Marriage for money

stickboy

TrixieCat wrote:

I meant that I am not Bathy's gf.

yea I know silly

I know..its a bit early in the a.m

TrixieCat

stickboy wrote:

yea I know silly

I know..its a bit early in the a.m

I am not feeling that well today...running a little slow.

It amazes me that you can get wireless in Central Park.

stickboy

TrixieCat wrote:

I am not feeling that well today...running a little slow.

It amazes me that you can get wireless in Central Park.

aw shit sorry babe..feel better

not the whole park..certain areas. And Bryant park upwards of times square by the public library. Its smack dab in the middle of it all so I just come here bright and early, chill and try and get my shit done otherwise an unemployed mofo like me stays home..all I'll do is smoke blunts and be lazy and stay in all day so I motivate my ass on outta there, lol

Touchofgray16

Okay, Sticky

You are a Ranger fan, PJ fan, have a libido, look hot and hang out in Central Park. I'm surprised you didn't bump into my beautiful daughter - who was sunbathing near Strawberry Fields yesterday. Imagine if she brought you home ? I'd give my blessing. But and that is a big BUT, I can't afford you, so you need to work harder on getting a job

PS My daughter is a natural US citizen !

PJPixie

comebackgirl wrote:

She would get a conditional green card and you would have to stay married for 2 years before she would be permanently approved (but by the time you get your final interview with INS it would likely be closer to 3 years) - and let me tell you - you have to show tons of evidence that you are married. We brought a whole box of crap and they still give us a hard time - asking us who everyone was in the wedding pics (as if we paid actors to pose as family - wtf???) and asked the most detailed and specific questions about our daily lives - things you wouldn't even think about normally. I really don't know how people get away with faking it, cause the process is not easy. They gave my friend a hard time and she was pregnant with their baby!!!

Hey cbg,
You're relocating to Oz from the US correct? How hard will it be for you to immigrate there when you get married?
Just curious. Is the system much different?

stickboy

Touchofgray16 wrote:

Okay, Sticky

You are a Ranger fan, PJ fan, have a libido, look hot and hang out in Central Park. I'm surprised you didn't bump into my beautiful daughter - who was sunbathing near Strawberry Fields yesterday. Imagine if she brought you home ? I'd give my blessing. But and that is a big BUT, I can't afford you, so you need to work harder on getting a job

PS My daughter is a natural US citizen !

wow! a parent I could get a long with??? no way!
well I was more on the east side by WOllman Rink b4 Lincoln center so I can be closer to the midtown jobs


I was never really aware of my "libido"..just always thought...nvm...cause this could all come out completekly wrong.. :P

I think you actually might be able to afford me and then some
I might be broke here but in Greece its another story..Im here by choice. I left Greece to come make it on my own no matter how hard I would struggle, and I'm enjoying it. BUT I always have in the back of my mind that if I fail miserably I always have a house I helped build with pops on the beach right outside the city of athens...nuff said...oh and yea..you dont wanna see pics of that shit cause we might all be moving there or partying there real soon!

Touchofgray16

stickboy wrote:

wow! a parent I could get a long with??? no way!
well I was more on the east side by WOllman Rink b4 Lincoln center so I can be closer to the midtown jobs


I was never really aware of my "libido"..just always thought...nvm...cause this could all come out completekly wrong.. :P

I think you actually might be able to afford me and then some
I might be broke here but in Greece its another story..Im here by choice. I left Greece to come make it on my own no matter how hard I would struggle, and I'm enjoying it. BUT I always have in the back of my mind that if I fail miserably I always have a house I helped build with pops on the beach right outside the city of athens...nuff said...oh and yea..you dont wanna see pics of that shit cause we might all be moving there or partying there real soon!

Sounds like a plan to me ! And you don't even know how beautiful my daughter is YET.

stickboy

Touchofgray16 wrote:

Sounds like a plan to me ! And you don't even know how beautiful my daughter is YET.

:eek:

I'm like at such a loss for words I retyped this post like 3 times already trying to figure out how to respond




:eek:, says it best

Touchofgray16

stickboy wrote:

:eek:

I'm like at such a loss for words I retyped this post like 3 times already trying to figure out how to respond




:eek:, says it best

Did you see a mouse or did I scare the shit out of you ?

stickboy

Touchofgray16 wrote:

Did you see a mouse or did I scare the shit out of you ?

speaking of mice I think all the rats gave birth here in nyc cause there like mice running around EVERYWHERE here!!!

