1 out of every 3 of my posts could be used to defame me in the "fun with quotes" thread if you have a little creativity. The other two you don't even have to add anything to! (As you proved earlier)
Yeah that is the only time I'll use one of those, they aren't as fun on the second use.
not my fault you're all thicker than a whale omelette.. you've tweaked one joke (that worked perfectly fucking well actually).. out of 1248937 jokes i've made on here.. here have a gag
No, it didn't work well. Otherwise why we all have tweaked it for you??
You can make jokes. It is just that not all of them are funny.
It is all subjective.
NO, really, you are plenty funny D...really.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
I wish that I had the capabilities to play in the fun with quotes thread.
but apparently when Mr. Lasorda (our lord and savior) created me he felt (in his infinite wisdom) that I should have a cock tongue, an extra set of vaginal teeth on my forehead, ball sack on my back, and the inability to be creative in the fun with quotes thread. it's the cross he has made me bear.
Well if this one doesn't get you involved, nothing will.
No, it didn't work well. Otherwise why we all have tweaked it for you??
You can make jokes. It is just that not all of them are funny.
It is all subjective.
NO, really, you are plenty funny D...really.
it worked fine...
and i know this... just like not all of your posts are interesting or contain anything redeeming... but some have the level of vacuousness normally associated with an airhostess.
now that was a joke.. dont take it wrong
fucking tweak my arse... tweak!!!!!!! *shakes head in disbelief*
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
and i know this... just like not all of your posts are interesting or contain anything redeeming... but some have the level of vacuousness normally associated with an airhostess.
now that was a joke.. dont take it wrong
fucking tweak my arse... tweak!!!!!!! *shakes head in disbelief*
No it didn't work.
And no, that wasn't funny.
I am not vacuous..at least compared to this bunch.
You are about as stubborn as a Scot being asked to pick up the tab at the coffee shop.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
No it didn't work.
And no, that wasn't funny.
I am not vacuous..at least compared to this bunch.
You are about as stubborn as a Scot being asked to pick up the tab at the coffee shop.
what bunch? are you saying that the others on here are vacuous?
as the leper once said to the prostitute... here, keep the tip
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
No, you are not.
You have never created a thread about mashed potatoes or jeans or anything like that.
Dunk, I have a better one:
You are more stubborn that the padlock on a Scot's wallet when the bill arrives (cheque to you)
only HLF creates threads like that...
stubborn is a good thing.. what wrong with being stubborn?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
19Ho8 called... it wants its sepia-tinged joke back
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
What's all this ganging up on Dunk? I haven't seen this many people go after a Scotsman since Sean Connery accidentally listed his sperm on ebay.
What ? Like he's not sat right now, as we drop ourselves deeper into this hole, just waiting for his chance to lay us all low, with his rapier like tongue ?
He's provided the hole for us, now he's just waiting his turn.
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You can make jokes. It is just that not all of them are funny.
It is all subjective.
NO, really, you are plenty funny D...really.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
it worked fine...
and i know this... just like not all of your posts are interesting or contain anything redeeming... but some have the level of vacuousness normally associated with an airhostess.
now that was a joke.. dont take it wrong
fucking tweak my arse... tweak!!!!!!! *shakes head in disbelief*
I love Whale Omelettes! Especially when served with Bald Eagle Hash!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
And no, that wasn't funny.
I am not vacuous..at least compared to this bunch.
You are about as stubborn as a Scot being asked to pick up the tab at the coffee shop.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
http://www.corpsstories.com/ArthurBea.jpg
Must Not Open Link!
Can't Get Caught At Work Again!
Must Not Open Link!
Can't Get Caught At Work Again!
AW DAMN!! My willpower has failed me again. Who can help me get my resume straight?!?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
what bunch? are you saying that the others on here are vacuous?
as the leper once said to the prostitute... here, keep the tip
what??
no Bea Bewbies.
that was just her golden-ness showing her look of disapproval.
it is a drunk joke that i tell...
only ahem, I changed it (see above)
wayland flowers created madame's look after bea arthur.....
The picture is fine. My reaction to the picture is where the problem lies.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I am vacuous.
And that was ok Dunk, just relax though, it'll come easier if you just relax.
This is the same advice Bea gave me during my last full body massage! From experience I can say it is the best advice I have ever received!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
I remember being so afraid of this fucking doll thing that my mother could use the fear as a tool for making me go to bed early!
I swear that doll lady thing was going to eat my liver. :eek:
You have never created a thread about mashed potatoes or jeans or anything like that.
Dunk, I have a better one:
You are more stubborn that the padlock on a Scot's wallet when the bill arrives (cheque to you)
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Aaah, Mookie, I remember when I could feed Dunk those lines and he'd snap them up. I like it when people grab what you lay out in front of them
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
only HLF creates threads like that...
stubborn is a good thing.. what wrong with being stubborn?
I used to like that until I met Father O'Hanlan and his razor sharp fingernails.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
True
And that's a bit long winded, how about
'Dunk you are tighter than Carl Lewis' hamstrings.'
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
*gasps*
:eek:
the condition of my release is that I never mention Father O'Hanlan.
19Ho8 called... it wants its sepia-tinged joke back
sorry I thought it was "gang banging on Dunk" and I bought a tix to Scotland.
I want first dibsies.
What ? Like he's not sat right now, as we drop ourselves deeper into this hole, just waiting for his chance to lay us all low, with his rapier like tongue ?
He's provided the hole for us, now he's just waiting his turn.