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dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited November 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7707641.stm

is this the new fucking thing???? complaining about jokes seems to be the new crocs.

fucking boring the lot of them... i bet they were all middle aged accountants who complained... beige fuckers.


first the ross/brand 'scandal; and i expect this will now snowball out of control :rolleyes:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    dunkman wrote:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7707641.stm

    is this the new fucking thing???? complaining about jokes seems to be the new crocs.

    fucking boring the lot of them... i bet they were all middle aged accountants who complained... beige fuckers.


    first the ross/brand 'scandal; and i expect this will now snowball out of control :rolleyes:

    But I thought you were British? :D
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    chimechime Posts: 7,838
    dunkman wrote:
    i bet they were all middle aged accountants who complained... beige fuckers.

    I bet they were lorry drivers and prostitutes ;)
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Black Diamond wrote:
    But I thought you were British? :D

    i am... technically i'm King of Duncania.. but its not 'officially' recognised.. something to do with 'human rights' :confused:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Chime wrote:
    I bet they were lorry drivers and prostitutes ;)

    :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    dunkman wrote:
    i am... technically i'm King of Duncania.. but its not 'officially' recognised.. something to do with 'human rights' :confused:

    So your subjects are bugging you?
    Can't you just have them banished to the colonies? :D
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    politically correct truck drivers? that's almost as funny as clarkson's joke :p:D
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    eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    dunkman wrote:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7707641.stm

    bloody hell. :rolleyes:


    well.. it takes all sorts to make a world..? :o

    :D
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    oil alternativeoil alternative Posts: 192
    The bleeding hearts and artistes, people love a bandwagon and they love being commanded how to feel by the tabloids, these people regurgitate an opinion that they think they have formed themselves, only for it to have come from the properganda minister Rupert murdoch!

    Personaly i find the Russel Brand thing hilarious! you cant let empathy get in the way of childish behaviour!
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    petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    Well...at least they have Noel and Liam Gallagher :D
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    where is monty python flying circus from?
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    chadwick wrote:
    where is monty python flying circus from?

    englands public school system.. oh and one american.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    englands public school system.. oh and one american.

    if that's the case then those fuckers bug me.

    i was thinking monty python was british, guess not.

    either way that humor sucks big time.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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    EvolutionaryEvolutionary Posts: 880
    Hmmm... there's a couple of lines in that report, that i find disturbingly amusing (those that know me, please tell everyone else not to look)

    The Iceni Project, a charity which had helped some of the murdered prostitutes in Ipswich
    How do you help someone who's been murdered? Did they hold a seance to apologise through the ether?

    Cari Mitchell, of English Collective of Prostitutes
    So that's what the collective noun is for a group of prostitutes... a collective...

    (I know those may be in bad taste and I apologise for any discomfort caused - I'm sure someone will sack me once I recieve more than 15 complaints)
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    JennytreeJennytree Posts: 5,340
    Well, the Brand/Woss thing didn't escalate till a newspaper complained about it - I wonder which newspaper complained about this one! I <3 Top Gear!
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    JennytreeJennytree Posts: 5,340
    Evolutionary wrote:

    (I know those may be in bad taste and I apologise for any discomfort caused - I'm sure someone will sack me once I recieve more than 15 complaints)

    :o How dare you have a sense of humour!! Get off the staaaage :p
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    chadwick wrote:
    if that's the case then those fuckers bug me.

    i was thinking monty python was british, guess not.

    either way that humor sucks big time.

    england is part of britain dude.. ergo Python were british... and i agree.. they are about as funny as receiving a kick to the face by someone wearing a boot made of leprosy.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    dunkman wrote:
    england is part of britain dude.. ergo Python were british... and i agree.. they are about as funny as receiving a kick to the face by someone wearing a boot made of leprosy.
    Do you mean that in the perspective of the person receiving the kick, or a casual bystander taking in the entire ordeal?
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Evolutionary wrote:
    Hmmm... there's a couple of lines in that report, that i find disturbingly amusing (those that know me, please tell everyone else not to look)

    The Iceni Project, a charity which had helped some of the murdered prostitutes in Ipswich
    How do you help someone who's been murdered? Did they hold a seance to apologise through the ether?

    Cari Mitchell, of English Collective of Prostitutes
    So that's what the collective noun is for a group of prostitutes... a collective...

    (I know those may be in bad taste and I apologise for any discomfort caused - I'm sure someone will sack me once I recieve more than 15 complaints)


    the Iceni? werent they a british tribe... and their good name is being tarnished by that of murdered prostitutes... :(

    a collective is a bit formal isnt it... its should be a 'bag of prostitutes' or a 'used condom of prostitutes'... something in keeping with their job...
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    dunkman wrote:
    england is part of britain dude.. ergo Python were british... and i agree.. they are about as funny as receiving a kick to the face by someone wearing a boot made of leprosy.

    i understand the regions are a disaster.

    and what i find hilarious is that you use "leprosy" in many of your posts.
    i have actually laughed my ass off at a few of your "leprosy" postings.

    funny stuff.

    see, that could be a skit for the next monty python.
    they all get leprosy and stuff like that.
    maybe you should write for the show, yes/no?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Rygar wrote:
    Do you mean that in the perspective of the person receiving the kick, or a casual bystander taking in the entire ordeal?


    yeah taking it... for a bystander it'd be funny... a man being kicked by a leper. :D

    hey what did the leper say to the prostitute?


    keep the tip!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    dunkman wrote:
    yeah taking it... for a bystander it'd be funny... a man being kicked by a leper. :D

    hey what did the leper say to the prostitute?


    keep the tip!
    haha, an oldie but a goodie
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    Motown322Motown322 Posts: 465
    They probably got offended because Jeremy Clarkson isn't funny and they didn't know they were supposed to laugh... ;)
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    EvolutionaryEvolutionary Posts: 880
    To follow up...

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    oil alternativeoil alternative Posts: 192
    Actualy i don't find this funny, i was kicked by a leper! ;)
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    mammasanmammasan Posts: 5,656
    dunkman wrote:
    the Iceni? werent they a british tribe... and their good name is being tarnished by that of murdered prostitutes... :(

    a collective is a bit formal isnt it... its should be a 'bag of prostitutes' or a 'used condom of prostitutes'... something in keeping with their job...

    I think a Haggle of Prostitutes has a nice ring to it. This type of shit has been going on here in the States for the longest time. Look at what happened when Janet Jackson showed her teet on TV. You would have thought she performed the Donkey Show on live TV by all the outrage it caused.
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    Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Yeah but Clarkson is a fucking tit so the public can complain away for all I care :p
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    vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,859
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Yeah but Clarkson is a fucking tit so the public can complain away for all I care :p

    says you Jeremy ;)

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    they need to get a sense of humour!
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    Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    dunkman wrote:
    the Iceni? werent they a british tribe... and their good name is being tarnished by that of murdered prostitutes... :(

    a collective is a bit formal isnt it... its should be a 'bag of prostitutes' or a 'used condom of prostitutes'... something in keeping with their job...
    I like a "gaggle of prositutes"... or maybe an "orgy of prostitutes"...
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    in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    dunkman wrote:
    england is part of britain dude.. ergo Python were british... and i agree.. they are about as funny as receiving a kick to the face by someone wearing a boot made of leprosy.


    :eek:

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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Black Diamond wrote:
    So your subjects are bugging you?
    Can't you just have them banished to the colonies? :D

    excuse me but we dont accept their trash anymore. :D
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