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at last... Britain is free

dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited November 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
from Madonna.

their divorce has been quickly put through and she is moving back to America... NYC to be precise... the divorce judge was heard to say "let her move back to that country that stores freaks" and so she has!!! ;)
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    at least she is on THAT side of the country.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    dunkman wrote:
    from Madonna.

    their divorce has been quickly put through and she is moving back to America... NYC to be precise... the divorce judge was heard to say "let her move back to that country that stores freaks" and so she has!!! ;)

    :mad:

    This is going to bring my real estate values down..
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i would take offense to my country being called a freak storage, except i can't really argue against it :o

    her fake british accent irritates me. london irritated me, but that's a long story lol
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    I really wish she would have stayed over there.. but I guess we'll have to reluctantly take her back. Just make sure you don't send over that freak Russell Brand!! I can't stand that guy!!!:D
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,144
    Who the hell is Russell Brand? Allllso, other than storing freaks, we're also full of Awesome. A ton of it. It's a shame I can pass on our Awesomeness to other countries...It really is a shame.
  • stu geestu gee Posts: 1,174
    Is russell brand not in the US now? Thank fuck, although he'd be better placed on the moon.

    I saw the 'breaking news' on bbc news in work today about the divorce and have to say i was almost as traumatised as i was at yesterday's 'breaking news' of John Sergeant quitting Strictly Come Dancing.

    Get a grip BBC for christ sake!
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    That's the British for ya'... always quitting. Listen, we never said it was going to be easy, fun, or even tolerable when they agreed to take her in the first place.

    In other news:

    Wouldn't penicillan have the same effect on Madonna that holy water would to a vampire?
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,144
    stu gee wrote:
    Is russell brand not in the US now? Thank fuck, although he'd be better placed on the moon.

    I saw the 'breaking news' on bbc news in work today about the divorce and have to say i was almost as traumatised as i was at yesterday's 'breaking news' of John Sergeant quitting Strictly Come Dancing.

    Get a grip BBC for christ sake!

    You guys have "breaking news" for divorces and presumably dancing shows?....Yeah...and we're the freaks.
  • stu geestu gee Posts: 1,174
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    You guys have "breaking news" for divorces and presumably dancing shows?....Yeah...and we're the freaks.

    Exactly, i am doing Dunk's argument no favours.
    People say im paranoid. Well, they dont say it, but i know that's what they are thinking.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    You guys have "breaking news" for divorces and presumably dancing shows?....Yeah...and we're the freaks.

    2 words


    Michael Jackson


    the defence rests your honour.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,144
    dunkman wrote:
    2 words


    Michael Jackson


    the defence rests your honour.

    2 words

    Pete Townshend

    ....ohhhh snaaaaaap.....yeah, that's right...I went there.
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    dunkman wrote:
    2 words


    Michael Jackson


    the defence rests your honour.

    Yeah.. but Michael made Thriller!:cool:;)
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Trailer wrote:
    Yeah.. but Michael made Thriller!:cool:;)


    he also made 8 year old boys cry at the sight of his blackwhiteblackwhiteblackwhite penis.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    2 words

    Pete Townshend

    ....ohhhh snaaaaaap.....yeah, that's right...I went there.


    In all fairness, Pete is a classier sort of pedophile than that bleached zombie.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    2 words

    Pete Townshend

    ....ohhhh snaaaaaap.....yeah, that's right...I went there.


    Pete is an idiot

    Jacko is a 'freak'
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    dunkman wrote:
    he also made 8 year old boys cry at the sight of his blackwhiteblackwhiteblackwhite penis.

    and he also broke Corey Feldman's heart.:(


    :D
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    dunkman wrote:
    he also made 8 year old boys cry at the sight of his blackwhiteblackwhiteblackwhite penis.

    Who doesn't like a zebra's penis?
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,144
    eyedclaar wrote:
    In all fairness, Pete is a classier sort of pedophile than that bleached zombie.

    I guess it's better to be a manlier pedophile as opposed to a child-like pedophile???? Man, I can't wait till people take the PT talk personal...That'll be awesome.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Who doesn't like a zebra's penis?


    Gloria from Madagascar doesnt.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    I guess it's better to be manlier pedophile as opposed to a child-like pedophile???? Man, I can't wait till people take the PT talk personal...That'll be awesome.


    Any second now...
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Trailer wrote:
    and he also broke Corey Feldman's heart.:(


    :D
    The only good thing he's done since Smooth Criminal to be honest.
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  • Jearlpam0925Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,144
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Any second now...


    ....wait for it....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Trailer wrote:
    and he also broke Corey Feldman's heart.:(


    :D

    i watched one episode of the show he did with the other Corey dick... its the only time in my life i wished for a secret religious sect devoted to the ethnic cleansing of Coreys to exist.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    c'mon dubai....you paid to have jacko live there....please take another of our freaks
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    dunkman wrote:
    i watched one episode of the show he did with the other Corey dick... its the only time in my life i wished for a secret religious sect devoted to the ethnic cleansing of Coreys to exist.

    My best friend's name is Corey though... otherwise I'd have to agree. Those two guys are fucking worthless..
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    cutback wrote:
    c'mon dubai....you paid to have jacko live there....please take another of our freaks


    i believe Jacko is back and living in the NYC area also these days.. he's coming back to the UK next week in some sort of defence trial thing with some fat bald rich Arab guy....




    keep your freaks to yourself!!!!! :p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    The only good thing he's done since Smooth Criminal to be honest.

    What, you didn't like Black or White?? That video had Macauley Caulkin rapping in it!!

    :p
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Trailer wrote:
    My best friend's name is Corey though... otherwise I'd have to agree. Those two guys are fucking worthless..

    i'm sure he could just change his name for my whole ethnic cleansing fantasy though? just until the other 2 were dead?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    dunkman wrote:
    Gloria from Madagascar doesnt.

    Yeah! She likes that Jewboy Giraffe ...
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dunkman wrote:
    i believe Jacko is back and living in the NYC area also these days.. he's coming back to the UK next week in some sort of defence trial thing with some fat bald rich Arab guy....




    keep your freaks to yourself!!!!! :p


    ah for fucks sake!!!! :(
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