What's your definition of an alcoholic?

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Some of your posts here are the extreme. Take me for example. I always have a drink with dinner usually two everyday. Either wine or beer. By the text book I would be one. Maybe so but thats what I do. I love a drink after work or while I am making dinner. I don't crave it in the afternoon or morning. I don't need more, unless its the weekend ;)

    You can go without it though ?

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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    You can go without it though ?

    Alcoholics can't stop
    I can, but I would like really like to have one. lol
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    A drunk who says, "I'm not an alcoholic".
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    noisy mind wrote:
    ........when your liver looks like an a-cup version of your grandmother's titty.

    that, my friends, is an alcoholic.

    :eek: WOW. :eek:
    I say its someone who cant handle it and starts to get violent or fight for no reason. But what do i know!
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  • _Crazy_Mary__Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    Honestly, I think that if you wake up thinking about your next drink, you may be an alcoholic. That's my best definition.
    I drink anywhere from 4-7 days a week and I average 1-4 drinks on those days. I don't think this makes me an alcoholic. I work in the restaurant business and we always have a glass of wine (or two or three) after work and wind down.
    However, alcohol is good for you! As long as you are not someone that may become addicted, drink up!
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    My dad defines an alcoholic as "A man who would drink Guinness out of a pig's arse, if he had to."




    I think this may be the correct answer. :D
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Honestly, I think that if you wake up thinking about your next drink, you may be an alcoholic.
    :eek: yikes. :eek:
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  • _Crazy_Mary__Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    My dad defines an alcoholic as "A man who would drink Guinness out of a pig's arse, if he had to."




    I think this may be the correct answer. :D


    I think that's a good answer
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  • monster95monster95 Posts: 127
    Work
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    Drinking
    Classes.
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  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    When it has impacted your life in a way that you did not intend for it do.
  • seanw1010seanw1010 Posts: 1,205
    my dad
    they call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh, there they go
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    wow, I was married to one, so I don't know. most people say that it is when alcohol is interfering with your life, job, marriage, etc. but that is kind of fucked up because there are so many tolerant people in the world that don't address the drinking problems in their lives. my husband's whole family has substance abuse all throughout them and they still act like that whole "elephant in the living room" bs. crazy ass.
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  • something like this, according to the DSM-IV (which is basically the psychologist handbook)

    "...maladaptive alcohol use with clinically significant impairment as manifested by at least three of the following within any one-year period: tolerance; withdrawal; taken in greater amounts or over longer time course than intended; desire or unsuccessful attempts to cut down or control use; great deal of time spent obtaining, using, or recovering from use; social, occupational, or recreational activities given up or reduced; continued use despite knowledge of physical or psychological sequelae."
  • somone who goes to meetings?
  • Dylan StoneDylan Stone Posts: 1,145
    somone who goes to meetings?

    Damn...

    I read all these posts... planning to write JUST THAT.

    And you did. The last poster before me. ;)

    Yeah. Someone who goes to meetings.

    That's the answer.

    Or someone who would drink a Guinness out of a pig's arse. ;)

    That person MAY qualify without going to meetings... But I'm not so sure. :)
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,167
    I always have a drink with dinner usually two everyday. Either wine or beer. By the text book I would be one. ;)
    I wonder how many people have seen the "text book" definition of alcoholism...I think people would be shocked...the list of questions, to which if you answer yes to any one you are considered an alcoholic...the list as I recall includes questions like "have you ever had a drink before noon", "do you drink until the bottle is empty"...etc.

    I think by these definitions most of adult society would be defined as alcoholic.
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    just go walk around boston....you'll figure out the meaning
  • battan1120battan1120 Posts: 310
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,167
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    just go walk around boston....you'll figure out the meaning
    Your inferiority complex is showing again.
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  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    I judge that by how the person handles it. I have one friend who drinks beer every night basically, several drinks sometimes but no more than 3 or 4 on a typical night. Then i have another friend who is one who starts drinking early in the day -- he is two weeks on and two weeks off from work -- and by the evening time he is completely useless. The second one, to me, has a problem. While the first one may depend on alcohol to some extent he doesn't abuse it.

    As for me, the older I have gotten I have limited my drinking to the weekend. But, when Friday rolls around its an all out drunk fest until I go to bed in the wee hours of Sunday morning. On Saturdays, I never drink during the day, wait until the evening, but once I start drinking I will not stop until every beer is gone. Basically, if I don't have to go to work the next morning I get drunk, but I have never, except once, allowed drinking to interfere with my work
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • release30release30 Posts: 2,051
    fanch75 wrote:
    When you're more concerned about buying a Jamily Poster instead of seeing the gi - oh wait, wrong addiction! Sorry.





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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    just go walk around boston....you'll figure out the meaning

    hey hey hey i've done more bar crawls in nyc than boston!!!
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  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    someone who drinks everyday
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