It was reported last night that Beyonce is, in fact, the love child of the late great UK presenter of 'Record Breakers' Roy Castle.
A spokesperson from Beyonce's record company has said that she is pleased by the discovery but will not be taking her newly discovered father's surname.
It was reported last night that Beyonce is, in fact, the love child of the late great UK presenter of 'Record Breakers' Roy Castle.
A spokesperson from Beyonce's record company has said that she is pleased by the discovery but will not be taking her newly discovered father's surname.
Hahaha! Nice one.
If she's only £1.50 to jump up and down on for 10 minutes, count me in
So, there's a terrible accident at a mine in South Africa. This poor fella gets trapped, but is saved, unfortunately his leg is damaged beyond saving and is amputated. He comes around from the GA, he's gutted ..."I'm ruined Dr, I'm ruined, who's ever going to be interested in a one legged gold digger?"...Dr: "Well, apparently Paul McCartney is".
Damn fine one, Mate.....:D
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
It was reported last night that Beyonce is, in fact, the love child of the late great UK presenter of 'Record Breakers' Roy Castle.
A spokesperson from Beyonce's record company has said that she is pleased by the discovery but will not be taking her newly discovered father's surname.
Michael Jackson dangled a kid over a balcony once... which is strange as he normally tosses them off... and what was he doing dangling a baby over a balcony??? trying to one-up Eric Clapton?
funnily enough if he hadnt been such a dirty pervert and not touched young kids then he would have $25million spare and he could save his playground... but he paid that out in hush money didnt he
freak.
Ha Ha he came up with the money. I gather he still has enough clout to get a loan.
Peace
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
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im more curious what is abnormal porn... are there areas of the internet i've not discovered yet?
A spokesperson from Beyonce's record company has said that she is pleased by the discovery but will not be taking her newly discovered father's surname.
Hahaha! Nice one.
If she's only £1.50 to jump up and down on for 10 minutes, count me in
Wait, is this British humor?? I don't get it.
It's all about pronounciation... Beyonce sounds a bit like Bouncy.
Haha, not getting it is even funnier than the joke.
Good job I didn't do the one about Whoopie Goldberg marrying Gerard Depardeu...:D
That's so bad!! But It made me laugh!
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keep surfing... I wanna say the grossest one Ive stumbled upon was devices attached to kitchenaids.... YUCK!!!
40 year old meat in between 12 year old buns.
i don't get it.
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
think about it for a minute
I thought Whoopie married Peter Cushing?
Just heard that after the trial Jacko's off to Tampa with the kids.
Ha Ha he came up with the money. I gather he still has enough clout to get a loan.
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)