never poke a distressed badger in the eye

acoustic guy

When I was 13 my dad told me its time to become a man and clocked me
lol

acoustic guy

butterfly1 wrote:

Not cool either. I am making up for it with my daughter :>)

Me too. After having my daughter, I cant understand how a person could be cruel or mean to their child. I just don't understand. It's utterly impossible for me to do so.

_Crazy_Mary_

Did anybody hear about that dad that kept his 18 year old daughter locked in a windowless cell in the basement for 24 years? Had sex with her numerous times a day and fathered 7 children with her...

some dads aren't cool

edvedder913

_Crazy_Mary_ wrote:

Did anybody hear about that dad that kept his 18 year old daughter locked in a windowless cell in the basement for 24 years? Had sex with her numerous times a day and fathered 7 children with her...

some dads aren't cool

yes. that story is sick!!! i would like to kill him with my own 2 hands.

on a better note - my son told me this weekend that i am the coolest mother ever.....

Gremmie95

I enjoy the occasional "nip" with the old man and a round of golf. Good times.

failedpersephone

my Da' is RAD!!! he comes up with some seriously fucked up analogies whenever I have a problem..."well girly, men are like paper plates...you'd want to be sure to get a chin-ette so's you can eat somethin sizable off him. . . but uhh, you wouldn't want to eat anything complicated off a chin-ette either...like soup..."

I still haven't figured out what the FUCK the old man was telling me with that one...

He also was the one to tell me about sex - my mom would NEVER talk about anything...what he told me was "aye, mija...sex isn't love. it's just a bunch of naked wrestling and then you get a baby...so, don't put anything of his in anything of yours. Unless you want to kill your mother. besides, you don't want to get messy, do you?"