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HaHa.. Michael Jackson to lose his Neverland ranch

dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
unless he pays $25million in 3 weeks!!!

funnily enough if he hadnt been such a dirty pervert and not touched young kids then he would have $25million spare and he could save his playground... but he paid that out in hush money didnt he :D

freak.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Well, it was only a matter of time 'til his Bubbles burst :p
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    time to auction the monkeys!!!
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    dunkman wrote:
    unless he pays $25million in 3 weeks!!!

    funnily enough if he hadnt been such a dirty pervert and not touched young kids then he would have $25million spare and he could save his playground... but he paid that out in hush money didnt he :D

    freak.


    Have you gotten over the trauma of your visit to Cali yet dunk? :D
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    dunkman wrote:
    unless he pays $25million in 3 weeks!!!

    funnily enough if he hadnt been such a dirty pervert and not touched young kids then he would have $25million spare and he could save his playground... but he paid that out in hush money didnt he :D

    freak.

    is he seriously outta cash??????? :eek:
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
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  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    I heard the inquest evidence, I reckon he could auction of his porn collection and pay some of the bill.
    Dunk, Mookie, interested ? :)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    I dont think you guys are really interested in his porn? are u? eeeewwww...... come one... you know it isnt normal porn...


    OMg i said normal porn... is that an oxymoron?
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    I dont think you guys are really interested in his porn? are u? eeeewwww...... come one... you know it isnt normal porn...


    OMg i said normal porn... is that an oxymoron?

    define 'normal porn' please. im intrigued...... :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    SENROCK! wrote:
    define 'normal porn' please. im intrigued...... :D


    I am too!!! ROTFLMFAO...
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    I dont think you guys are really interested in his porn? are u? eeeewwww...... come one... you know it isnt normal porn...


    OMg i said normal porn... is that an oxymoron?

    I've no idea what, I just remember the evidence coming out, that he had cases and cases of porno books and videos.

    Such a misunderstood, sweet guy, just wanted to be friends with the kids.......yeah right.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Doesn't he still own the entire Beatles catalogue? I mean shit, that's got to be worth a few bob. If he sells those back to McCartney he will have lots of money for his lair, I mean ranch.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    jamie uk wrote:
    he had cases and cases of porno books and videos.

    :eek: did he really???????? :eek:
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Doesn't he still own the entire Beatles catalogue? I mean shit, that's got to be worth a few bob. If he sells those back to McCartney he will have lots of money for his lair, I mean ranch.

    I think old peg leg has seen to Mcartneys spare cash budget for this year, maybe next year eh ;)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    SENROCK! wrote:
    define 'normal porn' please. im intrigued...... :D



    uummmmm.... okay..... I definately think Michael Jackson has no.. normal porn.... (sticking foot into mouth deeper and other things) ..... his prolly DOES NOT includes acts that most ADULT hetrosexual couples do...
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    jamie uk wrote:
    I think old peg leg has seen to Mcartneys spare cash budget for this year, maybe next year eh ;)

    we were just talking about that yesterday... someone should take that woman's leg and hide it!!!
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    SENROCK! wrote:
    :eek: did he really???????? :eek:

    He did too, I remember hearing it on the coverage on the radio, it was on all day long here for the whole trial.

    Maybe he could hook up with Gary Glitter for a xmas single this year? Stinkin bastard.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    I think old peg leg has seen to Mcartneys spare cash budget for this year, maybe next year eh ;)
    Haha :D I dunno though, I'm pretty sure what Macca gave her is just spare change to him. I don't know what the fuss was about. He should've just thrown a briefcase of money in her face from the off and told her to take a hike.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Haha :D I dunno though, I'm pretty sure what Macca gave her is just spare change to him. I don't know what the fuss was about. He should've just thrown a briefcase of money in her face from the off and told her to take a hike.

    I think he tried that didn't he? Anyway.

    Yeah, for sure he regrets going down on one knee. :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    KosmicJelli wrote:
    we were just talking about that yesterday... someone should take that woman's leg and hide it!!!


    journalist: 'So, Sir Paul, do you think that you will ever go down on one knee again?'

    Sir Paul: 'I'd prefer it if you called her Heather'.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    journalist: 'So, Sir Paul, do you think that you will ever go down on one knee again?'

    Sir Paul: 'I'd prefer it if you called her Heather'.
    A joke so perfect in its composition that it makes me tear up a bit :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    journalist: 'So, Sir Paul, do you think that you will ever go down on one knee again?'

    Sir Paul: 'I'd prefer it if you called her Heather'.


    Oh, so my delivery was so subtle, you didn't notice it?
    I'll have to be moe obvious next time.

    journolist: "So, Sir Paul, what did you get your wife for xmas?"
    Sir Paul: "I got her a plane,....and a Phillips ladyshave for the other leg".

    :D that better?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Michael Jackson once had a shipment of british soft cheese delivered to his ranch.. when asked why he replied "because kids will do anything for a Dairylea"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
    Acne doesn't come on your face until you are 13.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    jamie uk wrote:
    Oh, so my delivery was so subtle, you didn't notice it?
    I'll have to be moe obvious next time.

    journolist: "So, Sir Paul, what did you get your wife for xmas?"
    Sir Paul: "I got her a plane,....and a Phillips ladyshave for the other leg".

    :D that better?
    oh jeez that's excellent :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    Michael Jackson once had a shipment of british soft cheese delivered to his ranch.. when asked why he replied "because kids will do anything for a Dairylea".
    dunkman wrote:
    What is the difference between acne and Micheal Jackson?
    Acne doesn't come on your face until you are 13.
    dunkman wrote:
    Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom

    Stop it.

    :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Michael Jackson dangled a kid over a balcony once... which is strange as he normally tosses them off... and what was he doing dangling a baby over a balcony??? trying to one-up Eric Clapton?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom

    You sir, are a bloody animal !! :D

    So, there's a terrible accident at a mine in South Africa. This poor fella gets trapped, but is saved, unfortunately his leg is damaged beyond saving and is amputated. He comes around from the GA, he's gutted ..."I'm ruined Dr, I'm ruined, who's ever going to be interested in a one legged gold digger?"...Dr: "Well, apparently Paul McCartney is".

    :D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • LindaLinda Posts: 1,656
    dunkman wrote:
    Michael Jackson dangled a kid over a balcony once... which is strange as he normally tosses them off... and what was he doing dangling a baby over a balcony??? trying to one-up Eric Clapton?


    jeeeeeezz, dunk......:D
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    You know, thinking about it, Heather Mills would make such a good pirate. She's got the thirst for taking money that isn't hers, she's got a wooden leg and she's got a hilarious and occasionally incomprehensible accent :D (no offence to any geordies here, I'm gannin' ta see a man aboot a dog)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    You know, thinking about it, Heather Mills would make such a good pirate. She's got the thirst for taking money that isn't hers, she's got a wooden leg and she's got a hilarious and occasionally incomprehensible accent :D (no offence to any geordies here, I'm gannin' ta see a man aboot a dog)

    She's gannin ta see wor Paul aboot soome dosh like.


    Anyway, back to thread.

    MJ to Minder: "I'm tired, tonight I just want to see a nice video"
    Minder: "How about getting Alladin?"
    MJ: "No, I'm tired I told you, just get a video".
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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