gimme a break!

Heineken Helen

ajedigecko wrote:

he is a "know it nothing"......he may know is job, but he is still a nothing.

i use "know it nothing" phrase with people who come around like this.

I like that one.

Nuffingman... never thought of it not a bad idea... but he's not even the kind where you can laugh inwardly at him while he rabbits on... cos ya know he's gonna be singing his own praises to you for about two hours once he starts... he just can't stop. Or like he'll come in and say 'have ya ever seen the blue man group? It's fantastic, I'll burn it for ya' and I'm sitting there thinking 'well no actually, I don't want it' but he'll just keep going on then about how he doesn't mind burning stuff for me cos that's the kinda great guy he is... so I don't actually get a chance to tell him I don't want it. It doesn't matter cos he never burns it anyway

KosmicJelli

Rygar wrote:

To continue the hijack, why would chickens be intentionally debeaked?

not going there... lol



because of innate pecking order... now no more mr rygar....

soulsinging

Heineken Helen wrote:

No he's not new... he's a pain in the arse but this is the first time he's proved to BE an arse... although I'd heard it from everyone else... apparently his attitude towards women is fantastic too :rolleyes: can't wait to find that one out.

He's got this massively overinflated sense of importance... and yet nobody can stand him

i should qualify that, maybe he's MY twin and we're all three related.

Heineken Helen

KosmicJelli wrote:

Not trying to hijack your thread... but once argued for two hours over chicken being debeaked on here... After that I got up from the puter and vowed never to come back here... lol ... I must be a glutton for punishment

I think we all are

Rygar

KosmicJelli wrote:

not going there... lol



because of innate pecking order... now no more mr rygar....

I was just curious as to the reasoning.

Heineken Helen

soulsinging wrote:

interesting. maybe he's your separated-at-birth twin?

Actually Conor he really reminds me of you...

KosmicJelli

Heineken Helen wrote:

I think we all are

so do they pass out whips around here with membership??? or do you have to be publicly flogged a million times before you get your own?

KosmicJelli

thanks for the ... replies... had fun... gotta run u all have good day...

Heineken Helen

KosmicJelli wrote:

so do they pass out whips around here with membership??? or do you have to be publicly flogged a million times before you get your own?

Neither... you're completely on your own

It's kinda like prison break... you have to build up alliances with people... and of course there are the jocks and the stoners... and all kinds of groups

dunkman

this guy sounds awesome.. he's scottish, gets paid more than you, does a more important job than you and he's hugely arrogant...

whats not to like?

Heineken Helen

dunkman wrote:

this guy sounds awesome.. he's scottish, gets paid more than you, does a more important job than you and he's hugely arrogant...

whats not to like?

the bold bit kinda answers your question

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

the bold bit kinda answers your question

so its jealousy then?

Jeremy1012

Heineken Helen wrote:

This Scottish guy at work... one of the most arrogant people I've ever met... urgh! All his stories are about how great he is and all the jobs he's saved and blah blah blah... even stories about his friends are about how much he means to his friends and how much they want him around and blah blah blah.

Anyway, I mentioned how I was in Birmingham last weekend and he said 'aren't you the wrong colour for birmingham?' I kinda just ignored him... then he was saying how it's a sad state of affairs when you can't understand what anyone's saying in your own country . First of all I'm thinking 'you're scottish, it's not your own country' and secondly I can't understand half the things he says either... and would imagine a lot of people would have difficulty

Then he starts talking about the north and his 'indepth knowledge' of Irish politics from his time as a British soldier :rolleyes: URGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hels, you're a republican right? and he's a british soldier... just kick his ass

I mean, um, what I meant to say was, what does it matter if he's scottish??! you RACIST. *cue overly long and pointless discussion about political correctness*

Heineken Helen

Jeremy1012 wrote:

Hels, you're a republican right? and he's a british soldier... just kick his ass

I mean, um, what I meant to say was, what does it matter if he's scottish??! you RACIST. *cue overly long and pointless discussion about political correctness*

I was wondering who'd bring it up first, lol... but I pointed out two reasons as to why he's scottish, 1. Birmingham isn't IN his country and 2. it's ironic that he points out how he wants to understand everyone when nobody understands him

kick his ass? He's about three times my height :eek: AND he's nuts!

Jeremy1012

Heineken Helen wrote:

I was wondering who'd bring it up first, lol... but I pointed out two reasons as to why he's scottish, 1. Birmingham isn't IN his country and 2. it's ironic that he points out how he wants to understand everyone when nobody understands him

kick his ass? He's about three times my height :eek: AND he's nuts!

hehe, I'm kidding about the scottish thing. As for kicking his ass, c'mon! So what if he's nuts and has military training. You have a moral duty to kick his ass No self-respecting scottish man should join the british army. but that's a whole new discussion... one we shouldn't go into.

Heineken Helen

Jeremy1012 wrote:

hehe, I'm kidding about the scottish thing. As for kicking his ass, c'mon! So what if he's nuts and has military training. You have a moral duty to kick his ass No self-respecting scottish man should join the british army. but that's a whole new discussion... one we shouldn't go into.

see I remember from when I was young and going across the border... if the soldiers were English, they might be alright, might not be, if they were Welsh they'd hand you some explosives and tell you where you can find some 'high up people' and send you on your way... but if they were Scottish, ya may as well just turn back now... they'd make the whole family get out of the car and strip it, take the seats out, everything! You'd be there hours... just to go to the shop :(

prljmfan92502

Heineken Helen wrote:

No he's not new... he's a pain in the arse but this is the first time he's proved to BE an arse... although I'd heard it from everyone else... apparently his attitude towards women is fantastic too :rolleyes: can't wait to find that one out.

He's got this massively overinflated sense of importance... and yet nobody can stand him

Maybe he's compensating, if you know what i mean!!

Jeremy1012

Heineken Helen wrote:

see I remember from when I was young and going across the border... if the soldiers were English, they might be alright, might not be, if they were Welsh they'd hand you some explosives and tell you where you can find some 'high up people' and send you on your way... but if they were Scottish, ya may as well just turn back now... they'd make the whole family get out of the car and strip it, take the seats out, everything! You'd be there hours... just to go to the shop :(

I don't understand that at all, and I'm from a protestant scottish family with a military background My dad was a paratrooper and I still can't understand why a scottish person would want to be part of a british army. Then again, I'm a lefty believer in independance

Heineken Helen

prljmfan92502 wrote:

Maybe he's compensating, if you know what i mean!!

OVERcompensating... very likely

Jeremy, that's just how it was... there were a few things this guy said when he was going on about the north and I get the impression he's very strongly opinionated on it and was actually 'being nice' :eek:

Jeremy1012

Heineken Helen wrote:

OVERcompensating... very likely

Jeremy, that's just how it was... there were a few things this guy said when he was going on about the north and I get the impression he's very strongly opinionated on it and was actually 'being nice' :eek:

I know that that's how it was but I don't understand why... I can see the cause for irish republicans to fight for, whether or not some of them chose to go about it in weird ways. I have never understood why an irish or a scottish person would feel loyalty to england or britain. Makes no sense to me whatsoever.

but anyway, thread integrity time, I still say you should kick his ass

dunkman

Heineken Helen wrote:

see I remember from when I was young and going across the border... if the soldiers were English, they might be alright, might not be, if they were Welsh they'd hand you some explosives and tell you where you can find some 'high up people' and send you on your way... but if they were Scottish, ya may as well just turn back now... they'd make the whole family get out of the car and strip it, take the seats out, everything! You'd be there hours... just to go to the shop :(

ahhh so they were the best at doing their job

failedpersephone

wow

Cree Nations

stick a stank old piece of haggus in his desk

Heineken Helen

oh dear god, he's doing it again... he's doing a lot of work in my office this morning, so I've just spent the last half hour and god knows how much longer listening to him going on about how great he is . Apparently he has to tell me the japanese toilet paper trick sometime... can't wait. AND I'm so glad he decided to tell me why he's walking funny today

he's talking about how there's another girl starting tomorrow and how we're slowly taking over and how it will all be hormones and pmt and stuff now :rolleyes: 'like men don't get moody' I told him and laughed hysterically.

what a fucking eejit :rolleyes:

Hinny

I have no doubt my colleagues hate me cos I'm constantly name-dropping all these countries I'm going to, or went to not too long ago. I'd be fucking pissed off if I'm stuck there with no plans to go away having to listen to this prick going on and on about all his sweet friends being all over the world, too.

evenkat

dunkman wrote:

so its jealousy then?

No, it would be that if he is an American