the pantry to cook in oh, let's say 5 days. . . so I open the pantry and am hit in the face with what I can only assume is the crotchy stench of a 50 year old crack whore with an affinity for jean nate body spray and a severe case of chilibean butt.
I not only gagged, I frew up all over my hand...
deeelightful.
stay single and unattached kids. because fucktards may be charming, but they sure as shit aren't bright. :mad:
just felt like venting. I mean, really?? like halfway through ripping into the meat envelope you decide that Tuna isn't sounding so yummy??? are you that fucking stupid?
is your brain comprised ENTIRELY of shit?? jeeesus. Fuckleton McBrainy. what an asshat.
Tuna from an envelope?!? What kind of strange country do you live in???
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failedpersephone wrote:Is there anything worse than the smell of rotten tuna?
decomposing bodies.Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...
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failedpersephone wrote:crotchy stench of a 50 year old crack whore with an affinity for jean nate body spray and a severe case of chilibean butt.
OMG... there prolly is no worse than that........LMFAO0
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