The Santa thread

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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,924
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Dude - sorry to say, but I had to shame myself yesterday and buy 2 of those dolls for my little ones. Hung my head in shame while standing in line.
    There are times (and Christmas shopping is definitely one of them) that I'm very glad my kid is a boy. Standing in line with a truck is a lot easier than a doll.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Poncier wrote:
    As Santa always aims to please, you'll find this under your tree on Christmas morning.
    Enjoy.


    YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES!!!!! :eek: not THAT montana!!!! :eek:
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Poncier wrote:
    There are times (and Christmas shopping is definitely one of them) that I'm very glad my kid is a boy. Standing in line with a truck is a lot easier than a doll.
    I second that and I am a female. :eek:
    Santa, get Poncier a new van.
    And Steve some balls.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,924
    SENROCK! wrote:
    YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES!!!!! :eek: not THAT montana!!!! :eek:
    Is this better?
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    Poncier wrote:
    There are times (and Christmas shopping is definitely one of them) that I'm very glad my kid is a boy. Standing in line with a truck is a lot easier than a doll.

    Amen to that.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Poncier wrote:
    Is this better?


    hahahahaha

    santa pleasse bring the ever so lovely poncier a bottle of whatever meets the desire!!! if its JACK DANIELS.....im sorry but we gotta share!!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    And Steve some balls.

    :eek:
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    Santa,

    would you get me a whole new life?
    You can take everything of this one but my child. And my taste in music.
    Just make sure the new one is a happy one.

    Thanks.
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,167
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Santa just pm'd me.
    He said you can be an honorary recipient.
    :)

    Woot woot!
    :)
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I second that and I am a female. :eek:
    Santa, get Poncier a new van.
    And Steve some balls.
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Dear Santa,
    Please get Steve's wife to pleasure him at least once a week.
    He has been very good this year.
    xoxo
    tracey

    OH LAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Hey Papa Noel,

    I have been VERY good this year. Multiple times a night...most mornings and often during lunch breaks. Yeah, I know you were watching...I saw the reindeer tracks under my window...and that red glow was NOT from my porch light...it's cool, I don't mind.

    I would like for you to replace my midget this year. The old one drools a lot and seems to have some sort of back injury as a result of the pulley system I received last year. I noticed that since you got dentures you may not need Herbie the Dental Elf anymore...so could you spare him??

    In addition, I would like to have that electrolysis for my backsac - the pubies are starting to get ingrown and itch.

    Say Hey to the Mrs...and tell her she can keep the eggbeater...I wont be wanting THAT again. :eek:

    oh one last thing, I know this is a longshot but could you also see your way into repaying that loan from '98?


    Thanks man, peace and love
    FaliedPersephone
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    In addition, I would like to have that electrolysis for my backsac


    :eek: I don't want to call you an ingrate, but are you out of your mind?!?!!?!? Get rid of your backsac?!?!? That's crazy talk. Why not ask to have the ingrowns, outgrown and add a pleasure stick!!! You'll be the life of the party and never have to pay a cover if people know "BackSac's In Town!!!"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    http://s14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/mccready_/?action=view&current=drunk-santa-thumb.jpg
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Dear Santa

    this year i have been bad... i insulted 74 Americans :o i promise it'll meet your 100 or more quota next year.

    please buy gifts for the 4 of them who PM'd me to offer me fights if i came to America... which kinda highlights their stupidity... why would i take my kids to Disneyland for 2 weeks and take one of those days to drive 2983 miles to have a fight with one of them? :confused: i mean how lazy is that... i insult them and then i have to fly-drive to THEM just to have the pleasure of fighting them?!

    p.s. can you also get my kids something nice

    thanks amigo
    Dunk
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • electronblue
    electronblue Posts: 3,503
    dear santa,

    my bf could use some new socks, shorts and underwear..

    and if you have an extra...maybe throw in a cap...~

    <3<3<3

    thanks,

    'tone
    ********************************
    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    :eek: I don't want to call you an ingrate, but are you out of your mind?!?!!?!? Get rid of your backsac?!?!? That's crazy talk. Why not ask to have the ingrowns, outgrown and add a pleasure stick!!! You'll be the life of the party and never have to pay a cover if people know "BackSac's In Town!!!"


    awww Mook! it's only the hairs i would like laser'd off...the sac can stay...it's where i get my nickname of "humpy the cameltoe" from...at least, I hope that's where it comes from... :p
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    awww Mook! it's only the hairs i would like laser'd off...the sac can stay...it's where i get my nickname of "humpy the cameltoe" from...at least, I hope that's where it comes from... :p

    What a relief!!! BTW, This thread is useless without pics! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • glasshouse
    glasshouse Posts: 1,762
    dear Santa

    i've been waiting since 1983.
    pleasing get a fucking move on.

    love glasshouse
    Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30

    "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick

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