Marriage for money

Touchofgray16

stickboy wrote:

speaking of mice I think all the rats gave birth here in nyc cause there like mice running around EVERYWHERE here!!!

And that is why I have cats. They rule over mice and rats, so I don't have to deal with them unless I'm in the subway.

But now we're off topic...so let me ask:

When two rats get married (the female is Russian and looking to get a green card), do they produce mice or baby rats? Just curious

Lizard

they have a Babushka!!

stickboy

Touchofgray16 wrote:

And that is why I have cats. They rule over mice and rats, so I don't have to deal with them unless I'm in the subway.

But now we're off topic...so let me ask:

When two rats get married (the female is Russian and looking to get a green card), do they produce mice or baby rats? Just curious

lol! god theyre so cute tho! whtevr they are, bay rats, baby mice..theyre so fucking tiny! I kept seeing them esp last night coming from out the plants and garbage and at 1st I had to double check like noooo!!! and sure enough when it was quiet, mobs of them came out! No way you can miss them by msg, times square and central park everywhere
all the prego rats gave birth! :eek:

some homeless guy cracked out walked by m raging like FIVE HUNDRED GODAMM MUTHERFUKIN RATS EVERYWHERE!!!
guess they didnt let him have the floor last nite, lmao!!

Touchofgray16

stickboy wrote:

lol! god theyre so cute tho! whtevr they are, bay rats, baby mice..theyre so fucking tiny! I kept seeing them esp last night coming from out the plants and garbage and at 1st I had to double check like noooo!!! and sure enough when it was quiet, mobs of them came out! No way you can miss them by msg, times square and central park everywhere
all the prego rats gave birth! :eek:

some homeless guy cracked out walked by m raging like FIVE HUNDRED GODAMM MUTHERFUKIN RATS EVERYWHERE!!!
guess they didnt let him have the floor last nite, lmao!!

I used to love rats. Back in the early 70's the movie Willard gave rats that anthropomorphic spin and I was impressionable. Whenever (till this day) I hear Michael Jackson's "Ben", I choke up. But they are a filthy bunch, them rats. Remember, it's all fun and games until a rat bites your ass cheek !!!

stickboy

Touchofgray16 wrote:

I used to love rats. Back in the early 70's the movie Willard gave rats that anthropomorphic spin and I was impressionable. Whenever (till this day) I hear Michael Jackson's "Ben", I choke up. But they are a filthy bunch, them rats. Remember, it's all fun and games until a rat bites your ass cheek !!!

so tell me

did you pass on the rat love to your daughter...cause I think the best I can do for a pet would be fish..maybe a dog. Thats about it lol


yea I got a lil paranoid seing them run to close to where I was sitting and whenever I moved, BOOM they ran back in the sewers or wherever they cam from

Touchofgray16

stickboy wrote:

so tell me

did you pass on the rat love to your daughter...cause I think the best I can do for a pet would be fish..maybe a dog. Thats about it lol


yea I got a lil paranoid seing them run to close to where I was sitting and whenever I moved, BOOM they ran back in the sewers or wherever they cam from

No cat love, Sticky ?

Allie

Stickboy-A chick in Central Park eyeing you for 'a husband,'? Come on man, you can't fall for a scam like that?? Run in the other direction! Fast!

stickboy

Touchofgray16 wrote:

No cat love, Sticky ?

I dont mind them..just never had one so I dont see why not

Allie buut did you read how it went down? She didnt tell me that till the end.
I knew something was up tho cause she kept trying to get my attention by giving me gratuitous beaver shots al a Sharon Stone...repeatedly..how I didnt react is amazing!

curmudgeoness

corduroy85 wrote:

There's no way a smoking russian girl who wants a Green card will let anybbody pork her without getting something big in return and I don't mean gifts.

Oh and yeah I hear stories from everywhere about girls from my country trying to stay in US this way.

So be careful stickboy but don't be shy and give it a shot.

