What Are Your Irrational Fears...

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  • BarryWalker
    BarryWalker Posts: 75
    Danimal wrote:
    The thought that at any given moment Cory Haim could steal my jacket.


    Hilarious!
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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    That I will wake up and be able to pole vault myself out of bed using only my "third leg". Oh wait you said irrational fears, not desires. Sorry about that!
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  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    Some monster with red eyes is under the bed. I just know it.
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    there was a thread similar to this earlier this year - i posted my hopeless fear of escalators - both getting off and getting on them

    someone told me to grow up and get over it

    *sniff* :(

    it didnt help - im still scared of them
    impatience is a gift ........
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    zenith wrote:
    there was a thread similar to this earlier this year - i posted my hopeless fear of escalators - both getting off and getting on them

    someone told me to grow up and get over it

    *sniff* :(

    it didnt help - im still scared of them


    no! all you have to do is hold the side rail and JUMP over the grate part that wants to eat your toes.

    and never wear shoes with ties on them!!!
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    failedpersephone wrote:
    IRRATIONAL - cannot possibly happen, but it is a fear nonetheless...


    I have this irrational fear: When I am coming home at night, I have to hurry and get my key in the lock and open the door because at THAT moment, I have this fear that a large blue faced baboon is going to come screeching down the street and attack me...maybe bite a chunk out of my leg...

    see, irrational.

    so what are your irrational fears??

    actually thats real, but instead of a baboon on crack it's a crazed mugger on crack watching and waiting for you in the bushes just like in the horror movies, and with every second you waste fumbling with the keys, the more and more nerve he gets to finally one day grabbing you and carrying you off into the darkness kicking and screaming....

    That's probably why they invented motion triggered security lights at the front door.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    actually thats real, but instead of a baboon on crack it's a crazed mugger on crack watching and waiting for you in the bushes just like in the horror movies, and with every second you waste fumbling with the keys, the more and more nerve he gets to finally one day grabbing you and carrying you off into the darkness kicking and screaming....

    That's probably why they invented motion triggered security lights at the front door.

    I have motion triggered front lights - and I am not afraid of being mugged...I am afraid of being bitten by a baboon as I try to get into my house...seriously. those baboons are scary.


    *disclaimer - I actually did grow up near a zoo...this is prolly why I feel that way.
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I have motion triggered front lights - and I am not afraid of being mugged...I am afraid of being bitten by a baboon as I try to get into my house...seriously. those baboons are scary.


    *disclaimer - I actually did grow up near a zoo...this is prolly why I feel that way.


    That's funny. Where does he bite you?
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • iamsampj
    iamsampj Posts: 784
    i've been scared to ride a bicycle since college.

    i developed a crazy scenario that if i were to ride my bike to class...i would somehow not be able to ride on the sidewalk, and be forced to ride along the road. the tire of my bike would get got in a drainage grate, i would fall over, and a car would run over my head :eek:

    totally irrational!
    yes...i do feel like a human. i do not feel like a tree.
  • SomethingCreative
    SomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,413
    birds
    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
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  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Having a small penis :eek:
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    tish wrote:
    I'm afraid MCKB is gonna shave off my eyebrow and pubes, then marry Jeff, have his kids and send me pictures.

    You're right. That's not likely to happen.
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    tish wrote:
    I'm afraid MCKB is gonna shave off my eyebrow and pubes, then marry Jeff, have his kids and send me pictures.


    You have pubes ?

    Hopefully no 70's Bush

    :eek:
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    You have pubes ?

    Hopefully no 70's Bush

    :eek:

    And she's only got one eyebrow! ;)
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    And she's only got one eyebrow! ;)

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!


    ;)


    What are the purpose of eyebrows anyway ?

    I got mine razored like Vanilla Ice



    Word to your Mutha
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!


    ;)


    What are the purpose of eyebrows anyway ?

    I got mine razored like Vanilla Ice



    Word to your Mutha

    I don't know but mine are nicely plucked and shaped. :D

    (She's gonna kill me when she get's up). :D
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I don't know but mine are nicely plucked and shaped. :D

    (She's gonna kill me when she get's up). :D


    Talking about eyebrows brought out Irrational fear

    The UNI-BROW !!! :eek:
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  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    open closet doors at night... read communion when i was younger... scared the shit out of me!
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  • South of Seattle
    South of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    I'm afraid of drowning, and then right before I die A shark eats me.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Here's one: (I'm a bit embarrassed by this). I'm a bit scared of the sea-not knowing what's swimming around underneith you).

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