The Santa thread
glasshouse
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Hi Santa
I’ve been a good boy for most part of the year, well sort of, anyway I was hoping it being Christmas and all soon that maybe you can drop by my house and lend me some money? 20 K would do.
P.S. tell Wendy that slut of a dwarf that I know all about her and Bennie.
Love
glasshouse
I’ve been a good boy for most part of the year, well sort of, anyway I was hoping it being Christmas and all soon that maybe you can drop by my house and lend me some money? 20 K would do.
P.S. tell Wendy that slut of a dwarf that I know all about her and Bennie.
Love
glasshouse
Athens, Greece: 2006/09/30
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
"Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world." Herman Melville : Moby Dick
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I am not gonna lie...I haven't been that good this year.
I really don't need anything anyway.
But if you feel like it, a black cashmere button sweater would be nice.
love,
Tracey
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
its been a weird year and would like it alot if you sent me an envelope containing keys to a house on the North Shore of Oahu and 2 plane tickets please. Come on, you KNOW i've been damn good! alrite maybe a little badd but it wasnt my fault!!!!
Sen!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Ive had a rough year
please send me and my family to the st regis in bora bora, first class air please
thanks
ps Im a jew, but that shouldnt matter
Get me through another year.
And some socks.
Thanks,
Steve
One more thing:
Please get Steve some nice warm boots that are waterproof.
Oh, and even though he is a Jew...hook up Get Right. And make him take me.
xoxo
~tracey
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
that would be my pleasure
Red is really a bad color for you. Black is more slimming. So either lay off the cookies and milk, or get a new, stylish black pin striped suit.
Truthfully yours,
Poncier
o and get get right some baby christian blood
hehe stern rules
You do not exist. Obviously I have become delusional seeing how I am writing you this letter. Anyways, for Christmas, could you please send me the address of the person who played the Easter Bunny back at the Vallco mall in Sunnyvale California, back in 1982. That son of a bitch told me I already had too much chocolate and that I shouldn't be asking for more. "Maybe some broccoli for you this Easter" he said. I'd like to shove some broccoli up his cottontail, if you know what I mean. Oh, and while your at it, can I get some World Peace as well. Thanks. Your Biggest Fan,
Mooks.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
can u PLEEEEEEEASE send mookie a new members only jacket in form of a PHAT FARM one? thank you!
oh and can u bring Montana to cali? thanks! you rule and i'll make your cookies exxxtra chewy this year!
Sen!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
He said you can be an honorary recipient.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Aw...poor mookie...no way did the easter bunny say that to you!
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
S Man,
Please send Sen a members only jacket as well. Over the last 24 hours her jealousy for my jacket has become all too apparent. I now fear that she will stalk me and take it directly of my back (as she knows that breaking into my place and steal it wouldn't happen as I wear it 24/7) if she doesn't get her own. Make hers nice, just not as nice as mine. Also, if you could stitch into the collar "assistant to the CEO" it would be greatly appreciated.
Again,
Mooks
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
dammit santa, this foo is NUTS!!!! :eek:
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
I've been good, for the most part, this year. Since I haven't hit you up in the past few years for a gift I was wondering if you wouldn't mind splurging on me this year. I'm not looking for anything fancy or luxurious. If you could just find it in your heart to provide me with a nice Victorian in Rutherford, NJ. It doesn't have to be one of the million dollar ones. Also about $15,000-20,000 just so I can decorate the house nicely. I mean if I'm going to have a nice Victorian style home it's not like I can furnish it with some cheap furniture.
That's about it. I know it may seem like a lot but I believe I deserve it. If for some reason finances are a problem just lay-off a few elves and I'm sure there are plenty of bratty kids out there who really don't deserve a Wii or PS3. They can go another year without one.
Sincerely your,
mammasan
Just got an email from the jolly old soul. The good news is that he got me the address of the bastard. The bad news is that my dad took the gig that year to earn a little extra cash. Happy Holidays to all!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Asking for more pics from the pearl jam girls. don't worry, they know who they are. So far they have been outstanding and get me through each day.
Oh and I need some new furniture, as seen on liberator.com.
And get TC some Baileys.
Thanks.
Enjoy.
Please get Steve's wife to pleasure him at least once a week.
He has been very good this year.
xoxo
tracey
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Dude - sorry to say, but I had to shame myself yesterday and buy 2 of those dolls for my little ones. Hung my head in shame while standing in line.
YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES!!!!! :eek: not THAT montana!!!! :eek:
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Santa, get Poncier a new van.
And Steve some balls.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Amen to that.
hahahahaha
santa pleasse bring the ever so lovely poncier a bottle of whatever meets the desire!!! if its JACK DANIELS.....im sorry but we gotta share!!!!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
:eek:
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
would you get me a whole new life?
You can take everything of this one but my child. And my taste in music.
Just make sure the new one is a happy one.
Thanks.
Woot woot!
OH LAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!