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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    dunkman wrote:
    this guy sounds awesome.. he's scottish, gets paid more than you, does a more important job than you and he's hugely arrogant...

    whats not to like? :)
    the bold bit kinda answers your question :p
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    the bold bit kinda answers your question :p


    :D

    so its jealousy then? ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    This Scottish guy at work... one of the most arrogant people I've ever met... urgh! All his stories are about how great he is and all the jobs he's saved and blah blah blah... even stories about his friends are about how much he means to his friends and how much they want him around and blah blah blah.

    Anyway, I mentioned how I was in Birmingham last weekend and he said 'aren't you the wrong colour for birmingham?' I kinda just ignored him... then he was saying how it's a sad state of affairs when you can't understand what anyone's saying in your own country :confused: . First of all I'm thinking 'you're scottish, it's not your own country' and secondly I can't understand half the things he says either... and would imagine a lot of people would have difficulty :D

    Then he starts talking about the north and his 'indepth knowledge' of Irish politics from his time as a British soldier :rolleyes: URGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    Hels, you're a republican right? and he's a british soldier... just kick his ass :D

    I mean, um, what I meant to say was, what does it matter if he's scottish??! you RACIST. *cue overly long and pointless discussion about political correctness* :D
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Hels, you're a republican right? and he's a british soldier... just kick his ass :D

    I mean, um, what I meant to say was, what does it matter if he's scottish??! you RACIST. *cue overly long and pointless discussion about political correctness* :D
    :D I was wondering who'd bring it up first, lol... but I pointed out two reasons as to why he's scottish, 1. Birmingham isn't IN his country and 2. it's ironic that he points out how he wants to understand everyone when nobody understands him :D

    kick his ass? He's about three times my height :eek: AND he's nuts!
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :D I was wondering who'd bring it up first, lol... but I pointed out two reasons as to why he's scottish, 1. Birmingham isn't IN his country and 2. it's ironic that he points out how he wants to understand everyone when nobody understands him :D

    kick his ass? He's about three times my height :eek: AND he's nuts!
    hehe, I'm kidding about the scottish thing. As for kicking his ass, c'mon! So what if he's nuts and has military training. You have a moral duty to kick his ass :D No self-respecting scottish man should join the british army. but that's a whole new discussion... one we shouldn't go into.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    hehe, I'm kidding about the scottish thing. As for kicking his ass, c'mon! So what if he's nuts and has military training. You have a moral duty to kick his ass :D No self-respecting scottish man should join the british army. but that's a whole new discussion... one we shouldn't go into.
    :D see I remember from when I was young and going across the border... if the soldiers were English, they might be alright, might not be, if they were Welsh they'd hand you some explosives and tell you where you can find some 'high up people' and send you on your way... but if they were Scottish, ya may as well just turn back now... they'd make the whole family get out of the car and strip it, take the seats out, everything! You'd be there hours... just to go to the shop :(
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • prljmfan92502
    prljmfan92502 Posts: 144
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    No he's not new... he's a pain in the arse but this is the first time he's proved to BE an arse... although I'd heard it from everyone else... apparently his attitude towards women is fantastic too :rolleyes: can't wait to find that one out.

    He's got this massively overinflated sense of importance... and yet nobody can stand him :D

    Maybe he's compensating, if you know what i mean!!
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :D see I remember from when I was young and going across the border... if the soldiers were English, they might be alright, might not be, if they were Welsh they'd hand you some explosives and tell you where you can find some 'high up people' and send you on your way... but if they were Scottish, ya may as well just turn back now... they'd make the whole family get out of the car and strip it, take the seats out, everything! You'd be there hours... just to go to the shop :(
    :D I don't understand that at all, and I'm from a protestant scottish family with a military background :o My dad was a paratrooper and I still can't understand why a scottish person would want to be part of a british army. Then again, I'm a lefty believer in independance :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    prljmfan92502 wrote:
    Maybe he's compensating, if you know what i mean!!
    OVERcompensating... very likely :)

    Jeremy, that's just how it was... there were a few things this guy said when he was going on about the north and I get the impression he's very strongly opinionated on it and was actually 'being nice' :eek:
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    OVERcompensating... very likely :)

    Jeremy, that's just how it was... there were a few things this guy said when he was going on about the north and I get the impression he's very strongly opinionated on it and was actually 'being nice' :eek:
    I know that that's how it was but I don't understand why... I can see the cause for irish republicans to fight for, whether or not some of them chose to go about it in weird ways. I have never understood why an irish or a scottish person would feel loyalty to england or britain. Makes no sense to me whatsoever.

    but anyway, thread integrity time, I still say you should kick his ass ;)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :D see I remember from when I was young and going across the border... if the soldiers were English, they might be alright, might not be, if they were Welsh they'd hand you some explosives and tell you where you can find some 'high up people' and send you on your way... but if they were Scottish, ya may as well just turn back now... they'd make the whole family get out of the car and strip it, take the seats out, everything! You'd be there hours... just to go to the shop :(


    ahhh so they were the best at doing their job :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    wow
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Cree Nations
    Cree Nations Posts: 2,247
    stick a stank old piece of haggus in his desk
    >>>>
    >
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  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    oh dear god, he's doing it again... he's doing a lot of work in my office this morning, so I've just spent the last half hour and god knows how much longer listening to him going on about how great he is :D . Apparently he has to tell me the japanese toilet paper trick sometime... can't wait. AND I'm so glad he decided to tell me why he's walking funny today :o

    he's talking about how there's another girl starting tomorrow and how we're slowly taking over and how it will all be hormones and pmt and stuff now :rolleyes: 'like men don't get moody' I told him and laughed hysterically.

    what a fucking eejit :rolleyes:
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • Hinny
    Hinny Posts: 1,610
    I have no doubt my colleagues hate me cos I'm constantly name-dropping all these countries I'm going to, or went to not too long ago. I'd be fucking pissed off if I'm stuck there with no plans to go away having to listen to this prick going on and on about all his sweet friends being all over the world, too.
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  • evenkat
    evenkat Posts: 380
    dunkman wrote:
    :D

    so its jealousy then? ;)

    No, it would be that if he is an American ;)
    "...believe in lies...to get by...it's divine...whoa...oh, you know what its like..."

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