I would listen to corduroy85!

stickboy

curmudgeoness wrote:

I would listen to corduroy85!

absolutely right you two!


thats why Im gonna go the "Guys suck" route and wham bam thank you maam?

least I will have played the player, lol!


fuck I gotta get outta here and it looks like its about to fuckin POUR! :(

Allie

stickboy wrote:

Allie buut did you read how it went down? She didnt tell me that till the end.
I knew something was up tho cause she kept trying to get my attention....

even more reason to run in the other direction. That's just downright nasty.
There are other ways to 'get a guy's attention.'

stickboy

Allie wrote:

even more reason to run in the other direction. That's just downright nasty.
There are other ways to 'get a guy's attention.'

hahaha Allie youre the shit! love the fact you looking out for me tho for sure!


bet if you were a guy tho you'd prolly be telling me something along the lines of wht NYPJ1 was telling me

Allie

stickboy wrote:

hahaha Allie youre the shit! love the fact you looking out for me tho for sure!


bet if you were a guy tho you'd prolly be telling me something along the lines of wht NYPJ1 was telling me

b/c that's how boys think,

Women see the bigger picture: Anyone who offers it up like that has an agenda. Nobody gives away anything for 'free' in NYC. Plus it's downright skanky.

comebackwoman

PJPixie wrote:

Hey cbg,
You're relocating to Oz from the US correct? How hard will it be for you to immigrate there when you get married?
Just curious. Is the system much different?

I have a migration application lodged in Australia - but it's for a work visa. The system is a little different there. You can be sponsored by a spouse or by an employer (just like here) but you also have the option of filing for an unsponsored work visa if you work in a profession that's in demand in Australia. You have to reach a certain number of points to qualify (points for your career, points for you age, points for years of work experience, points for English language ability) etc. It's still cumbersome - I had to send in a bunch of documentation about my educational and employment background and have it approved by their social work board to verify I meet their qualifications, and I had to take an English test It's cumbersome...but doable

CityMouse

stickboy wrote:

speaking of mice I think all the rats gave birth here in nyc cause there like mice running around EVERYWHERE here!!!

you do realize that mice are a different species, not baby rats...

eyedclaar

CityMouse wrote:

you do realize that mice are a different species, not baby rats...

Next thing you know you'll be trying to convince me there's a difference between elephants and kangaroos.

CityMouse

eyedclaar wrote:

Next thing you know you'll be trying to convince me there's a difference between elephants and kangaroos.

oh no, those are the same.

eyedclaar

CityMouse wrote:

oh no, those are the same.

Alright then. I thought for a second you might be plum wacky.

TrixieCat

Allie wrote:

b/c that's how boys think,

Women see the bigger picture: Anyone who offers it up like that has an agenda. Nobody gives away anything for 'free' in NYC. Plus it's downright skanky.

I disagree on both counts.

Cree Nations

Did you get her number at least E?
I dont know, it is crazy but what isnt?

edit: russian girls are hot, there is something in the water

nick1977

I saw the title of this thread and thought "Whoa....eli found himself a sugar mama" and I pictured you walking down the aisle with a 72 year old millionaire grandma, and pictured you with step-grandchildren.

lol

In all seriousness, a professor I had in law school told us the most crazy thing he had ever seen. He represented a 77 year old woman. She was worth $12 million dollars. She had no children or close family. She decided to leave her entire estate to her lawn boy, since he was a hard working, sweet guy. The problem was that the estate tax would leave him with around $7 million, with $5 million or so going to Uncle Sam. The solution was for the woman to marry the lawn boy, and then her estate could pass to him free of all taxes, and he would make $5 million. The woman agreed to it. The boy, 19 years old at the time, said, "I have to ask my girlfriend," who said no. When the lady died they delivered the $7 million to the lawn boy, and he asked about the guy's girlfriend. She dumped him the week after he said no to the proposal, and had only dated her for 2 months. hahahha! She cost him $5 million dollars. What a dumb ass! All he had to do was "marry" her and continue to mow her lawn (literally, no figurative speech here) and go about his life normally, and he would have nearly doubled his fortune.

Cree Nations

nick1977 wrote:

I saw the title of this thread and thought "Whoa....eli found himself a sugar mama" and I pictured you walking down the aisle with a 72 year old millionaire grandma, and pictured you with step-grandchildren.

lol

In all seriousness, a professor I had in law school told us the most crazy thing he had ever seen. He represented a 77 year old woman. She was worth $12 million dollars. She had no children or close family. She decided to leave her entire estate to her lawn boy, since he was a hard working, sweet guy. The problem was that the estate tax would leave him with around $7 million, with $5 million or so going to Uncle Sam. The solution was for the woman to marry the lawn boy, and then her estate could pass to him free of all taxes, and he would make $5 million. The woman agreed to it. The boy, 19 years old at the time, said, "I have to ask my girlfriend," who said no. When the lady died they delivered the $7 million to the lawn boy, and he asked about the guy's girlfriend. She dumped him the week after he said no to the proposal, and had only dated her for 2 months. hahahha! She cost him $5 million dollars. What a dumb ass! All he had to do was "marry" her and continue to mow her lawn (literally, no figurative speech here) and go about his life normally, and he would have nearly doubled his fortune.

