British people are beginning to bug me

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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah taking it... for a bystander it'd be funny... a man being kicked by a leper. :D

    hey what did the leper say to the prostitute?


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  • Motown322
    Motown322 Posts: 465
    They probably got offended because Jeremy Clarkson isn't funny and they didn't know they were supposed to laugh... ;)
  • Evolutionary
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    To follow up...

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  • oil alternative
    oil alternative Posts: 192
    Actualy i don't find this funny, i was kicked by a leper! ;)
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  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    dunkman wrote:
    the Iceni? werent they a british tribe... and their good name is being tarnished by that of murdered prostitutes... :(

    a collective is a bit formal isnt it... its should be a 'bag of prostitutes' or a 'used condom of prostitutes'... something in keeping with their job...

    I think a Haggle of Prostitutes has a nice ring to it. This type of shit has been going on here in the States for the longest time. Look at what happened when Janet Jackson showed her teet on TV. You would have thought she performed the Donkey Show on live TV by all the outrage it caused.
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Yeah but Clarkson is a fucking tit so the public can complain away for all I care :p
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  • vedder_soup
    vedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Yeah but Clarkson is a fucking tit so the public can complain away for all I care :p

    says you Jeremy ;)

    people complain about the smallest things.
    they need to get a sense of humour!
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    dunkman wrote:
    the Iceni? werent they a british tribe... and their good name is being tarnished by that of murdered prostitutes... :(

    a collective is a bit formal isnt it... its should be a 'bag of prostitutes' or a 'used condom of prostitutes'... something in keeping with their job...
    I like a "gaggle of prositutes"... or maybe an "orgy of prostitutes"...
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    dunkman wrote:
    england is part of britain dude.. ergo Python were british... and i agree.. they are about as funny as receiving a kick to the face by someone wearing a boot made of leprosy.


    :eek:

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    That comment made me LOL though...:p
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Black Diamond wrote:
    So your subjects are bugging you?
    Can't you just have them banished to the colonies? :D

    excuse me but we dont accept their trash anymore. :D
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    catefrances wrote:
    excuse me but we dont accept their trash anymore. :D


    you are our trash. :p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    dunkman wrote:
    you are our trash. :p

    oh touche. :)
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  • TinyFists
    TinyFists Posts: 142
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Yeah but Clarkson is a fucking tit so the public can complain away for all I care :p

    I agree - I can't stand the man!
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    TinyFists wrote:
    I agree - I can't stand the man!
    If you're on Facebook, join the throng :p

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  • TinyFists
    TinyFists Posts: 142
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    If you're on Facebook, join the throng :p

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    I am not. It's good to know that others feel the same though! My dislike for him intensified yet further recently, when he was on QI boasting about having eaten Puffin and a seal's flipper. But I'm getting a bit off topic.
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  • Nothingman54
    Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    dunkman wrote:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7707641.stm

    is this the new fucking thing???? complaining about jokes seems to be the new crocs.

    fucking boring the lot of them... i bet they were all middle aged accountants who complained... beige fuckers.


    first the ross/brand 'scandal; and i expect this will now snowball out of control :rolleyes:


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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TinyFists wrote:
    I am not. It's good to know that others feel the same though! My dislike for him intensified yet further recently, when he was on QI boasting about having eaten Puffin and a seal's flipper. But I'm getting a bit off topic.


    Icelandic people eat the above foods almost daily... hardly boasting.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    That whole brand and ross thing was blown out of proportion, but i dont understand how anyone can interperet anything those two complete tadgers come out with as 'jokes'. Ross is bearable but Brand; what a talentless waste of time he is.
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  • stu gee
    stu gee Posts: 1,174
    The funniest thing to come out of it for me was a conversation i heard between 2 guys sitting next to me in the work canteen while i sat reading the paper, one of them obviously not being as clued up on the story as the other apparently. I think it was a 'had to be there moment' but it was still quite funny and went along the lines of.

    A - What actually happened? I saw it on the news but i didnt really listen.

    B - They were on the radio talking about one of them shagging his grandaughter.

    A - Who?

    B- Russel Brand and Jonathan Ross.

    A - Oh right. I hate the both of them.

    B - Aye i know. But i dont know why she's complaining so much because apparently he did shag her.

    A - Aye?!!!

    B - Apparently yeah lol

    A - That's fuckin mad!!

    B - Aye lol, she'll be getting loads of money out it so not sure what her problem is.

    A - Fuck sake. Shagged his own grandaughter?????!!!!!!!! Id be complaining if i was her!!

    B - Nah mate, ill start again....
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    stu gee wrote:

    B - Apparently yeah lol

    A - That's fuckin mad!!

    B - Aye lol, she'll be getting loads of money out it so not sure what her problem is.


    did they actually say "lol" ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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