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Olympic events that should be banned

PedgePedge Posts: 71
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I will start it off with walking. This event is a disgrace, if you are not fast enough to run a marathon then just because you can walk at a brisk pace you are not an Olympian in my books
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouth
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    I didn't even know they had walking in the olympics....:confused:
    That is lame.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    midget eating.
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  • polarispolaris Posts: 3,527
    two-man luge ... not that there's anything wrong with it ...
  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,176
    for the winter games, I have to vote for Curling

    for the summer games, I agree with walking
  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    Collin wrote:
    midget eating.

    mmmm.... midgets.
  • DiRtYyELLoWoCeAnDiRtYyELLoWoCeAn Medford, Ma Posts: 1,605
    This thread made me laugh hahahahahah :)
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  • PedgePedge Posts: 71
    libragirl wrote:
    I didn't even know they had walking in the olympics....:confused:
    That is lame.
    And whats more disturbing is that someone has gone to the trouble to post footage of walking at the 1948 Olympics..haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RDVFe6b_og
    this is not an event dammit!!!!!!!!
    Why do people with closed minds always open their mouth
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    If walking is an olympic event, shouldn't pretty much everything be an olympic event?

    Fastest person to hit their alarm clock

    toast making

    shoe tying

    shirt buttoning

    in town driving

    grocery shopping

    masturbation



    I mean really...
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  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    eyedclaar wrote:
    shoe tying

    Don't bother, there's already a champion: ME!

    Seriously.
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Pedge wrote:
    And whats more disturbing is that someone has gone to the trouble to post footage of walking at the 1948 Olympics..haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RDVFe6b_og
    this is not an event dammit!!!!!!!!

    jeez...I know there was a reason I don't watch the Olympics
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    eyedclaar wrote:
    If walking is an olympic event, shouldn't pretty much everything be an olympic event?



    masturbation


    quote]

    that would be interesting...
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • PedgePedge Posts: 71
    libragirl wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    If walking is an olympic event, shouldn't pretty much everything be an olympic event?



    masturbation


    quote]

    that would be interesting...
    At least it would be over quicker than the walk
    Why do people with closed minds always open their mouth
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    libragirl wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    If walking is an olympic event, shouldn't pretty much everything be an olympic event?



    masturbation

    that would be interesting...

    interesting indeed. imagine what those 'athletes' would look like.....
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    libragirl wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    If walking is an olympic event, shouldn't pretty much everything be an olympic event?



    masturbation

    interesting indeed. imagine what those 'athletes' would look like.....

    ha...ha...anyone could try out for that event.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    libragirl wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    If walking is an olympic event, shouldn't pretty much everything be an olympic event?



    masturbation

    interesting indeed. imagine what those 'athletes' would look like.....


    They'd have forearms like Popeye!
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Pedge wrote:
    libragirl wrote:
    At least it would be over quicker than the walk

    lol..yeah
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    libragirl wrote:
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    libragirl wrote:

    ha...ha...anyone could try out for that event.

    Son/Daughter: 'Mom, Dad.....I did it! I made the Olympic team!'

    Dad: 'So did I'

    errrrr....
  • PedgePedge Posts: 71
    you wouldn't want to shake hands with the guy who won gold in masterbation when handing out his medal
    Why do people with closed minds always open their mouth
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    Pedge wrote:
    you wouldn't want to shake hands with the guy who won gold in masterbation when handing out his medal

    ha..very sticky!
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    libragirl wrote:
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:

    Son/Daughter: 'Mom, Dad.....I did it! I made the Olympic team!'

    Dad: 'So did I'

    errrrr....


    LOL! that was good...
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    libragirl wrote:
    ha..very sticky!
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    libragirl wrote:


    LOL! that was good...


    I can picture the American winner on my Wheaties box already. Of course they'd be grinning ear to ear. Probably the happiest athletes on the planet.
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    eyedclaar wrote:
    libragirl wrote:
    ha..very sticky!
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:


    I can picture the American winner on my Wheaties box already. Of course they'd be grinning ear to ear. Probably the happiest athletes on the planet.

    I bet...:D
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • prytocorduroyprytocorduroy Posts: 4,355
    I like this thread!
  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    went from Olympic Events that should be banned, to I don't know what we'd call this 'new' one. Wouldn't necessarily want to see it.....
  • PedgePedge Posts: 71
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    went from Olympic Events that should be banned, to I don't know what we'd call this 'new' one. Wouldn't necessarily want to see it.....
    Maybe I should rename this thread Olympic events that should replace walking. Masturbation seems a favourite at this stage
    Why do people with closed minds always open their mouth
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Yeah, sorry for the derailing. How about we ban that one dumb floor exercise where people jump around waving a ribbon tied to a stick. What the fuck is that even about?
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  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Yeah, sorry for the derailing. How about we ban that one dumb floor exercise where people jump around waving a ribbon tied to a stick. What the fuck is that even about?
    it was GREAT in Old School though....
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    StateOfLoveBoatCptn. wrote:
    it was GREAT in Old School though....


    Absolutely. It makes great comedy but an event we're supposed to take seriously?
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  • StateOfLoveBoatCptn.StateOfLoveBoatCptn. Posts: 904
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Absolutely. It makes great comedy but an event we're supposed to take seriously?
    no. NEVER!
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    sorry pedge for derailing....

    But yeah i really dont bother w/the summer olympics...I watch more of the winter games.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • PedgePedge Posts: 71
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Yeah, sorry for the derailing. How about we ban that one dumb floor exercise where people jump around waving a ribbon tied to a stick. What the fuck is that even about?
    Good call, that event is total rubbish
    And I thought of another one..Dressage!!
    Getting a fucking horse to be obedient! I'm sorry but I can get my dog to sit on command and yes it is difficult, I however am not an Olympic athlete for being able to do so and neither should some jockey dressed in a suit!!
    Why do people with closed minds always open their mouth
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