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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    scb wrote:
    1. It's the vagina, not the uterus.

    2. It's not uncommon to lose a condom in there. You could lose all sorts of stuff in there and not feel it. Ever wonder why so many women don't have vaginal orgasms? It's not as sensitive in there as you might think.

    3. I agree with the person who said he should've held onto it when he pulled out.

    4. I agree with the person who said she should take the morning after pill. Be sure she knows she can take it up to 5 days later, but the sooner you take it the more effective it is. She should also keep her eye out for signs of STIs.

    5. It would have been polite for him to look for it. He's got a better search angle. (Geez... where are young men's manners these days? :D)


    this is the greatest answer to any question ever asked!! :D:D
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    comebackgirl wrote:
    hahahahahaha you made me laugh so hard I have to pee :o



    He's supposed to hold onto the condom while he pulls out...and make sure he pulls out before he loses his erection. jeeeeeez...didn't he read the little instruction packet ? :confused::p Seriously - no wonder the failure rate for condoms is so high. Please make sure you know how to use them before you use them!
    its true. i think that damn thing slipped off right at the entrance and he kept grinding away shoving the condom further and further!!!! :eek:
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  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    SENROCK! wrote:
    its true. i think that damn thing slipped off right at the entrance and he kept grinding away shoving the condom further and further!!!! :eek:
    oh my! shoving AND grinding :eek: :o
    I really miss sex :( :D
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • __ Posts: 6,651
    cutback wrote:
    this is the greatest answer to any question ever asked!! :D:D
    :D
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    comebackgirl wrote:
    oh my! shoving AND grinding :eek: :o
    I really miss sex :( :D
    hahahaha yeah but think of all you will make up for later!!! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    SENROCK! wrote:
    hahahaha yeah but think of all you will make up for later!!! :D
    :D

    but now I'm worried something might get lost up there :eek: hopefully not my passport :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 5,428
    this is the funniest shit yo so blown but funny as hell
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    comebackgirl wrote:
    :D

    but now I'm worried something might get lost up there :eek: hopefully not my passport :p

    oh MAN the thought of paper cut up in there just made me jump in a really uncomfortable way! :eek:
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    comebackgirl wrote:
    :D

    but now I'm worried something might get lost up there :eek: hopefully not my passport :p


    that's be one hell of the trip through customs! :p:D
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    SENROCK! wrote:
    oh MAN the thought of paper cut up in there just made me jump in a really uncomfortable way!
    :eek: :eek: :eek:
    and i thought the paper cut on my tongue was bad!

    :eek: :eek:
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    cutback wrote:
    that's be one hell of the trip through customs! :p:D
    sure hope border patrol has employed some hot guys :D strip search anyone???
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    comebackgirl wrote:
    sure hope border patrol has employed some hot guys :D strip search anyone???

    and they better be proficient in "stamping" your passport ;):p:D
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    cutback wrote:
    that's be one hell of the trip through customs! :p:D
    can u IMMAGINE all the twists and turns?!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    cutback wrote:
    and they better be proficient in "stamping" your passport ;):p:D
    oooooooooooh shoving, grinding and stamping :D This is gonna be one hell of a trip :D
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
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