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HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 5,428
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I went out last night with my boy, and these 2 girls that we've been kind of seeing. Anyway...at the end of the night my friend and his girl go and make whooopie (i might be young but i still know the term ;) lol)....and he comes up to me later and says..."uh I used a condom and we can't find it, we don't know what happened to it"


???????????????????


They looked, she checked herself, nothing...

This morning I get a call from him saying when she pee'd this morning she felt something and it was the condom....


my question:
how the fuck can you not feel a condom in your uterus? I'm not a girl so I might not understand, but still its a fuckin condom...lol
2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    I went out last night with my boy, and these 2 girls that we've been kind of seeing. Anyway...at the end of the night my friend and his girl go and make whooopie (i might be young but i still know the term ;) lol)....and he comes up to me later and says..."uh I used a condom and we can't find it, we don't know what happened to it"


    ???????????????????


    They looked, she checked herself, nothing...

    This morning I get a call from him saying when she pee'd this morning she felt something and it was the condom....


    my question:
    how the fuck can you not feel a condom in your uterus? I'm not a girl so I might not understand, but still its a fuckin condom...lol


    i was with a chick once and it got lost in there for a few it happens
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    oohhh I have goood posts for this oneeeeeeeeeeee
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    that was some good bumpin of the uglies.
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    Yeah, I've heard of that happening but still not sure how that's possible.

    Say "you're done", unless you are hanging out in there for some time afterwards I can't see how it would slip off.
  • HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 5,428
    mca47 wrote:
    Yeah, I've heard of that happening but still not sure how that's possible.

    Say "you're done", unless you are hanging out in there for some time afterwards I can't see how it would slip off.

    LOL

    unless you dont take up the girth of the condom :-\
    2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    LOL

    unless you dont take up the girth of the condom :-\
    yes.
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    LOL

    unless you dont take up the girth of the condom :-\

    Hahahaha! That's true. It would really sad if they lost it before the deed was done! :D


    Oh, if your friend's girl isn't on the pill too, she might want to get a morning after pill (not sure when this happened). Having that in there for that long spells trouble if she's not protected in other ways!
  • riffrandallriffrandall Posts: 685
    You have to be 1) really drunk and 2) really stupid for this to happen to that extent.

    But yes, it is possible to lose things up there for days at a time, even. There's a particularly nasty "two tampons" story I read once on some blog. I'll spare you.
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 5,428
    mca47 wrote:
    Hahahaha! That's true. It would really sad if they lost it before the deed was done! :D


    Oh, if your friend's girl isn't on the pill too, she might want to get a morning after pill (not sure when this happened). Having that in there for that long spells trouble if she's not protected in other ways!

    nah here's the other weird thing

    he said he pulled out and never went in the condom.....soooo when you pulled out u didnt notice there was no condom? lol
    2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2
  • shareshare Posts: 551
    he must have forgotten to use the twist tie that comes with the
    baggie.
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  • HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 5,428
    share wrote:
    he must have forgotten to use the twist tie that comes with the
    baggie.

    LOL like south park when they use rubber bands? lmao
    2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2
  • Comatose11Comatose11 Posts: 77
    Perhaps he was "overestimating" the size of his little soldier....... I suggest that you tease him mercillesly for several weeks.
    I'll end up alone like I began...
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    nah here's the other weird thing

    he said he pulled out and never went in the condom.....soooo when you pulled out u didnt notice there was no condom? lol


    Yeah, that is strange! LOL

    Did she accidentally swallow it? :D
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,298
    Comatose11 wrote:
    Perhaps he was "overestimating" the size of his little soldier....... I suggest that you tease him mercillesly for several weeks.

    Agreed!

    :D
  • shareshare Posts: 551
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    ...at the end of the night my friend and his girl go and make whooopie (i might be young but i still know the term ;) lol

    That term died with Archie Bunker.
    Unless you are saying your friend and his girl were trying to
    make a little Goldberg.
    we're all sentient snowflakes
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I'm a number that doesn't count
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned
  • anothercloneanotherclone Posts: 1,688
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    LOL like south park when they use rubber bands? lmao

    that episode was just on last night. :D
  • riffrandallriffrandall Posts: 685
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    nah here's the other weird thing

    he said he pulled out and never went in the condom.....soooo when you pulled out u didnt notice there was no condom? lol

    Exactly my point. Drunk & stupid.
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • HailHailVitalogyHailHailVitalogy Posts: 5,428
    riffrandall wrote:
    Exactly my point. Drunk & stupid.

    not drunk yet though...yeah we were drinkin at my friends house but it was only like 2 or 3 games into BP
    2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2
  • drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    omg, thread of the year.
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • nick1977nick1977 Posts: 327
    Your buddy is going to be real nervous as his gf waits for her next period.
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    OMg I really want to reply with a post... I cant be deported ever again!
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I'm always asking my wife where my keys are...now I have another place to check

    ;)
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  • Cree NationsCree Nations Posts: 2,247
    maybe your friend has a small tugay?
    >>>>
    >
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  • Touchofgray16Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    It warms my heart to hear the youngsters are using protection.
    "Tweet"

    "Chirp"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Touchofgray16 wrote:
    It warms my heart to hear the youngsters are using protection.


    now we must teach them how to use it ;):)
  • Touchofgray16Touchofgray16 Posts: 639
    cutback wrote:
    now we must teach them how to use it ;):)

    LOL...maybe he should consider a vasectomy.

    Anyone here about the movie "Teeth"? I haven't seen it, but this sounds like he was whooping it up with the girl from that movie.
    "Tweet"

    "Chirp"
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cutback wrote:
    now we must teach them how to use it ;):)
    clearly.

    dude the condom was too large around to fit properly...and she prolly did a double clutch as he was pulling out...which means she was too eager to finish the rush as he was trying to early pull...in other words.


    they are bad at sex.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    failedpersephone wrote:
    clearly.

    dude the condom was too large around to fit properly...and she prolly did a double clutch as he was pulling out...which means she was too eager to finish the rush as he was trying to early pull...in other words.


    they are bad at sex.


    double clutch!!! :D:D:D:D:D
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I'm always asking my wife where my keys are...now I have another place to check

    ;)
    hahahahahaha you made me laugh so hard I have to pee :o



    He's supposed to hold onto the condom while he pulls out...and make sure he pulls out before he loses his erection. jeeeeeez...didn't he read the little instruction packet ? :confused::p Seriously - no wonder the failure rate for condoms is so high. Please make sure you know how to use them before you use them!
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • __ Posts: 6,651
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    I went out last night with my boy, and these 2 girls that we've been kind of seeing. Anyway...at the end of the night my friend and his girl go and make whooopie (i might be young but i still know the term ;) lol)....and he comes up to me later and says..."uh I used a condom and we can't find it, we don't know what happened to it"


    ???????????????????


    They looked, she checked herself, nothing...

    This morning I get a call from him saying when she pee'd this morning she felt something and it was the condom....


    my question:
    how the fuck can you not feel a condom in your uterus? I'm not a girl so I might not understand, but still its a fuckin condom...lol

    1. It's the vagina, not the uterus.

    2. It's not uncommon to lose a condom in there. You could lose all sorts of stuff in there and not feel it. Ever wonder why so many women don't have vaginal orgasms? It's not as sensitive in there as you might think.

    3. I agree with the person who said he should've held onto it when he pulled out.

    4. I agree with the person who said she should take the morning after pill. Be sure she knows she can take it up to 5 days later, but the sooner you take it the more effective it is. She should also keep her eye out for signs of STIs.

    5. It would have been polite for him to look for it. He's got a better search angle. (Geez... where are young men's manners these days? :D)
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