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Bea Arthur should be included...

failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
In every joke ever posted.

(thanks Mookles for reminding me...this is such a true statement tho.)

I mean, Bea Arthur...is a walking punchline.

it doesn't even matter what kind of joke...

a knock knock joke...a "three dudes" joke. a "blonde" joke...it doesnt even matter!!

Bea Arthur is the best gift ever given to the world of comedy.

ahhhh Bea. sweet Bea...

come on...three way envisioned with Rue McLellehan (sp) and Vickie Lawrence. (dressed as "Momma")

what?? expecting Betty White?? no way...she is too Class for that.
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  • Flannel ShirtFlannel Shirt Posts: 1,021
    screw this dude. he doesnt deserve that much attention...
    All that's sacred, comes from youth....dedications, naive and true.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    failedpersephone wrote:
    In every joke ever posted.

    (thanks Mookles for reminding me...this is such a true statement tho.)

    I mean, Bea Arthur...is a walking punchline.

    it doesn't even matter what kind of joke...

    a knock knock joke...a "three dudes" joke. a "blonde" joke...it doesnt even matter!!

    Bea Arthur is the best gift ever given to the world of comedy.

    ahhhh Bea. sweet Bea...

    come on...three way envisioned with Rue McLellehan (sp) and Vickie Lawrence. (dressed as "Momma")

    what?? expecting Betty White?? no way...she is too Class for that.




    THIS IS TOO FUNNY !!!!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    In every joke ever posted.

    (thanks Mookles for reminding me...this is such a true statement tho.)

    I mean, Bea Arthur...is a walking punchline.

    it doesn't even matter what kind of joke...

    a knock knock joke...a "three dudes" joke. a "blonde" joke...it doesnt even matter!!

    Bea Arthur is the best gift ever given to the world of comedy.

    ahhhh Bea. sweet Bea...

    come on...three way envisioned with Rue McLellehan (sp) and Vickie Lawrence. (dressed as "Momma")

    what?? expecting Betty White?? no way...she is too Class for that.

    I just finished a post on how sexy Bea Arthur is (even though I was really pulling for Estelle Getty to land the part) and poof, thread is gone faster than Bea Arthur leaving a room after a bean burrito fart.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I just finished a post on how sexy Bea Arthur is (even though I was really pulling for Estelle Getty to land the part) and poof, thread is gone faster than Bea Arthur leaving a room after a bean burrito fart.
    I was really enjoying that thread as well :(

    http://www.trashtalkinghoodlums.com/graphics/nocensor.gif
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I just finished a post on how sexy Bea Arthur is (even though I was really pulling for Estelle Getty to land the part) and poof, thread is gone faster than Bea Arthur leaving a room after a bean burrito fart.
    Oh mookie....I thought you were straight...Bea Arthur???? I understand the humor, but not from a straight man. :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    what the hell just happened?

    wait.

    do not answer that.

    DO NOT ANSWER THAT.

    I guess I got a little eager?

    oh, at times like this I have to think about what Bea would do at a time like this,

    ahhh speak to me Bea...impart your wisdom.
    http://www.tate.org.uk/tateetc/issue5/images/nude_2.jpg

    oh. okay...I should show my jugs in a Class painting??

    carry on. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    I was really enjoying that thread as well :(

    http://www.trashtalkinghoodlums.com/graphics/nocensor.gif


    totally true...nothing was wrong with that thread, we were all being nice.....:(
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    failedpersephone wrote:
    what the hell just happened?

    wait.

    do not answer that.

    DO NOT ANSWER THAT.

    I guess I got a little eager?

    oh, at times like this I have to think about what Bea would do at a time like this,

    ahhh speak to me Bea...impart your wisdom.
    http://www.tate.org.uk/tateetc/issue5/images/nude_2.jpg

    oh. okay...I should show my jugs in a Class painting??

    carry on. ;)

    those breasts are not very attractive!!!
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jkubicek/bea_arthur_rotj.jpg
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    totally true...nothing was wrong with that thread, we were all being nice.....:(
    It is not so much censorship as it is talking for the sake of talking.
    This site is not equipped with the bandwith to let people talk about their new haircut or the fact that they farted today.
    That is why they have the no chatting thing.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Oh mookie....I thought you were straight...Bea Arthur???? I understand the humor, but not from a straight man. :p


    Thank you for being a friend
    Traveled down the road and back again
    Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.

    And if you through a party
    Invited everyone you ever knew
    You would see the biggest gift would be from me
    And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.


