"What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish."

The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,257
edited September 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
The man.

The myth.

The legend.


Mr. Ron Burgundy.
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  • itsevobabyitsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    "A whale's vagina."



    "Uhh..i don't think it does?"
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  • itsevobaby wrote:
    "A whale's vagina."



    "Uhh..i don't think it does?"
    That is one of my most favourite parts of the movie!!!
    Also, Brick...

    "I ate a big red candle"

    "WHY ARE WE ALL SCREAMING" "LOUD NOISES!!!!!"
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?
    Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    'Veronica and I are going to try this new fad, called jogging, it may be yogging, a soft j. But apparently you just run. It's supposed to be wild.'

    'i heard their periods attract bears!'
    "well that's great, bears Ed, bears'
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,257
    Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
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  • [to dog]" You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • My God, what is that smell? Oh.
    Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
    Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
    Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
    Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
    News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,257
    I immediately regret this decision.
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  • itsevobabyitsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    That is one of my most favourite parts of the movie!!!
    Also, Brick...

    "I ate a big red candle"

    "WHY ARE WE ALL SCREAMING" "LOUD NOISES!!!!!"
    haha brick is hilarious.."i love lamp" :o
    and when he kills the guy in the newscaster battle :D



    "when in rome" ;)
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  • Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
    Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
    Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
    Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
    Ron Burgundy: No. No.
    Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
    Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • itsevobaby wrote:
    haha brick is hilarious.."i love lamp" :o
    and when he kills the guy in the newscaster battle :D



    "when in rome" ;)
    Is that where he pulls a grenade from his pocket?? :D:D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • [driving in car, speaking to Baxter] Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town 'cause you are my little gentleman. Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling.
    [throws burrito out the window]
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • itsevobabyitsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    Is that where he pulls a grenade from his pocket?? :D:D
    Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
    Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
    Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
    Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
    Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
    Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

    HAHAHA :D:D:D
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  • I immediately regret this decision.
    Dont! :eek:

    I love Ron Burgunday quotes! (thats spelt wrong i know, im laughing too much)

    Throw some out there!!! :D:D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,257
    Is that where he pulls a grenade from his pocket?? :D:D

    oh ye of little anchorman knowledge....brick killed a man with a trident! he should probably lay low for a while. because he may be wanted for murder.


    to me, this is the most quotable movie that was ever made. i fucking love this shit!

    GO BIRDS!
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,257
    Dont! :eek:

    I love Ron Burgunday quotes! (thats spelt wrong i know, im laughing too much)

    Throw some out there!!! :D:D


    "I immediately regret this decision" is an actual Anchorman quote! Remember, when he leaps into the bear's cage at the zoo?
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  • itsevobaby wrote:
    Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
    Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch.
    Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
    Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
    Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
    Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
    Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

    HAHAHA :D:D:D
    Im dead serious when I say this, im actually LAUGHING my ASS OFF!!! :D

    This is fucking hilarious!!!!!!
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • "I immediately regret this decision" is an actual Anchorman quote! Remember, when he leaps into the bear's cage at the zoo?
    :eek: How could I forget!!!???

    :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,257
    Brian Fantana: That was one crazy party. I am hung over.
    Champ Kind: I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.
    Brick Tamland: I ate a big, red candle.
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  • itsevobabyitsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    Im dead serious when I say this, im actually LAUGHING my ASS OFF!!! :D

    This is fucking hilarious!!!!!!
    :D:D:D
    ow my cheeks hurt :o
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  • Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • I love... carpet.
    [pause]
    Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
    Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
    Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
    Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
    Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens

    This should be an International pick up line! :D
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • itsevobabyitsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    This should be an International pick up line! :D
    I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady :D
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  • Veronica: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.
    Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • itsevobaby wrote:
    I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady :D
    Wait a minute? Was that in the movie??

    Fuck, I dont remember it!

    I love the interaction with his dog, Baxter.

    And the bikie when he kicks Baxter off the bridge.

    He does come back doesnt he??
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • Ed Harken: A lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team.
    Champ Kind: What in the hell's diversity?
    Ron Burgundy: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
    Ed Harken: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,257
    Wait a minute? Was that in the movie??

    Fuck, I dont remember it!

    I love the interaction with his dog, Baxter.

    And the bikie when he kicks Baxter off the bridge.

    He does come back doesnt he??


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  • "you're a smelly pirate hooker!"

    "why don't you go back to your home...on whore island!"


    "i'm completely miserable, san diego...milk was a bad choice..."
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