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HailHailVitalogy
HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,020
edited August 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I went out last night with my boy, and these 2 girls that we've been kind of seeing. Anyway...at the end of the night my friend and his girl go and make whooopie (i might be young but i still know the term ;) lol)....and he comes up to me later and says..."uh I used a condom and we can't find it, we don't know what happened to it"


???????????????????


They looked, she checked herself, nothing...

This morning I get a call from him saying when she pee'd this morning she felt something and it was the condom....


my question:
how the fuck can you not feel a condom in your uterus? I'm not a girl so I might not understand, but still its a fuckin condom...lol
2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x2
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  • NY PJ1
    NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    I went out last night with my boy, and these 2 girls that we've been kind of seeing. Anyway...at the end of the night my friend and his girl go and make whooopie (i might be young but i still know the term ;) lol)....and he comes up to me later and says..."uh I used a condom and we can't find it, we don't know what happened to it"


    ???????????????????


    They looked, she checked herself, nothing...

    This morning I get a call from him saying when she pee'd this morning she felt something and it was the condom....


    my question:
    how the fuck can you not feel a condom in your uterus? I'm not a girl so I might not understand, but still its a fuckin condom...lol


    i was with a chick once and it got lost in there for a few it happens
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    oohhh I have goood posts for this oneeeeeeeeeeee
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    that was some good bumpin of the uglies.
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Yeah, I've heard of that happening but still not sure how that's possible.

    Say "you're done", unless you are hanging out in there for some time afterwards I can't see how it would slip off.
  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,020
    mca47 wrote:
    Yeah, I've heard of that happening but still not sure how that's possible.

    Say "you're done", unless you are hanging out in there for some time afterwards I can't see how it would slip off.

    LOL

    unless you dont take up the girth of the condom :-\
    2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x2
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    LOL

    unless you dont take up the girth of the condom :-\
    yes.
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    LOL

    unless you dont take up the girth of the condom :-\

    Hahahaha! That's true. It would really sad if they lost it before the deed was done! :D


    Oh, if your friend's girl isn't on the pill too, she might want to get a morning after pill (not sure when this happened). Having that in there for that long spells trouble if she's not protected in other ways!
  • riffrandall
    riffrandall Posts: 685
    You have to be 1) really drunk and 2) really stupid for this to happen to that extent.

    But yes, it is possible to lose things up there for days at a time, even. There's a particularly nasty "two tampons" story I read once on some blog. I'll spare you.
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,020
    mca47 wrote:
    Hahahaha! That's true. It would really sad if they lost it before the deed was done! :D


    Oh, if your friend's girl isn't on the pill too, she might want to get a morning after pill (not sure when this happened). Having that in there for that long spells trouble if she's not protected in other ways!

    nah here's the other weird thing

    he said he pulled out and never went in the condom.....soooo when you pulled out u didnt notice there was no condom? lol
    2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x2
  • share
    share Posts: 551
    he must have forgotten to use the twist tie that comes with the
    baggie.
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  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,020
    share wrote:
    he must have forgotten to use the twist tie that comes with the
    baggie.

    LOL like south park when they use rubber bands? lmao
    2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x2
  • Comatose11
    Comatose11 Posts: 77
    Perhaps he was "overestimating" the size of his little soldier....... I suggest that you tease him mercillesly for several weeks.
    I'll end up alone like I began...
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    nah here's the other weird thing

    he said he pulled out and never went in the condom.....soooo when you pulled out u didnt notice there was no condom? lol


    Yeah, that is strange! LOL

    Did she accidentally swallow it? :D
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Comatose11 wrote:
    Perhaps he was "overestimating" the size of his little soldier....... I suggest that you tease him mercillesly for several weeks.

    Agreed!

    :D
  • share
    share Posts: 551
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    ...at the end of the night my friend and his girl go and make whooopie (i might be young but i still know the term ;) lol

    That term died with Archie Bunker.
    Unless you are saying your friend and his girl were trying to
    make a little Goldberg.
    we're all sentient snowflakes
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I'm a number that doesn't count
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    the nothing ventured - the nothing feigned
  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    LOL like south park when they use rubber bands? lmao

    that episode was just on last night. :D
  • riffrandall
    riffrandall Posts: 685
    HailHailVitalogy wrote:
    nah here's the other weird thing

    he said he pulled out and never went in the condom.....soooo when you pulled out u didnt notice there was no condom? lol

    Exactly my point. Drunk & stupid.
    "If you're looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch, you're out of luck."
  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,020
    riffrandall wrote:
    Exactly my point. Drunk & stupid.

    not drunk yet though...yeah we were drinkin at my friends house but it was only like 2 or 3 games into BP
    2003: Uniondale, MSG x2 | 2004: Reading | 2005: Gorge, Vancouver, Philly | 2006: East Rutherford x2, Gorge x2, Camden 1, Hartford | 2008: MSG x2, VA Beach | 2009: Philly x3 | 2010: MSG x2, Bristow | 2011: Alpine Valley x2 | 2012: MIA Philly | 2013: Wrigley, Charlottesville, Brooklyn 2 | 2014: Milan, Amsterdam 1 | 2016: MSG x2, Fenway x2, Wrigley 2 | 2018: Rome, Krakow, Berlin, Wrigley 2 | 2021: Sea Hear Now | 2022: San Diego, LA x2, MSG, Camden, Nashville, St. Louis, Denver | 2023: St. Paul 1, Chicago x2, Fort Worth x2, Austin 2 | 2024: Las Vegas 1, Seattle x2, Indy, MSG x2, Philly x2, Baltimore, Ohana 2 | 2025: Florida x2, Atlanta x2, Pittsburgh x2
  • drivingrl
    drivingrl Posts: 1,448
    omg, thread of the year.
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • nick1977
    nick1977 Posts: 327
    Your buddy is going to be real nervous as his gf waits for her next period.

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