What Are Your Irrational Fears...

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  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Having a small penis :eek:
  • tish wrote:
    I'm afraid MCKB is gonna shave off my eyebrow and pubes, then marry Jeff, have his kids and send me pictures.

    You're right. That's not likely to happen.
  • tish wrote:
    I'm afraid MCKB is gonna shave off my eyebrow and pubes, then marry Jeff, have his kids and send me pictures.


    You have pubes ?

    Hopefully no 70's Bush

    :eek:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • You have pubes ?

    Hopefully no 70's Bush

    :eek:

    And she's only got one eyebrow! ;)
  • And she's only got one eyebrow! ;)

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!


    ;)


    What are the purpose of eyebrows anyway ?

    I got mine razored like Vanilla Ice



    Word to your Mutha
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!


    ;)


    What are the purpose of eyebrows anyway ?

    I got mine razored like Vanilla Ice



    Word to your Mutha

    I don't know but mine are nicely plucked and shaped. :D

    (She's gonna kill me when she get's up). :D
  • I don't know but mine are nicely plucked and shaped. :D

    (She's gonna kill me when she get's up). :D


    Talking about eyebrows brought out Irrational fear

    The UNI-BROW !!! :eek:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • open closet doors at night... read communion when i was younger... scared the shit out of me!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • I'm afraid of drowning, and then right before I die A shark eats me.
    NERDS!
  • Here's one: (I'm a bit embarrassed by this). I'm a bit scared of the sea-not knowing what's swimming around underneith you).
  • Here's one: (I'm a bit embarrassed by this). I'm a bit scared of the sea-not knowing what's swimming around underneith you).

    oh, that is pure freedom to me! :)

    another fear.... being stuck on a bridge over water and fearing that it will collapse. I always form an escape plan. Also, I get anxiety when I am stuck under a bridge/vioduct (sp?) fearing that it will collapse on my car.
    "you shall be released" ~ EV
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    vital5 wrote:
    Having a small penis :eek:

    :eek:

    Only you would say that :rolleyes:
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Hmmm. That a shark will appear from under my bed and bite my toes. Or something will, anyway.

    *Edit* Wow! We're all crazy! :D

    When I was little I used to be scared of the toilet monster. If I had to go during the night, as soon as I flushed the toilet I would run from my bathroom to my bed and hide under the covers because I thought I would be safe if he couldn't see me.

    Also, you won't get me in a cemetery at night, that's for sure! :o
  • My irrational fears?

    Apes - Strangely I love gorillas but anything else freaks me out, especially chimps. I'm ok with monkeys.

    Polyester - I hate the feeling of it catching on hang-nails or dry skin.

    Crowds and REALLY busy places - I have panic attacks every now and again.

    Amputees - I can't explain this..... not at all *shakes head*
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • BuruBuru Posts: 8,473
    IRRATIONAL - cannot possibly happen, but it is a fear nonetheless...


    I have this irrational fear: When I am coming home at night, I have to hurry and get my key in the lock and open the door because at THAT moment, I have this fear that a large blue faced baboon is going to come screeching down the street and attack me...maybe bite a chunk out of my leg...

    see, irrational.

    so what are your irrational fears??

    hmm... O....K... ;)

    I have an irrational fear of the space that is between the floor and the bed (maybe not so irrational, due to all the stuff/horror movies I have watched as a kid)
    y la banda de Guille... cuando toca?
  • I have a fear that no one will start a birthday thread for Ed, since it's only a couple of days away and I won't be around to sign it. Hint, hint.
  • BuruBuru Posts: 8,473
    I have a fear that no one will start a birthday thread for Ed, since it's only a couple of days away and I won't be around to sign it. Hint, hint.

    don't worry, I'm sure there will be at least 3 :p
    y la banda de Guille... cuando toca?
  • Buru wrote:
    don't worry, I'm sure there will be at least 3 :p

    I've got to do it... I can't stop myself. :o
  • EddiEEddiE Posts: 125
    Mushrooms - hate them, can't stand the feel, smell or taste.
    Running on cobbled pavement - scared I'll slip over and crack a bone in my foot
    And I hate having no shoes on in the house incase there's a fire and I have no time to go and get shoes on and run out into the street barefoot :S

    Oh...and spiders...horrible fcking things they are.
    Paris 7/11/96
    Manchester 4/6/00
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,196
    ALIENS...that they'll beam me up and do wild experiments and implant me with a tracking device. I'm always looking up to the sky.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
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    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


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