It's fuckin college!!

HailHailVitalogy
HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,013
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
It's fuckin college man!!

Last night was my last night of my freshmen year (today is my last day), and I had 3 people over including myself just drinkin some 40s not being loud or anything, playing poker and watching TV....we were done around 2am...I get a knock on my door at 4am, I open the door and its 2 RA's and 3 cops, and they say they heard cans opening...i was like I have no cans (which was true)...and they ransacked my shit! I just finished packing and they went through everything tearing it up and found 1 more 40 and I'm getting charged by my school for alcohol possession which I can be kicked out of housing for next year, and charged by fairfax county for underage alcohol possession and drunk in public...WHAT THE FUCK??
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  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    That's seriously fucked up. If they actually go through with the whole thin I'd be surprised.
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  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    you won't lose your housing next year over a few bottles of beer. the school will make you pay a nice little fine and that should really be the end of it. the fact that they had the cops come is just ridiculous. do you think one of your neighbors called the RAs to complain about noise?

    i wouldn't sweat it though... i've been written up in college a handful of times for drinking underage on a dry campus.
  • Heineken Helen
    Heineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    :eek: they heard a can opening? :eek: Do you live in Tehran by any chance? :o This thread is a little bit hilarious and a little bit terrifying. Wow! Good luck and hope they don't take it too far.
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  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,217
    That sucks man. If you were in your dorm room how can you be charged for public drunkenness? I mean, it's not like you were drunk and walking the streets. I would think they'd need more reason to be able to search your room than just "hearing cans open", but then again, I don't know about your school's policy on things like that.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    the idea of getting into shit for drinking in college is alien to me since the drinking age here is 18. Fuck, I've got 5 empty bottles on my desk right now, I once answered my door to the 7ft tall, 3ft wide security guard who looks like a fat Evander Holyfield with a joint IN my mouth and a bottle in my hand and he just told me to keep the noise down.

    Must suck to be under 21 in America :D

    EDIT: I'll be sure to have a drink for you on thursday when I finish my exams and I'll also have finished my first year :) Hope it works out ok. If they really bust you then that's fucking ridiculous.
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Heineken Helen wrote:
    :eek: they heard a can opening? :eek: Do you live in Tehran by any chance? :o This thread is a little bit hilarious and a little bit terrifying. Wow! Good luck and hope they don't take it too far.
    Yeah, makes you wonder why they evidently station police officers at every door with their ears pressed to it listening for the sound of escaping gas. It's pathetic. Don't they have better things to spend police time and money on?
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  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,013
    singularity wrote:
    you won't lose your housing next year over a few bottles of beer. the school will make you pay a nice little fine and that should really be the end of it. the fact that they had the cops come is just ridiculous. do you think one of your neighbors called the RAs to complain about noise?

    i wouldn't sweat it though... i've been written up in college a handful of times for drinking underage on a dry campus.

    you obviously do not know my school or the county my school is in

    george mason university doesnt fuck around...a friend of mine got kicked out of housing for having 3 unopened beers in his fridge...and fairfax cops and courts dont fuck around either

    and no my neighbors would never call the cops on me...we used to all drink last semester with each other
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  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,217
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Must suck to be under 21 in America :D
    Yeah, all of the different age limits for everything is really stupid imo.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    markymark550 wrote:
    Yeah, all of the different age limits for everything is really stupid imo.
    The idea that you can legally have a family before you can have a beer is scary.
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  • chromiam
    chromiam Posts: 4,114
    Rule #236 of college life: If someone knocks on your door at 4AM, don't answer, it can't be anything good. :D
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  • Motown322
    Motown322 Posts: 465
    chromiam wrote:
    Rule #236 of college life: If someone knocks on your door at 4AM, don't answer, it can't be anything good. :D

    That is the straight TRUTH right there. :D
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    chromiam wrote:
    Rule #236 of college life: If someone knocks on your door at 4AM, don't answer, it can't be anything good. :D
    What if you've ordered 4am pizza from a turkish guy who sells out of the back of his Ford Transit?

    Actually yeah, don't open to him either.
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  • orig_long red
    orig_long red Posts: 2,029
    I would've turned your ass in.
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  • elvistheking44
    elvistheking44 Posts: 4,540
    chromiam wrote:
    Rule #236 of college life: If someone knocks on your door at 4AM, don't answer, it can't be anything good. :D

    Could have been a booty call.....
  • HailHailVitalogy
    HailHailVitalogy Posts: 6,013
    chromiam wrote:
    Rule #236 of college life: If someone knocks on your door at 4AM, don't answer, it can't be anything good. :D

    hahaha very true...we were in a friends room with a shitload of alcohol...im talking a 12 of corona, 12 of heinekin, 3 24s of natty, and 2 handles of liqour and we got a knock at the door and we all just opened the window and ran out....and the RAs and cops told my friend that someone threw a party in his room while he was gone, lol!
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  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    when i went to college i think drinking was a 4 credit course ;) sorry! that bites.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    edvedder913 wrote:
    when i went to college i think drinking was a 4 credit course ;) sorry! that bites.

    Exactly. Where I went to school, the RA and cops would stop by occasionally to make sure we were drinking and getting stoned. They beat the living crap out of the nerds who were studying...
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Exactly. Where I went to school, the RA and cops would stop by occasionally to make sure we were drinking and getting stoned. They beat the living crap out of the nerds who were studying...
    Haha, sweet :D
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    record your friends and yourself opening cans.
    play this recording on your fucking stereo, repeat.
    that was bullshit.
    i wonder if the search warrant law can come into effect here?
    it is a college dorm, but it is your living space you pay rent/tuition on.
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  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    That's so fucked up. Any idea who called the gestapo on you? The legal drinking age in the US is ridiculously high.
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