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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    If you don't stop drinking, you don't get a hangover. The trick is to drink night and day until you die ;)

    this is my life mission statement. :D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Rygar wrote:
    The downside to the method, of course, is the earlier onset of death ;)
    And debt!

    aye, but it's a fun way to go :)
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • The Champ
    The Champ Posts: 4,063
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    and that's what I'm aiming for :D

    Didn't you just move out of Ireland? I guess the old saying about you can move the girl out of the country but you can't move the country out of the girl, or something like that? I probably butchered the fuck out of that one..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    And debt!

    aye, but it's a fun way to go :)
    Actually with death, debt isn't a factor :p
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Rygar wrote:
    The downside to the method, of course, is the earlier onset of death ;)
    Depends on your outlook on life frankly.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Depends on your outlook on life frankly.
    I thought of that, and what kind of life sauced daily is a bad one?
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    The Champ wrote:
    Didn't you just move out of Ireland? I guess the old saying about you can move the girl out of the country but you can't move the country out of the girl, or something like that? I probably butchered the fuck out of that one..
    :D I think people here definitely think I'm an alcoholic... at home I was practically a nun :D
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Yellow Ledbelly
    Yellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Cuntified C wrote:
    Oh there are some which are NAAASTY!!!!
    I defy you to try and drink Staropranen, which is a Czech beer and tell me that it isn't bad. There was another beer I tried years ago which was sooo bad I couldn't finish it! It was the cheapest beer going which would have explained a lot.
    I've ingested some bad ones...just not one that I refused to finish HAHA! I have simply not found one I COULD NOT finish although I'm sure they are out there. One beer I really can't stand is Dos Equis though
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Ok, so I just suggested tequila body shots and cocaine as refreshments at my mother's induction as a baptist minister tomorrow...

    She told me that not everything in life is about drinking, especially not the beginning of one's christian ministry.

    I told her I literally did not understand the words coming out of her mouth.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    I've ingested some bad ones...just not one that I refused to finish HAHA! I have simply not found one I COULD NOT finish although I'm sure they are out there. One beer I really can't stand is Dos Equis though
    Try Crone's Brew Cider.

    One sip was enough for me... It's like drinking a pint of malt vinegar :eek: Why oh why would ANYONE put themselves through that!?
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Try Crone's Brew Cider.

    One sip was enough for me... It's like drinking a pint of malt vinegar :eek: Why oh why would ANYONE put themselves through that!?

    I don't know... :o

    It weird though, it's like a real alcoholics drink! It looks like Lilt, tastes like vinegar, gets you blitzkreiged and yet, you feel you HAVE to finish the pint :eek::confused:

    (and I don't know about Mark, but I wanted another one :eek: )
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,824
    well my wine rack is full so wine is my preference for now ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    this past summer it was vodka....now that it's fall i'm back on the red wine train....WOO!!! WOO!!! :p:D

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