    If I'm the only one aroused after reading this, then so be it!!! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    failedpersephone wrote:
    http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jkubicek/bea_arthur_rotj.jpg


    Bea has a hot body!!! WOW!!


    heheheheeh
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Thank you for being a friend
    Traveled down the road and back again
    Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.

    And if you through a party
    Invited everyone you ever knew
    You would see the biggest gift would be from me
    And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.


    If I'm the only one aroused after reading this, then so be it!!! ;)
    No denying it is an awesome ditty, but no, I am not aroused. :eek:
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    ...or the fact that they farted today.

    Ok Miss Cleo, enough with predicting what my next thread was going to be about!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Ok Miss Cleo, enough with predicting what my next thread was going to be about!

    Miss Cleo....lol

    I miss her commercials
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Oh mookie....I thought you were straight...Bea Arthur???? I understand the humor, but not from a straight man. :p

    I like a woman that looks like she could hold her own in a bar fight. And by "her own" I'm referring to her penis.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    in the immortal words of jeffery ross....

    "i wouldn't fuck penny marshall with bea arthur's dick!"



    and grim reamer's first post and thread gets deleted....:eek: well done, well done....:D
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I like a woman that looks like she could hold her own in a bar fight. And by "her own" I'm referring to her penis.
    that is me.

    woah.

    karma.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    I like a woman that looks like she could hold her own in a bar fight. And by "her own" I'm referring to her penis.
    And that, friend, is a keeper.
    It is so refreshing to just read jokes and find them funny.
    Not like when we have to tweak Dunk's jokes...:o Poor kiddo.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cutback wrote:
    in the immortal words of jeffery ross....

    "i wouldn't fuck penny marshall with bea arthur's dick!"



    and grim reamer's first post and thread gets deleted....:eek: well done, well done....:D

    I prefer the line "I wouldn't fuck Tipper Gore with a stolen dick" but, yeah that wasn't bad.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    in the immortal words of jeffery ross....

    "i wouldn't fuck penny marshall with bea arthur's dick!"



    and grim reamer's first post and thread gets deleted....:eek: well done, well done....:D
    I have noticed that too..

    poor thing, I hope we haven't given him a bad name here...

    I am sure he is a sweetheart who helps save puppies and gives sponge baths to the elderly...like Bea Arthur. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    And that, friend, is a keeper.
    It is so refreshing to just read jokes and find them funny.
    Not like when we have to tweak Dunk's jokes...:o Poor kiddo.

    What was the term, rework I believe? ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    that is me.

    woah.

    karma.
    Instant karmas gonna get you
    Gonna knock you right on the head

    Instant karmas gonna get you
    Gonna look you right in the face

    Instant karmas gonna get you
    Gonna knock you off your feet

    I don't know about you, but Karma is scaring the hell out of me!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    What was the term, rework I believe? ;)
    Yes, actually it was more of a rework and not a tweak. I believe it took at least 3 of us to fix that joke about the gags. :eek:
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Thank you for being a friend
    Traveled down the road and back again
    Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.

    And if you through a party
    Invited everyone you ever knew
    You would see the biggest gift would be from me
    And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.


    If I'm the only one aroused after reading this, then so be it!!! ;)
    At least part of this post is headed for the fun with quotes thread...
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Rygar wrote:
    At least part of this post is headed for the fun with quotes thread...

    1 out of every 3 of my posts could be used to defame me in the "fun with quotes" thread if you have a little creativity. The other two you don't even have to add anything to! (As you proved earlier)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Yes, actually it was more of a rework and not a tweak. I believe it took at least 3 of us to fix that joke about the gags. :eek:

    You're still waiting on a writing credit for that, aren't you?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    TrixieCat wrote:
    And that, friend, is a keeper.
    It is so refreshing to just read jokes and find them funny.
    Not like when we have to tweak Dunk's jokes...:o Poor kiddo.


    not my fault you're all thicker than a whale omelette.. you've tweaked one joke (that worked perfectly fucking well actually).. out of 1248937 jokes i've made on here.. here have a gag ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    1 out of every 3 of my posts could be used to defame me in the "fun with quotes" thread if you have a little creativity. The other two you don't even have to add anything to! (As you proved earlier)
    I wish that I had the capabilities to play in the fun with quotes thread.

    but apparently when Mr. Lasorda (our lord and savior) created me he felt (in his infinite wisdom) that I should have a cock tongue, an extra set of vaginal teeth on my forehead, ball sack on my back, and the inability to be creative in the fun with quotes thread. it's the cross he has made me bear.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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