22 yr old to auction her "gift"

timrothtimroth Posts: 215
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,903
    Crazy, and she is not bad looking at all
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    So hang on...

    Is she actually going to have sex with the winner of the auction or will that person just own the abstract concept of her virginity?

    Because I'm fairly sure the former amounts to prostitution.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Ain't no poonannie worth a million dollars !!!
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    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    She isn't a virgin. Just a ho with a marketing gimmick.
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  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    So hang on...

    Is she actually going to have sex with the winner of the auction or will that person just own the abstract concept of her virginity?

    Because I'm fairly sure the former amounts to prostitution.

    They're doing at the moonlight bunny ranch in Nevada

    Its legal
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • face does look photoshopped. it's like the body is a different color (besides the tan---just looks off).
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    They're doing at the moonlight bunny ranch in Nevada

    Its legal
    Oh ok. I forgot you guys have legal brothels :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    So what happens if it's a 3-way draw? :D
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  • eyedclaar wrote:
    She isn't a virgin. Just a ho with a marketing gimmick.

    nuthin but bitches and hos....
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • She's a "virgin". If she is I wouldn't pay a dime for it. It probably means she has no idea what she's doing. Good luck to the winner of that.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Oh ok. I forgot you guys have legal brothels :)

    Not that i've been there

    ;)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Let me check my bank account. ;)
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • sounds like a scene right out of Memoirs of a Geisha :p
    Why didn't I think of this! :mad:
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • sounds like a scene right out of Memoirs of a Geisha :p
    Why didn't I think of this! :mad:

    Surgically you can have your...of nevermind

    ;):p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Let me check my bank account. ;)

    Put up that peanut shop as collateral !!!
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,903
    I wonder what kind of "education" she needs to pay for? 10-1 she goes straight into Porn afterwards.
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • stu geestu gee Posts: 1,174
    Pfft, id do her for free.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • Surgically you can have your...of nevermind

    ;):p
    hahaha - you may be on to something! a virgin at 34 :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,170
    Lets see, dudes can go to the Bunny Ranch and spend $1 Million for an uncomfortbale deflowering of an inexperienced girl who'll probably just lay there, or like $500 for an experienced "escort" who is wise in the ways of love.

    Yeah, don't think she's raising a million.
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  • Poncier wrote:
    Lets see, dudes can go to the Bunny Ranch and spend $1 Million for an uncomfortbale deflowering of an inexperienced girl who'll probably just lay there, or like $500 for an experienced "escort" who is wise in the ways of love.

    Yeah, don't think she's raising a million.

    Exactly. Can anyone say "Starfish"!?!?!
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,119
    I just like how she's jumping right into the prostitution ring with her first time. It's also a prime example of a capitalist country - make mass amounts of money at every opportunity you can.

    Either way, I wonder what some bonds and stocks will get me.
  • I just like how she's jumping right into the prostitution ring with her first time.

    That's awesome.
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • I sure as hell wasn't that stupid, whoreish (lets be fair, she's selling herself ffs!), desperate, virginal OR creosote orange at 22... what the hell is up with this girl?! Why can't she get in debt for her education like the rest of us?! Maybe she should cut down on the old fake tan and she might save a few bob...

    Like others have said, it's not exactly gonna be a 'thrilling ride' for the 'genuinely nice person' who wins this auction anyways... pfft... amateurs :rolleyes:
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  • That whore is no virgin
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  • OMG!! I KNEW it!!!

    It happened here in England first! :rolleyes:

    http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_headline=buy-my-virginity-for--pound-10k--&method=full&objectid=19386610&siteid=93463-name_page.html

    pfft... bloody copycat yanks... and ours was cheaper... :p;)
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,170
    OMG!! I KNEW it!!!

    It happened here in England first! :rolleyes:

    http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_headline=buy-my-virginity-for--pound-10k--&method=full&objectid=19386610&siteid=93463-name_page.html

    pfft... bloody copycat yanks... and ours was cheaper... :p;)
    We take your ideas and make them more profitable...capitalism rules!!!!
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  • my2handsmy2hands Posts: 17,117
    "Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she says, adding, "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."


    bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :rolleyes:
  • Poncier wrote:
    We take your ideas and make them more profitable...capitalism rules!!!!

    Well at least we have a sense of self satisfaction in that we thought of it first!!! :p

    Stiff upper lip and all that English toff... what, what!! ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • OMG!! I KNEW it!!!

    It happened here in England first! :rolleyes:

    http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_headline=buy-my-virginity-for--pound-10k--&method=full&objectid=19386610&siteid=93463-name_page.html

    pfft... bloody copycat yanks... and ours was cheaper... :p;)

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