http://youvebeenleftbehind.com/

haffajappa

eyedclaar wrote:

Damn straight! I can't wait for those humorless and self-righteous, know nothing know it alls to get off my planet. I look forward to being left behind.

no kidding!
our planet can finally heal...

Cocaine_Nosejob

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Phantom Pain

Is this like that "No Child Left Behind" thing ??

RolandTD20Kdrummer

I could almost feel my brain cells spasming...

I had to look away...

Cocaine_Nosejob

Phantom Pain wrote:

Is this like that "No Child Left Behind" thing ??

HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! Would it be awkward if I told you I love you?

RolandTD20Kdrummer

Oh, ok this explains the process. I feel much better about subscribing now.

"We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.

We give you another 100mb. of unencrypted storage that can be sent to up to 50 email addresses, in Box #2. You can edit the documents and the addresses any time. Box #2 is for more generic documents to lost family & friends.

The cost is $40 for the first year. Re-subscription will be reduced as the number of subscribers increases. Tell your friends about You've Been left behind."


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Phantom Pain

Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:

HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! Would it be awkward if I told you I love you?

Not at all

This would be awkward....

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Awkward-Moments-Episode-1-430380.html

Cosmo

I have a feeling that a lot of those people who are SURE they are going to be taken by the Rapture are in for a big surprize then they are Left Behind with the rest of us and the only ones that are gone are the Amish and the Jews.

AmentsChick

Cosmo wrote:

I have a feeling that a lot of those people who are SURE they are going to be taken by the Rapture are in for a big surprize then they are Left Behind with the rest of us and the only ones that are gone are the Amish and the Jews.

Oh come on...what about the momons?? They're certainly going to make it to the Celestial Kingdom, right? :rolleyes:

Cocaine_Nosejob

AmentsChick wrote:

Oh come on...what about the momons?? They're certainly going to make it to the Celestial Kingdom, right? :rolleyes:

Haha...I was just going to mention something about them.

AmentsChick

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

Oh, ok this explains the process. I feel much better about subscribing now.

"We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.

We give you another 100mb. of unencrypted storage that can be sent to up to 50 email addresses, in Box #2. You can edit the documents and the addresses any time. Box #2 is for more generic documents to lost family & friends.

The cost is $40 for the first year. Re-subscription will be reduced as the number of subscribers increases. Tell your friends about You've Been left behind."


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Oh golly...this makes so much more sense then. :rolleyes: I seriously cannot even believe this is for real! I mean, I was raised Catholic and was taught about the 'rapture'...and that's fine if that's what you believe...but a mailing service for The Others (note the Lost reference)...COME ON!!!!!!!

iamsampj

AmentsChick wrote:

Oh come on...what about the momons?? They're certainly going to make it to the Celestial Kingdom, right? :rolleyes:

of course they are...happy little families inhabiting their own planets

South of Seattle

Cocaine_Nosejob wrote:

This reminds me of an awesome story!
Back in high school I had to take a world religion class (I got kicked out of normal school and only a catholic school would let me in, lol...long story)...
Some super christian guys were talking about this movie they watched called Left Behind and rapture this, rapture that blah be fucking blah.
I was in a reaaallly bad mood that day and said something along the lines of "Oh no, a world without Christians, whatever would we do..."
Then the teacher and I started talking about how many awesome people must be going to Hell, and if there really is a Hell we should meet up and have a party.
Needless to say the Jesus boys complained to the principal, I got suspended and the teacher got fired.
Good times.

That reminds me of the South Park where the only people in Heaven are the Mormons.

Everyone else is in hell playing beach volleyball.

Cosmo

I have a friend... she's Jewish... who started corresponding the a 'Ex-Gay Ministries' preacher online... and turns out, they have become pretty good friends. The big difference is what happens in this life and the next life (if there is a next life)... so, she wrote this song:

What if I'm wrong And what if you're right?
And what if there is an intelligent design?
When the day comes and judgment begins
Will I be left behind?

But what if I'm right And you're not correct
And there's no hellfire when we're dead?
Regretting all the boys you coulda kissed.
All for nothing; it wasn't a sin.

You were busy gettin' ready for the rapture,
For the rapture,
For the rapture,
You were busy gettin' ready for the rapture, warning us all.

What if I've been A really nice gal,
Followed the Golden Rule, but now
Because I don't believe in your best pal...
You say I'll burn forever?

But let's say he's real, But not like you sell.
He's more like the nice hippie in Godspell.
Well, I'd think that he was swell.
Would that bum you out?

You were busy gettin' ready for the rapture,
For the rapture,
For the rapture,
You were busy gettin' ready for the rapture, warning us all.

I'll give to you
There is a God
All-powerful, he sees it all.
But do you think
That he's that small
To care about your candidate,
Your football team or who you mate?
No, God is great!

What if you're wrong But then so am I?
And what really happens when we die?
And what if L. Ron Hubbard, he was right?
Well, that would bum me out.

As you were busy gettin' ready for the rapture,
For the rapture,
For the rapture,
You were busy gettin' ready for the rapture, warning us all.

You were busy gettin' ready for the rapture,
For the rapture,
For the rapture,
You were busy gettin' ready for the rapture, warning us all.

small town beck

Phantom Pain wrote:

Is this like that "No Child Left Behind" thing ??

hahahaha

Classic, PP. Classic.

sponger

Nutjob Website wrote:

Those sending the emails are most likely the only love the recipients have ever truly known. They will have to grieve that no matter how great or small. A loving appeal at the right time MIGHT find an open heart.

Right...Christian love is the only love that I have ever truly known...lmao.

decides2dream

RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:

Oh, ok this explains the process. I feel much better about subscribing now.

"We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.

We give you another 100mb. of unencrypted storage that can be sent to up to 50 email addresses, in Box #2. You can edit the documents and the addresses any time. Box #2 is for more generic documents to lost family & friends.

The cost is $40 for the first year. Re-subscription will be reduced as the number of subscribers increases. Tell your friends about You've Been left behind."


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ahhhhh....an internet scam based on religion!
who ever said the internet is evil?





oooooooo...mmmmmmmmmm....gggggggggggggggggg.......this kinda stuff, to me, makes many religious look CRA-ZEEEE...so if one is on the fence...this would have them running in the other direction!