Corny pick up lines

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    You've got a great set of legs. What time do they open at?



    :eek:
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    tish wrote:
    For realsies. Becasue i'd believe it.

    Well I wouldn't say it to just anyone, and you should believe it! Nice to know it doesn't seem bad to everyone. :p I guess it's all about your attitude and how you bring it across as well.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    OneLove wrote:
    OK slick... your place or mine? ;)

    I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight. ;) :eek: :D
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.


    It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    "Do you like apples? How about I take you home and fuck the shit outta you? How do ya like them apples?"

    :D
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    StuffnJunk wrote:
    i'll start:

    "lose the zero and get with a hero"


    corny huh? well that all depends on whose saying the line. if a regular joe in a bar uses it, it's corny. but when a 'cool' guy uses it, the girlies can't resist. especially if that guy is "Cool as Ice"

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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Is that a sausage on your face, or are you just happy to see me?

    eh...maybe not...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Is that a sausage on your face, or are you just happy to see me?

    eh...maybe not...

    that one makes me hot!
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • StuffnJunk
    StuffnJunk Posts: 897
    guy - "Do you have your tickets"

    girl - "what tickets?"

    guy - "TO THE GUN SHOW!!!" (flexes bicep and kisses it)
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  • OffHeGoes29
    OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    I'll quote the GZA on this one.

    "Relax.....as I soak you in my mentals"
    BRING BACK THE WHALE
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    "Do you like apples? How about I take you home and fuck the shit outta you? How do ya like them apples?"

    :D


    goddammit...why has NO ONE EVER USED THIS ONE ON ME????

    I would TOTALLY go with it...because that HAS to mean a good sense of humor.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    tish wrote:
    that one makes me hot!


    Oh jeez... now you're making me hot!
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    failedpersephone wrote:
    goddammit...why has NO ONE EVER USED THIS ONE ON ME????

    I would TOTALLY go with it...because that HAS to mean a good sense of humor.

    The only downside is that it's hard to keep a straight face when you're saying it. :p
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  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    Oh jeez... now you're making me hot!

    That's a good one too.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    "If I milk you can i have a place in your stable?"

    he was very very drunk. and I still don't get it...I mean, the milk thing, duh...but seriously...I don't understand it. I just remembered this one
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    "If I milk you can i have a place in your stable?"

    he was very very drunk. and I still don't get it...I mean, the milk thing, duh...but seriously...I don't understand it. I just remembered this one


    so in trying to pick you up, he called you a cow....and you didn't go with him why? ;) :eek: :D

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