Touchofgray16

stickboy wrote:

speaking of mice I think all the rats gave birth here in nyc cause there like mice running around EVERYWHERE here!!!

And that is why I have cats. They rule over mice and rats, so I don't have to deal with them unless I'm in the subway.

But now we're off topic...so let me ask:

When two rats get married (the female is Russian and looking to get a green card), do they produce mice or baby rats? Just curious

Lizard

they have a Babushka!!

stickboy

Touchofgray16 wrote:

And that is why I have cats. They rule over mice and rats, so I don't have to deal with them unless I'm in the subway.

But now we're off topic...so let me ask:

When two rats get married (the female is Russian and looking to get a green card), do they produce mice or baby rats? Just curious

lol! god theyre so cute tho! whtevr they are, bay rats, baby mice..theyre so fucking tiny! I kept seeing them esp last night coming from out the plants and garbage and at 1st I had to double check like noooo!!! and sure enough when it was quiet, mobs of them came out! No way you can miss them by msg, times square and central park everywhere
all the prego rats gave birth! :eek:

some homeless guy cracked out walked by m raging like FIVE HUNDRED GODAMM MUTHERFUKIN RATS EVERYWHERE!!!
guess they didnt let him have the floor last nite, lmao!!

Touchofgray16

stickboy wrote:

lol! god theyre so cute tho! whtevr they are, bay rats, baby mice..theyre so fucking tiny! I kept seeing them esp last night coming from out the plants and garbage and at 1st I had to double check like noooo!!! and sure enough when it was quiet, mobs of them came out! No way you can miss them by msg, times square and central park everywhere
all the prego rats gave birth! :eek:

some homeless guy cracked out walked by m raging like FIVE HUNDRED GODAMM MUTHERFUKIN RATS EVERYWHERE!!!
guess they didnt let him have the floor last nite, lmao!!

I used to love rats. Back in the early 70's the movie Willard gave rats that anthropomorphic spin and I was impressionable. Whenever (till this day) I hear Michael Jackson's "Ben", I choke up. But they are a filthy bunch, them rats. Remember, it's all fun and games until a rat bites your ass cheek !!!

stickboy

Touchofgray16 wrote:

I used to love rats. Back in the early 70's the movie Willard gave rats that anthropomorphic spin and I was impressionable. Whenever (till this day) I hear Michael Jackson's "Ben", I choke up. But they are a filthy bunch, them rats. Remember, it's all fun and games until a rat bites your ass cheek !!!

so tell me

did you pass on the rat love to your daughter...cause I think the best I can do for a pet would be fish..maybe a dog. Thats about it lol


yea I got a lil paranoid seing them run to close to where I was sitting and whenever I moved, BOOM they ran back in the sewers or wherever they cam from

Touchofgray16

stickboy wrote:

so tell me

did you pass on the rat love to your daughter...cause I think the best I can do for a pet would be fish..maybe a dog. Thats about it lol


yea I got a lil paranoid seing them run to close to where I was sitting and whenever I moved, BOOM they ran back in the sewers or wherever they cam from

No cat love, Sticky ?

Allie

Stickboy-A chick in Central Park eyeing you for 'a husband,'? Come on man, you can't fall for a scam like that?? Run in the other direction! Fast!

stickboy

Touchofgray16 wrote:

No cat love, Sticky ?

I dont mind them..just never had one so I dont see why not

Allie buut did you read how it went down? She didnt tell me that till the end.
I knew something was up tho cause she kept trying to get my attention by giving me gratuitous beaver shots al a Sharon Stone...repeatedly..how I didnt react is amazing!

curmudgeoness

corduroy85 wrote:

There's no way a smoking russian girl who wants a Green card will let anybbody pork her without getting something big in return and I don't mean gifts.

Oh and yeah I hear stories from everywhere about girls from my country trying to stay in US this way.

So be careful stickboy but don't be shy and give it a shot.

I would listen to corduroy85!

stickboy

curmudgeoness wrote:

I would listen to corduroy85!

absolutely right you two!


thats why Im gonna go the "Guys suck" route and wham bam thank you maam?

least I will have played the player, lol!


fuck I gotta get outta here and it looks like its about to fuckin POUR! :(