I'm going out to eat with the family and planning on getting as bladdered as I can and still get away with it.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
well i am sure to enjoy a few over dinner out...but i shall wait for getting bladdered for once we return home. altho not *too* bladdered, b/c there is a fine line of *too* much...and there are other fun and festive activities to enjoy along with the drink.
I want to know what he's on about too :eek: christmas activities are so dull. booze is the only remedy.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
I want to know what he's on about too :eek: christmas activities are so dull. booze is the only remedy.
he is a she.. and i think she's hinting at receiving an early delivery from Santas overflowing sack....
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I haven't gone out, yet. I thought I'd better eat something, to make my vomit more interesting.
eat a bag of carrots... then amaze friends and family by puking fucking millions of carrots and decreeing you 'never eat carrots'
oh what a laugh that would be
actually you should eat Scrabble pieces and then see if it makes a cool word once vomited..
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
eat a bag of carrots... then amaze friends and family by puking fucking millions of carrots and decreeing you 'never eat carrots'
oh what a laugh that would be
actually you should eat Scrabble pieces and then see if it makes a cool word once vomited..
Dont eat carrots and still see millions of carrots come out, i havent eaten carrots since i was about 15 and they come out more than the dodgy bag of chips i usually eat, i cant believe its christmas eve and i can still stand and even type, i got some serious catching up to do on wednsday!! Anybody else completely sober tonight?!..... just me...
"I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
I did it. Went out last night for a family meal and drank a lot of cider... the best thing about it, my family were none the wiser!
OK maybe they were
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
i've been out all day, it's nice to be home now all quiet. had fun tonite, and i even watched the immagine dvd with my parents and sis, my mom wanted to see it
i've been out all day, it's nice to be home now all quiet. had fun tonite, and i even watched the immagine dvd with my parents and sis, my mom wanted to see it
Your mum wanted to see it? Wow I wish my mum was that cool
j/k my mum is awesome.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
yeah! she thought ed twitches a lot lol my sis enjoyed it, and my dad took a nap on the couch after we ate haha it felt good seeing some PJ for sure
Yeah, my family get sooo tired of me being all PJ PJ PJ PJ PJ PJ PEEEEE JAAAAAYY!! My dad likes em but it doesn't extend further than thinking Ten is a perfect album. Needless to say I didn't bother bringing a PJ dvd to my parents' place.. Wish I had done.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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Day 3 of 10 in a row in which I will be joining you. Then detox.
We're staying home with the kiddies...a big Italian Christmas eve dinner.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Esther's here and she's sick?
hi Esther, now we are all going to be sick, thanks
well i am sure to enjoy a few over dinner out...but i shall wait for getting bladdered for once we return home.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
Whaaaaaaaa? :eek:
he is a she.. and i think she's hinting at receiving an early delivery from Santas overflowing sack....
It's sac.
eat a bag of carrots... then amaze friends and family by puking fucking millions of carrots and decreeing you 'never eat carrots'
oh what a laugh that would be
actually you should eat Scrabble pieces and then see if it makes a cool word once vomited..
phuck oph
Dont eat carrots and still see millions of carrots come out, i havent eaten carrots since i was about 15 and they come out more than the dodgy bag of chips i usually eat, i cant believe its christmas eve and i can still stand and even type, i got some serious catching up to do on wednsday!! Anybody else completely sober tonight?!..... just me...
well santa is being a right prick, so pinot noir it is.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
OK maybe they were
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Toledo '04!
Natural Light shirts are awesome.
cheers
i'm christmas eved out haha
i've been out all day, it's nice to be home now all quiet. had fun tonite, and i even watched the immagine dvd with my parents and sis, my mom wanted to see it
Your mum wanted to see it? Wow I wish my mum was that cool
j/k my mum is awesome.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Yeah, my family get sooo tired of me being all PJ PJ PJ PJ PJ PJ PEEEEE JAAAAAYY!! My dad likes em but it doesn't extend further than thinking Ten is a perfect album. Needless to say I didn't bother bringing a PJ dvd to my parents' place.. Wish I had done.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison