Another thread for all you crazy women

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  • KosmicJelli
    KosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    OMg I really want to reply with a post... I cant be deported ever again!
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I'm always asking my wife where my keys are...now I have another place to check

    ;)
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  • Cree Nations
    Cree Nations Posts: 2,247
    maybe your friend has a small tugay?
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  • Touchofgray16
    Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    It warms my heart to hear the youngsters are using protection.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Touchofgray16 wrote:
    It warms my heart to hear the youngsters are using protection.


    now we must teach them how to use it ;):)
  • Touchofgray16
    Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    cutback wrote:
    now we must teach them how to use it ;):)

    LOL...maybe he should consider a vasectomy.

    Anyone here about the movie "Teeth"? I haven't seen it, but this sounds like he was whooping it up with the girl from that movie.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    now we must teach them how to use it ;):)
    clearly.

    dude the condom was too large around to fit properly...and she prolly did a double clutch as he was pulling out...which means she was too eager to finish the rush as he was trying to early pull...in other words.


    they are bad at sex.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    clearly.

    dude the condom was too large around to fit properly...and she prolly did a double clutch as he was pulling out...which means she was too eager to finish the rush as he was trying to early pull...in other words.


    they are bad at sex.


    double clutch!!! :D:D:D:D:D
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I'm always asking my wife where my keys are...now I have another place to check

    ;)
    hahahahahaha you made me laugh so hard I have to pee :o



    He's supposed to hold onto the condom while he pulls out...and make sure he pulls out before he loses his erection. jeeeeeez...didn't he read the little instruction packet ? :confused::p Seriously - no wonder the failure rate for condoms is so high. Please make sure you know how to use them before you use them!
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  • _
    _ Posts: 6,657
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    I went out last night with my boy, and these 2 girls that we've been kind of seeing. Anyway...at the end of the night my friend and his girl go and make whooopie (i might be young but i still know the term ;) lol)....and he comes up to me later and says..."uh I used a condom and we can't find it, we don't know what happened to it"


    ???????????????????


    They looked, she checked herself, nothing...

    This morning I get a call from him saying when she pee'd this morning she felt something and it was the condom....


    my question:
    how the fuck can you not feel a condom in your uterus? I'm not a girl so I might not understand, but still its a fuckin condom...lol

    1. It's the vagina, not the uterus.

    2. It's not uncommon to lose a condom in there. You could lose all sorts of stuff in there and not feel it. Ever wonder why so many women don't have vaginal orgasms? It's not as sensitive in there as you might think.

    3. I agree with the person who said he should've held onto it when he pulled out.

    4. I agree with the person who said she should take the morning after pill. Be sure she knows she can take it up to 5 days later, but the sooner you take it the more effective it is. She should also keep her eye out for signs of STIs.

    5. It would have been polite for him to look for it. He's got a better search angle. (Geez... where are young men's manners these days? :D)
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    scb wrote:
    1. It's the vagina, not the uterus.

    2. It's not uncommon to lose a condom in there. You could lose all sorts of stuff in there and not feel it. Ever wonder why so many women don't have vaginal orgasms? It's not as sensitive in there as you might think.

    3. I agree with the person who said he should've held onto it when he pulled out.

    4. I agree with the person who said she should take the morning after pill. Be sure she knows she can take it up to 5 days later, but the sooner you take it the more effective it is. She should also keep her eye out for signs of STIs.

    5. It would have been polite for him to look for it. He's got a better search angle. (Geez... where are young men's manners these days? :D)


    this is the greatest answer to any question ever asked!! :D:D
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    comebackgirl wrote:
    hahahahahaha you made me laugh so hard I have to pee :o



    He's supposed to hold onto the condom while he pulls out...and make sure he pulls out before he loses his erection. jeeeeeez...didn't he read the little instruction packet ? :confused::p Seriously - no wonder the failure rate for condoms is so high. Please make sure you know how to use them before you use them!
    its true. i think that damn thing slipped off right at the entrance and he kept grinding away shoving the condom further and further!!!! :eek:
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  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    SENROCK! wrote:
    its true. i think that damn thing slipped off right at the entrance and he kept grinding away shoving the condom further and further!!!! :eek:
    oh my! shoving AND grinding :eek: :o
    I really miss sex :( :D
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  • _
    _ Posts: 6,657
    cutback wrote:
    this is the greatest answer to any question ever asked!! :D:D
    :D
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    comebackgirl wrote:
    oh my! shoving AND grinding :eek: :o
    I really miss sex :( :D
    hahahaha yeah but think of all you will make up for later!!! :D
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  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    SENROCK! wrote:
    hahahaha yeah but think of all you will make up for later!!! :D
    :D

    but now I'm worried something might get lost up there :eek: hopefully not my passport :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,020
    this is the funniest shit yo so blown but funny as hell
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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    comebackgirl wrote:
    :D

    but now I'm worried something might get lost up there :eek: hopefully not my passport :p

    oh MAN the thought of paper cut up in there just made me jump in a really uncomfortable way! :eek:
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    comebackgirl wrote:
    :D

    but now I'm worried something might get lost up there :eek: hopefully not my passport :p


    that's be one hell of the trip through customs! :p:D
  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    SENROCK! wrote:
    oh MAN the thought of paper cut up in there just made me jump in a really uncomfortable way!
    :eek: :eek: :eek:
    and i thought the paper cut on my tongue was bad!

    :eek: :eek:
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)

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