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  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Igivesuchgoodparadym wrote:
    Monty Python and Benny Hill....best comedies ever.

    See... we're 'trend setters', the 'cool cats', the 'hip kids' that the rest of the world listens too... comedy, prostitution to pay education debts... we're the front runners in ideas, my friend ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    my2hands wrote:
    "Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she says, adding, "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."

    Yep... that's the bit that nearly made me too, fall of my chair laughing... silly, naive bint.
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,170
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:

    Stiff upper lip and all that English toff... what, what!! ;)
    Upper lip won't be the only stiff body part after this auction.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,170
    my2hands wrote:
    "Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she says, adding, "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."

    Translation: "I'm looking for a rich guy with a very small johnson who's a super quick finisher."
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Poncier wrote:
    Upper lip won't be the only stiff body part after this auction.

    :eek: FILTH!!! I don't know what you mean... *looks innocent*
    Poncier wrote:
    Translation: "I'm looking for a rich guy with a very small johnson who's a super quick finisher."

    That had crossed my mind too... I reiterate my previous post - "Silly, naive bint"
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Poncier wrote:
    Translation: "I'm looking for a rich guy with a very small johnson who's a super quick finisher."

    Don't talk about me please on a public forum

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,170
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Don't talk about me please on a public forum

    ;)
    When did you get rich?

    :D
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,160
    Gossard_Is_God wrote:
    That whore is no virgin


    Bingo .......I read a story yesterday that this is all a publicity stunt and that she was already hired a month ago as a working girl at the ranch!
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Poncier wrote:
    When did you get rich?

    :D

    Ha! Touche

    2 out of 3 aint bad.....
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    I'd be surprised if she gets more than a couple thousand
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • mole1985mole1985 Posts: 1,119
    ...........only in America....

























    and probably Holland.
    Dublin 2006
    Katowice 2007
    London 2007
  • HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
    skAAAAnk.
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    See... we're 'trend setters', the 'cool cats', the 'hip kids' that the rest of the world listens too... comedy, prostitution to pay education debts... we're the front runners in ideas, my friend ;)

    British comedy... eeek!
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
  • timrothtimroth Posts: 215
    I am sure she has been on her knees lots of times before.
  • SnakeSnake Posts: 2,605
    Man shes definitly not worth 1 million dollars :rolleyes:


    Somebody is full of themselves. hahaha




    Not saying shes not hot though.....
    Pirates had democracy too.

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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    It's Evolution.. Baby! :(
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  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    I wouldn't fuck her..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • dawngdawng Posts: 644
    :rolleyes:
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  • catch22catch22 Posts: 1,081
    i've had bad luck with virgins. but she's hot.
    and like that... he's gone.
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