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Corny pick up lines

StuffnJunkStuffnJunk Posts: 896
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
i'll start:

"lose the zero and get with a hero"

what have you guys got?
"I'll tell you what: If all I had was Pearl Jam, and I didn't have another band in the world, I would not be worried. Because in there is the essence of making great music. You don't have to use it all at once, but it's there." - Neil Young
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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Y'know I'd be disappointed in myself if I left tonight and didn't say anything to the most beautiful girl here. That's why I came to say hello.
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,769
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Y'know I'd be disappointed in myself if I left tonight and didn't say anything to the most beautiful girl here. That's why I came to say hello.

    Oooooh, i'd fall for that one! Good one.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    "that skirt looks good on you but it would look better under me"

    my response: "huh? you want to sit on my skirt?"

    it was a really sad lame line.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    tish wrote:
    Oooooh, i'd fall for that one! Good one.

    Reeeaaaaaaallly? That'd work? That's what I think of when I'm in a drunken stooper with my friends. That's the only thing I can think of when I meet someone. :p
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    failedpersephone wrote:
    "that skirt looks good on you but it would look better under me"

    my response: "huh? you want to sit on my skirt?"

    it was a really sad lame line.

    HAHAHAHAHHAHA! I wish I could witness that one.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Can I have directions?

    To where?

    To your heart.



    :eek: :D
  • ForestBrainForestBrain Posts: 460
    "Are you Jamaican? Cuz, jamakin me crazy."


    Oh. My. Gosh. Shoot me now.
    When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    "imagine what our grandkids will say when they hear the story of how we met."
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    "That outfit would look great on my floor"

    or

    "I wouldnt' kick you outta bed, unless you wanted to do it on the floor"

    "baby you must be tired because you've been runnin through my head all day"

    2 of those three I've had some drunken moron come up to be at a bar and say. I wonder if cheesy lines actually work for anyone?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    cutback wrote:
    Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.


    grreeeat now I have the song stuck in my head :)
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
    FYI: my legs snapped open and I was like...right here right now...and that was just from READING that line.


    dayum, Cutback...you lookin' goooood, soldier. ;)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    OneLove wrote:
    grreeeat now I have the song stuck in my head :)

    see it worked!!



    can i buy you a drink? ;):D
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?


    Are you free tonight or will it cost me?


    "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?"
    (No.)

    :Wink: ;)
  • OneLoveOneLove Posts: 563
    cutback wrote:
    see it worked!!



    can i buy you a drink? ;):D


    OK slick... your place or mine? ;)
  • StuffnJunkStuffnJunk Posts: 896
    ForestBrain wrote:
    "Are you Jamaican? Cuz, jamakin me crazy."


    Oh. My. Gosh. Shoot me now.
    not gonna shoot you, i want to hear the corniest lines possible! i mentioned the zero/hero line to someone today and they cracked up like it was the funniest thing they ever heard (they mustn't get out much, its old as hell and not really funny) so i want to come at them tomorrow with even worse lines...
    "I'll tell you what: If all I had was Pearl Jam, and I didn't have another band in the world, I would not be worried. Because in there is the essence of making great music. You don't have to use it all at once, but it's there." - Neil Young
  • thunderDANthunderDAN Posts: 2,094
    How much does a poler bear weight?.....enough to break the ice<start convo here>
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  • 3inputchick3inputchick Posts: 845
    The alphabet is all wrong.... they didnt put U and I together.
    A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,769
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Reeeaaaaaaallly? That'd work? That's what I think of when I'm in a drunken stooper with my friends. That's the only thing I can think of when I meet someone. :p

    For realsies. Becasue i'd believe it.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    You've got a great set of legs. What time do they open at?



    :eek:
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    tish wrote:
    For realsies. Becasue i'd believe it.

    Well I wouldn't say it to just anyone, and you should believe it! Nice to know it doesn't seem bad to everyone. :p I guess it's all about your attitude and how you bring it across as well.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    OneLove wrote:
    OK slick... your place or mine? ;)

    I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight. ;) :eek: :D
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.


    It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.
  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    "Do you like apples? How about I take you home and fuck the shit outta you? How do ya like them apples?"

    :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,929
    StuffnJunk wrote:
    i'll start:

    "lose the zero and get with a hero"


    corny huh? well that all depends on whose saying the line. if a regular joe in a bar uses it, it's corny. but when a 'cool' guy uses it, the girlies can't resist. especially if that guy is "Cool as Ice"

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
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