I have been VERY good this year. Multiple times a night...most mornings and often during lunch breaks. Yeah, I know you were watching...I saw the reindeer tracks under my window...and that red glow was NOT from my porch light...it's cool, I don't mind.
I would like for you to replace my midget this year. The old one drools a lot and seems to have some sort of back injury as a result of the pulley system I received last year. I noticed that since you got dentures you may not need Herbie the Dental Elf anymore...so could you spare him??
In addition, I would like to have that electrolysis for my backsac - the pubies are starting to get ingrown and itch.
Say Hey to the Mrs...and tell her she can keep the eggbeater...I wont be wanting THAT again. :eek:
oh one last thing, I know this is a longshot but could you also see your way into repaying that loan from '98?
Thanks man, peace and love
FaliedPersephone
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
In addition, I would like to have that electrolysis for my backsac
:eek: I don't want to call you an ingrate, but are you out of your mind?!?!!?!? Get rid of your backsac?!?!? That's crazy talk. Why not ask to have the ingrowns, outgrown and add a pleasure stick!!! You'll be the life of the party and never have to pay a cover if people know "BackSac's In Town!!!"
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
this year i have been bad... i insulted 74 Americans i promise it'll meet your 100 or more quota next year.
please buy gifts for the 4 of them who PM'd me to offer me fights if i came to America... which kinda highlights their stupidity... why would i take my kids to Disneyland for 2 weeks and take one of those days to drive 2983 miles to have a fight with one of them? i mean how lazy is that... i insult them and then i have to fly-drive to THEM just to have the pleasure of fighting them?!
p.s. can you also get my kids something nice
thanks amigo
Dunk
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
:eek: I don't want to call you an ingrate, but are you out of your mind?!?!!?!? Get rid of your backsac?!?!? That's crazy talk. Why not ask to have the ingrowns, outgrown and add a pleasure stick!!! You'll be the life of the party and never have to pay a cover if people know "BackSac's In Town!!!"
awww Mook! it's only the hairs i would like laser'd off...the sac can stay...it's where i get my nickname of "humpy the cameltoe" from...at least, I hope that's where it comes from...
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
awww Mook! it's only the hairs i would like laser'd off...the sac can stay...it's where i get my nickname of "humpy the cameltoe" from...at least, I hope that's where it comes from...
What a relief!!! BTW, This thread is useless without pics!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
i've been waiting since 1983.
pleasing get a fucking move on.
love glasshouse
Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
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I have been VERY good this year. Multiple times a night...most mornings and often during lunch breaks. Yeah, I know you were watching...I saw the reindeer tracks under my window...and that red glow was NOT from my porch light...it's cool, I don't mind.
I would like for you to replace my midget this year. The old one drools a lot and seems to have some sort of back injury as a result of the pulley system I received last year. I noticed that since you got dentures you may not need Herbie the Dental Elf anymore...so could you spare him??
In addition, I would like to have that electrolysis for my backsac - the pubies are starting to get ingrown and itch.
Say Hey to the Mrs...and tell her she can keep the eggbeater...I wont be wanting THAT again. :eek:
oh one last thing, I know this is a longshot but could you also see your way into repaying that loan from '98?
Thanks man, peace and love
FaliedPersephone
:eek: I don't want to call you an ingrate, but are you out of your mind?!?!!?!? Get rid of your backsac?!?!? That's crazy talk. Why not ask to have the ingrowns, outgrown and add a pleasure stick!!! You'll be the life of the party and never have to pay a cover if people know "BackSac's In Town!!!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
this year i have been bad... i insulted 74 Americans
please buy gifts for the 4 of them who PM'd me to offer me fights if i came to America... which kinda highlights their stupidity... why would i take my kids to Disneyland for 2 weeks and take one of those days to drive 2983 miles to have a fight with one of them?
p.s. can you also get my kids something nice
thanks amigo
Dunk
my bf could use some new socks, shorts and underwear..
and if you have an extra...maybe throw in a cap...~
thanks,
'tone
"Forgive every being,
the bad feelings
it's just me"
awww Mook! it's only the hairs i would like laser'd off...the sac can stay...it's where i get my nickname of "humpy the cameltoe" from...at least, I hope that's where it comes from...
What a relief!!! BTW, This thread is useless without pics!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
i've been waiting since 1983.
pleasing get a fucking move on.
love glasshouse
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick