EHarmony

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Hawkshore wrote:

They don't show these ads on our side of the boarder so I had to check this out ....and I must say she is not that hot ....here it is if any on is interested

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnhktEpYBBM&NR=1

ted should have banged the ho....does eharmony do divorce commercials....these two should be the first one

One Became Five

what a great story!

Cree Nations

saveuplife wrote:

Since, there's a match.com thread, I figured I'd tell a funny story about this website.

One of my friends (let's call him Ted) dated a girl back in college (let's call her Ann M). Anyway, they broke up after two years of dating when Ted went out to pursue a career in acting out in another state (this was after college). Anyway, Ted eventually came back, a year or so later. They were still friends. This girl, Ann got engaged to some guy she was dating when Ted was gone and broke it off (no problems there). Anywho, Ted was approached on a social networking site by Ann M about one year ago. Ted didn't respond right away. Instead, he asked one of their mutual friends about it. The mutual friend said that Ann M was def dating someone, but maybe she wanted to try again with Ted, the mutual friend was as confused as Ted. Ted decided that he was willing to see if they were more compatiable.

He didn't want to get involved with her physically yet, because he already knew that aspect... he wanted to see if they clicked just hangin out. And since he had a wedding upcoming, he figured he'd invite her. They went together, Ted offered to drive her home afterwards (she lived 20 minutes away from the reception). He would need to stay at the hotel, however because he didn't live in that area. She asked if she could sleep in the same room. He said ok, and asked for a two bedroom room rather than a single. She then explained to him, once upstairs, that she only sleeps n_aked (which was new). She then tried to come on to him, but he wasn't ready and was starting to get turned off about how aggressive SHE was being. So, although they made out, he asked her to sleep in the other bed and went back to his own. He didn't want to deal with her assuming they were a couple, and by now she told him she was dating someone else... so he felt bad about that.

OK.... here's the punchline.... She's now on EHarmony commercials. The guy she was "dating" mentioned several times above, is the guy she married and who she is in the commercial with! They are all over each other in the commercial, talking about how they knew from day 1 and whatnot. It makes me laugh everytime I see it. HA!!!!

fuck this is funny....I think I know who you are talking aboot. I feel real, real bad for your friend.....:rolleyes:
He had some girl who wanted to get naked with him in his hotel and he didnt? wth is this world coming to?

CityMouse

Cree Nations wrote:

fuck this is funny....I think I know who you are talking aboot. I feel real, real bad for your friend.....:rolleyes:
He had some girl who wanted to get naked with him in his hotel and he didnt? wth is this world coming to?

so you are saying you would sleep with someone you didn't find the least bit attractive just because they were there?

Cree Nations

CityMouse wrote:

so you are saying you would sleep with someone you didn't find the least bit attractive just because they were there?

Its not that he didnt find her attractive, he must have, they dated. He didnt like her coming on to strong is what I got from it.
If I was single and in that situation, I would have attempted to satisfy her is all I am saying. Everyone is different but I still find it funny that you have a girl whos acting like a tiger and then ..........nothing. Each to their own.


gggrrrrr

CityMouse

Cree Nations wrote:

Its not that he didnt find her attractive, he must have, they dated. He didnt like her coming on to strong is what I got from it.
If I was single and in that situation, I would have attempted to satisfy her is all I am saying. Everyone is different but I still find it funny that you have a girl whos acting like a tiger and then ..........nothing. Each to their own.


gggrrrrr

well he said they made out-probably just sent her back to her own bed because she was the type of person who would read into it all.

saveuplife

Cree Nations wrote:

fuck this is funny....I think I know who you are talking aboot. I feel real, real bad for your friend.....:rolleyes:
He had some girl who wanted to get naked with him in his hotel and he didnt? wth is this world coming to?

The guy broke up with the girl, but dated her for two years (maybe more). She seemed a bit off to him, because he heard she just broke up with her fiance. He didn't want to F with her head. More importantly, he didn't feel the need to sleep with a girl he's already slept with just for the sake of doing that. He wanted to see if she was datable in the relationship sense. Sure, it probably would've felt good. But, at this point in the night, he knew she was dating someone else. She just split up with her fiance AND....

...he realized after a night of hanging out with her she seemed to be a bit crazy. To him, she had completely changed. It didn't seem right. He wanted to (cause he was a guy), but he knew the results would be bad. So, he didn't. I respect him for that. I would've done the same.

Anyway, ever watch Fatal Atrraction? WOuld you want to just do her? If so, YOU are crazy.

saveuplife

CityMouse wrote:

well he said they made out-probably just sent her back to her own bed because she was the type of person who would read into it all.

Couldn't have said it better. He didn't want to get her hopes up, because he would have felt guilty. Plus, she was acting very strange and he didn't like that.

Cree Nations

saveuplife wrote:

The guy broke up with the girl, but dated her for two years (maybe more). She seemed a bit off to him, because he heard she just broke up with her fiance. He didn't want to F with her head. More importantly, he didn't feel the need to sleep with a girl he's already slept with just for the sake of doing that. He wanted to see if she was datable in the relationship sense. Sure, it probably would've felt good. But, at this point in the night, he knew she was dating someone else. She just split up with her fiance AND....

...he realized after a night of hanging out with her she seemed to be a bit crazy. To him, she had completely changed. It didn't seem right. He wanted to (cause he was a guy), but he knew the results would be bad. So, he didn't. I respect him for that. I would've done the same.

Anyway, ever watch Fatal Atrraction? WOuld you want to just do her? If so, YOU are crazy.

obviously he did the right thing, Im just being the devils advocate here. I felt sorry for her....she had desires...DESIRES I SAY!!!! Now the poor lass is married to some lameass she probably didnt really like but was forced to because of all the green that the old guy from EHarmony threw at her and now she's in this loveless relationship waiting for your friend to satisfy her.

It's actually quite sad really.
:(

saveuplife

Cree Nations wrote:

obviously he did the right thing, Im just being the devils advocate here. I felt sorry for her....she had desires...DESIRES I SAY!!!! Now the poor lass is married to some lameass she probably didnt really like but was forced to because of all the green that the old guy from EHarmony threw at her and now she's in this loveless relationship waiting for your friend to satisfy her.

It's actually quite sad really.
:(

The sarcasm was very much appreciated.

If you put it that way, I guess it is very sad.

pearljamjen

Hawkshore wrote:

They don't show these ads on our side of the boarder so I had to check this out ....and I must say she is not that hot ....here it is if any on is interested

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnhktEpYBBM&NR=1

Haven't seen this one but all of the eharmony commercials are annoying! That guy has really weird hair! :eek:

I didn't know they used real people; assumed they were actors.

Freaky story though! :eek:

Cree Nations

pearljamjen wrote:

Haven't seen this one but all of the eharmony commercials are annoying! That guy has really weird hair! :eek:

I didn't know they used real people; assumed they were actors.

Freaky story though! :eek:

that is so funny, I knew it was them! They run that commercial all the time here. She's not bad and if you look closely into her eyes you can see that she leads an unsatisfactory life that stems from her inability to have aggresive sex with the right man.

pearljamjen

Cree Nations wrote:

that is so funny, I knew it was them! They run that commercial all the time here. She's not bad and if you look closely into her eyes you can see that she leads an unsatisfactory life that stems from her inability to have aggresive sex with the right man.

HAHA! I really did just laugh out loud. I guess I didn't look THAT closely at her eyes.

meistereder

Oh man. Whenever I see that, I think to myself how that girl looks materialistic and flighty.

Lostdoggie

Ted should've banged her, then he could tells his friends he plowed somebody on tv.

LeilaMoonTurtle

the mafia looking chic?

Brain of J.Lo

lol, i just saw this commercial again tonight I had to laugh while watching it after seeing this post. So funny.

Allie

I'm pretty sure I hadn't seen this commercial. That is some story! Whoa!
I hope it's not too mean to say but if they have kids, they will have unfortunately big schnozes! (noses!)

it makes me a little sad too though. It sounds like maybe the guy in the hotel was her true love

she doesn't seem genuinely in love with the husband. I don't see love in her eyes

I tried that e-harmony a long time ago. They wouldn't let me make a profile. I did the whole questionnaire and they said they had no one that would match with me and they couldn't help me! D'oh! LOL

LeilaMoonTurtle

the old guy throws money?


hahaha love it!

Cree Nations wrote:

obviously he did the right thing, Im just being the devils advocate here. I felt sorry for her....she had desires...DESIRES I SAY!!!! Now the poor lass is married to some lameass she probably didnt really like but was forced to because of all the green that the old guy from EHarmony threw at her and now she's in this loveless relationship waiting for your friend to satisfy her.

It's actually quite sad really.
:(