never poke a distressed badger in the eye

dunkman
dunkman Posts: 19,646
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
is how my dad explained sex to me... then he handed me a balloon.


my dad also used to get up at 5.50am just to drive me to work sometimes...


dads are cool :)
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • Pauk
    Pauk Posts: 1,084
    My mum used to drive me to work.


    mums are cool :)
    Paul
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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    "When you put your foot in your wellington boot in the morning, and it's all wet because a cat's been in it", was how my dad explained having a ham shandy.

    My dad wakes up at four in the morning, and cooks (burns) himself a mighty breakfast, singing "And they shot them in pairs, going down the stairs..." in his big Mayo brogue. The old cunt's eighty-two this year. I love him. :)
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:


    dads are cool :)

    Mine's not. Never has been.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    "When you put your foot in your wellington boot in the morning, and it's all wet because a cat's been in it", was how my dad explained having a ham shandy.

    A what? :confused:
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • Lukin66
    Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    jamie uk wrote:
    Mine's not. Never has been.
    +1
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    drivingrl wrote:
    A what? :confused:


    A, er, a J Arthur Rank.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    well my dad is great

    i hope my kids think i'm great...

    i even let them burn cardigans just incase i get to 53 and start wearing them
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    My kids think I'm great dunk, cos I do the stuff you talk of, well not driving them to work obviously. And I will never wear a cardigan
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • reeferchief
    reeferchief Posts: 3,569
    drivingrl wrote:
    A what? :confused:

    Well a ham shank = a wank, so lets check, since your american, you do the math?

    Ham shandy = ?
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    reeferchief wrote:
    Well a ham shank = a wank, so lets check, since your american, you do the math?

    Ham shandy = ?

    That's more to do with the art of stirring and brewing. :D
  • PearlsGirl
    PearlsGirl Posts: 257
    jamie uk wrote:
    Mine's not. Never has been.

    yeah... here too. clear disappointment.
    Don't let the world bring you down, not everyone here is that fucked up and cold. Remember why you came and while you're alive, experience the warmth before you grow old.

    Best two days of my life: Oasis at MSG and Pearl Jam at the Gorge.
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    no comment
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • prljmngrl
    prljmngrl Posts: 320
    dunkman wrote:
    is how my dad explained sex to me... then he handed me a balloon.


    my dad also used to get up at 5.50am just to drive me to work sometimes...


    dads are cool :)
    hahaha you are hilarious!
  • Snake
    Snake Posts: 2,605
    My Dads cool, very different, but very cool to me. Hes the kind of person you can come to with a problem, and somehow through his life experience, he can tell you what ever it is you need to know to help yourself. When you thank him he always says, I didnt do it, you did.

    My mom is cool, but now she gets on my nerves :D shes a little goofy.

    But they arent cool together, not anymore.
    Pirates had democracy too.

    "Its a secret to everybody."
  • Drowned Out
    Drowned Out Posts: 6,056
    jeezus...how come people from the UK have so much trouble with english? I never know what the hell you're talking about.
    Sure am glad I speak american...:p
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Drowned Out wrote:
    jeezus...how come people from the UK have so much trouble with english? I never know what the hell you're talking about.
    Sure am glad I speak american...:p

    hahahahaha :)

    p.s. you missed a zero from your signature.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • audiodave
    audiodave Posts: 1,623
    Bless me father for I have sinned....I poked a badger with a spoon.
    ~AKA Dave-of-the-dead~

    I don't wanna think, I wanna feel

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  • Linda
    Linda Posts: 1,656
    jamie uk wrote:
    Mine's not. Never has been.

    same here.....
    i'm not happy yet.....
  • EddiE
    EddiE Posts: 125
    Drowned Out wrote:
    jeezus...how come people from the UK have so much trouble with english? I never know what the hell you're talking about.
    Sure am glad I speak american...:p

    American is English :S
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  • butterfly1
    butterfly1 Posts: 372
    Not cool either. I am making up for it with my daughter :>)

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