now that is awesome

LONGRD

Sounds like a match made in heaven. Go for it, nothing will ever happen.

stickboy

Allie wrote:

b/c that's how boys think,

Women see the bigger picture: Anyone who offers it up like that has an agenda. Nobody gives away anything for 'free' in NYC. Plus it's downright skanky.

LMFAO!!
I can see me and you like in a club or some shit and some fine ass chick with an agenda trying to play me and in typical NY fashion allie
"BITCH you better get the fuck away from my friend! He dont get DOWN like that!"

and me turning around asking.. "Allie? why did that hot girl who was smiling at me the whole nite just get sad and walk away?"

"She was no good for you!"


:D
Nick and Dar..if that were the case guys I would marry the old lady, hell I'd even give her some last minute loving send her off with a smile in her casket and then take the whole Board to free pj shows for life

Cree Nations

stickboy wrote:

LMFAO!!
I can see me and you like in a club or some shit and some fine ass chick with an agenda trying to play me and in typical NY fashion allie
"BITCH you better get the fuck away from my friend! He dont get DOWN like that!"

and me turning around asking.. "Allie? why did that hot girl who was smiling at me the whole nite just get sad and walk away?"

"She was no good for you!"


:D
Nick and Dar..if that were the case guys I would marry the old lady, hell I'd even give her some last minute loving send her off with a smile in her casket and then take the whole Board to free pj shows for life

I like the cut of your jib

stickboy

Cree Nations wrote:

Did you get her number at least E?
I dont know, it is crazy but what isnt?

edit: russian girls are hot, there is something in the water

yea bro exchanged info and all that but Im not trying to get in touch with her right away cause then she might think she got me
fuck that
noooobody got me!

I'm curious as to why you disagree Trixie



and I know rats and mice arent the same man! lol


I was just saying they were LIKE them but smaller!

Allie

stickboy wrote:

LMFAO!!
I can see me and you like in a club or some shit and some fine ass chick with an agenda trying to play me and in typical NY fashion allie
"BITCH you better get away from my friend! He dont get DOWN like that!"

and me turning around asking.. "Allie? why did that hot girl who was smiling at me the whole nite just get sad and walk away?"

"She was no good for you!"

LOL
no no no. There's a difference between a chick in a club and a chick in Central park flashing herself and then being all like, oh, btw, I NEED A HUSBAND."
That would make me run faster than I could blink...
People up in the club-that is their agenda, a good time for the evening...

Allie

TrixieCat wrote:

I disagree on both counts.

you don't think it's skanky for a chick to flash someone in Central Park?

the whole thing screams of desperation, b/c, as she said, she needs a husband. She's looking for a guy who will be stupid enough to be suckered into marrying her by the fact that she's super hot. That is drama to be avoided at all costs.

Cree Nations

Allie wrote:

you don't think it's skanky for a chick to flash someone in Central Park?

the whole thing screams of desperation, b/c, as she said, she needs a husband. She's looking for a guy who will be stupid enough to be suckered into marrying her by the fact that she's super hot. That is drama to be avoided at all costs.

life is drama. Pretend he does marry her. He knows what it is, she knows what it is, they have great sex and part after a few years both knowing it was going to end anyway. Stick gets a little money and a few memories, she gets her us citizenship. It has the potential to be a win-win situation.

Or alternatively it could be a giant fuckbomb but hey...you only live once.

Allie

Cree Nations wrote:

life is drama. Pretend he does marry her. He knows what it is, she knows what it is, they have great sex and part after a few years both knowing it was going to end anyway. Stick gets a little money and a few memories, she gets her us citizenship. It has the potential to be a win-win situation.

Oh for God's sake, that's absurd.

What if 'oops' he knocks her up, now he's on the hook for being divorced AND having to pay child support? He doesn't have a job right now.

and does nobody see the point about: She flashed him in Central Park! To me, if you're that desperate and skanky to flash strangers, look I know drama when I see it. This is way too much drama. I still say run. The "easy" hook-up is not worth the potential drama, imo.