"What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish."

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  • itsevobaby
    itsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    Im dead serious when I say this, im actually LAUGHING my ASS OFF!!! :D

    This is fucking hilarious!!!!!!
    :D:D:D
    ow my cheeks hurt :o
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • I love... carpet.
    [pause]
    Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
    Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
    Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
    Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
    Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens

    This should be an International pick up line! :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • itsevobaby
    itsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    This should be an International pick up line! :D
    I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady :D
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • Veronica: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.
    Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • itsevobaby wrote:
    I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady :D
    Wait a minute? Was that in the movie??

    Fuck, I dont remember it!

    I love the interaction with his dog, Baxter.

    And the bikie when he kicks Baxter off the bridge.

    He does come back doesnt he??
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
    Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
    Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
    Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    Wait a minute? Was that in the movie??

    Fuck, I dont remember it!

    I love the interaction with his dog, Baxter.

    And the bikie when he kicks Baxter off the bridge.

    He does come back doesnt he??


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  • "you're a smelly pirate hooker!"

    "why don't you go back to your home...on whore island!"


    "i'm completely miserable, san diego...milk was a bad choice..."
  • Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women.
    Brian Fantana: I don't know, Ron.
    Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • I had to change my sig.

    This thread was cracking me up too much :D:D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Ha! This is too funny :D:D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Ron Burgundy:I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
    [Veronica turns and walks away]
    Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • hahah...nothing like a good laugh:) thanks for this thread:D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • there can never be enough Ron Burgundy Threads :)
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Youre gonna need to move to Moscow...

    DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED!

    60% of the time it works, every time

    Veronica: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.


    We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner and only the ribs will be broken.


    Brian Fantana: [seriously] I'm telling you, this lady has really crawled into Ron's head.
    Brick Tamland: [breaks out laughing] That's a good one.


    hehe, id almost forgotten how funny this movie was!
  • petrocs
    petrocs Posts: 4,342
    Loud Noises!
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • petrocs
    petrocs Posts: 4,342
    Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • angie76
    angie76 Posts: 646
    lol..good stuff.

    I love that movie. :D
    Dig a ditch deep enough
    To keep you clear of the sun
    You've been burned more than once
    You don't think much of trust