Name a movie that you would say F'in sucks not plain old sucks

bobbyd3bobbyd3 Posts: 89
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I am watching right now one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

Its 10,000 BC if you were wondering, and it doesn't just plain old suck it Funkin Sucks! Its about half over with and I am about to just turn it off.

So what movies have you seen lately that completely BLEW, last movie that I saw that sucked this hard was I think starship troopers 2, I only watched about 15 minutes of that before I gave up
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  • PJamGrunge10PJamGrunge10 California Posts: 596
    How about that movie "In the Name of the King" that came out earlier this year?

    Oh my god... absolute putrescence.
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  • bobbyd3bobbyd3 Posts: 89
    was that the one with the guy from The Transporter?

    I didn't even bother with that one, I could tell it was a suckfest from the the dvd case.
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    I'll give the same answer I give every time for this question: Matrix Revolutions. The closest I ever came to walking out of the cinema.
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  • Sprunkn7Sprunkn7 Posts: 5,286
    No Country for Old Men, WTF an award nominee no less? I was so turned off by the picks last time it could have won for all I know.
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  • Panic Room- utter shite.
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  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    - The Wild (animation, complete shite, watched the first 30 mins)
    - Epic Movie (even bloody Meet the Spartans and Superhero Movie were better)
    - Semi-Pro (I wanted to give it a chance for Will Ferrell's sake but no, I couldn't watch it)

    those are the first ones that come to mind.
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    I forgot: Step Brothers
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  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Juno

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  • fucking cloverfield.
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    The Family Stone.
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    Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
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    once upon a time in mexico. i wanted everybody in the movie to die just so it'd fucking end already.
  • I'll give the same answer I give every time for this question: Matrix Revolutions. The closest I ever came to walking out of the cinema.

    That's up there for me. Who's idea was it to have the main characters involved in only half of the movie? I didn't care about any of those people fighting in Zion because we weren't introduced to any of them. ZZZzzzz....
    No longer overwhelmed it seems so simple now.
  • Hidalgo... Pirates of the Caribbean 2/3... I'm sure there's more that I'm repressing.
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  • BinFrogBinFrog MA Posts: 7,309
    Shadow Of The Vampire.

    Absolutely HORRIBLE.
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  • BinFrogBinFrog MA Posts: 7,309
    Sprunkn7 wrote:
    No Country for Old Men, WTF an award nominee no less? I was so turned off by the picks last time it could have won for all I know.


    That was a phenomenal movie.
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  • snipes824snipes824 Posts: 870
    dude where's my car
    the happening

    two god awful movies.
  • fucking cloverfield.

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  • adam42381adam42381 Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,515
    truth
    I liked Cloverfield.
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  • adam42381 wrote:
    I liked Cloverfield.
    Me too, and I went into it expecting to hate it with a passion. I guess the lowered expectations worked in its favour. (This was also true for National Treasure, but didn't work for National Treasure 2, which was a turd)
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  • BinFrogBinFrog MA Posts: 7,309
    adam42381 wrote:
    I liked Cloverfield.


    Same. It was good for what it was.
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    Children of Men or something like that.

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  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    Oceans Twelve.

    Wasnt expecting it to be a life changing film or anything, but fuck me sideways - what a pile of shite.
  • wash_wash_ Posts: 1,073
    The Happening. Not only was the story ridiculous (trees apparently listen to humans talking) but the acting was incredibly shite.

    Got to the point where it was funny it was so bad. Actually, it enters a new category for me...comedy. One of the most comic films i've seen this year!
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  • eMMI wrote:
    - Semi-Pro (I wanted to give it a chance for Will Ferrell's sake but no, I couldn't watch it)


    I'm with you on this one. I haven't seen a Will Farrell movie since. It sucked so bad, I have trouble watching Old School now.
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