http://youvebeenleftbehind.com/

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edited November 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
http://youvebeenleftbehind.com/

At last, there is a way to email your loved ones (the non-believing loved ones, that is!) after the Rapture happens!

Not sure who's gonna hit the "send" key for you, but, I'm sure they'll work all that out. They'd better get crackin', though. I heard that Obama guy might be the Anti-Christ.
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    http://youvebeenleftbehind.com/

    At last, there is a way to email your loved ones (the non-believing loved ones, that is!) after the Rapture happens!

    Not sure who's gonna hit the "send" key for you, but, I'm sure they'll work all that out. They'd better get crackin', though. I heard that Obama guy might be the Anti-Christ.

    OH.MY.GOD.

    That is insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!


    This is my favorite part:

    We all have family and friends who have failed to receive the Good News of the Gospel.
    The unsaved will be 'left behind' on earth to go through the "tribulation period" after the "Rapture". You remember how, for a short time, after (9/11/01) people were open to spiritual things and answers. (We are still singing "God Bless America" at baseballs' seventh inning stretch.) Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it. There will be a small window of time where they might be reached for the Kingdom of God. We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You can also send information based on scripture as to what will happen next. Each fulfilled prophecy will cause your letter and plea to be remembered and a decision to be made.

    "WHY" is one last chance to bring them to Christ and snatch them from the flames!
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  • OH.MY.GOD.

    That is insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!


    This is my favorite part:

    We all have family and friends who have failed to receive the Good News of the Gospel.
    The unsaved will be 'left behind' on earth to go through the "tribulation period" after the "Rapture". You remember how, for a short time, after (9/11/01) people were open to spiritual things and answers. (We are still singing "God Bless America" at baseballs' seventh inning stretch.) Imagine how taken back they will be by the millions of missing Christians and devastation at the rapture. They will know it was true and that they have blown it. There will be a small window of time where they might be reached for the Kingdom of God. We have made it possible for you to send them a letter of love and a plea to receive Christ one last time. You can also send information based on scripture as to what will happen next. Each fulfilled prophecy will cause your letter and plea to be remembered and a decision to be made.

    "WHY" is one last chance to bring them to Christ and snatch them from the flames!


    HAHA, I'm glad they cleared up the "why" and I love the 9/11 reference. :rolleyes:

    My favorite part is that it says your message will be sent 6 days after the Rapture. Uh...is someone gonna stick around to orchestrate this, or will the computer just "know"? LOL :D
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    that's just weird and creepy
  • cutback wrote:
    that's just weird and creepy

    pfft. You think that's weird and creepy, wait until the horsemen show up.

    (I'm not up on all this stuff. There are supposed to be horsemen, right?) lol :D
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    OH.MY.GOD.

    That is insanity!!!!!!!!!!!!


    ...

    its pathetic is what it is.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    pfft. You think that's weird and creepy, wait until the horsemen show up.

    (I'm not up on all this stuff. There are supposed to be horsemen, right?) lol :D

    :p

    these people are on acid...
    Q:With all of the devastation after the Rapture how do you think the emails will be delivered?

    A: I do believe that the Internet will be up and running. There may be some localized temporary outages. Today the entire global economic and commerce system is completely dependant on the Internet to function. They will keep it working. There is also huge redundancy and overlap in the system. A message keep trying pathways and services until it is delivered. Most of the net is buried underground. Eventually God will take it down, as he destroys the World system that has been built up by a people trying to do it all without him. That won't be until the second half of the tribulation though.
  • cutback wrote:
    :p

    these people are on acid...

    LMAO, @ "crazy people"

    And thanks for finding the answer to my question. I totally feel it's worth the investment now. ;)

    Wow.
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    is there a facebook event booked?
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    Q:With all of the devastation after the Rapture how do you think the emails will be delivered?

    A: ...Eventually God will take it down, as he destroys the World system that has been built up by a people trying to do it all without him. That won't be until the second half of the tribulation though.

    Apparently God makes halftime adjustments. Now we know why football coaches think they're gods.
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • PJ_SalukiPJ_Saluki Posts: 1,006
    is there a facebook event booked?

    :D
    "Almost all those politicians took money from Enron, and there they are holding hearings. That's like O.J. Simpson getting in the Rae Carruth jury pool." -- Charles Barkley
  • This is just fantastic

    I know when I'm left behind the first thing I'm going to do is check my email. First thing on the 6th day. Whatever.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • dawngdawng Posts: 644
    Q:With all of the devastation after the Rapture how do you think the emails will be delivered?

    A: I do believe that the Internet will be up and running. There may be some localized temporary outages. Today the entire global economic and commerce system is completely dependant on the Internet to function. They will keep it working. There is also huge redundancy and overlap in the system. A message keep trying pathways and services until it is delivered. Most of the net is buried underground. Eventually God will take it down, as he destroys the World system that has been built up by a people trying to do it all without him. That won't be until the second half of the tribulation though.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    This is just fantastic

    Damn straight! I can't wait for those humorless and self-righteous, know nothing know it alls to get off my planet. I look forward to being left behind.
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  • eyedclaar wrote:
    Damn straight! I can't wait for those humorless and self-righteous, know nothing know it alls to get off my planet. I look forward to being left behind.

    A bunch of wars will finally stop! ;)
  • is there a facebook event booked?


    Well to me it isn't official until I get a facebook invite.
  • Q: Why do you think that anyone will be come believers because of your emails? Doesn't the Bible say, "He (God) will send them a Great Delusion because of their love of evil so that they cannot believe?

    A: One reason is love. Those sending the emails are most likely the only love the recipients have ever truly known. They will have to grieve that no matter how great or small. A loving appeal at the right time MIGHT find an open heart.


    I love this. I always knew all my non-Christian friends and family members, and myself for that matter, weren't capable of love.
    Assholes, trying to lead me astray.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • eyedclaar wrote:
    Damn straight! I can't wait for those humorless and self-righteous, know nothing know it alls to get off my planet. I look forward to being left behind.

    This reminds me of an awesome story!
    Back in high school I had to take a world religion class (I got kicked out of normal school and only a catholic school would let me in, lol...long story)...
    Some super christian guys were talking about this movie they watched called Left Behind and rapture this, rapture that blah be fucking blah.
    I was in a reaaallly bad mood that day and said something along the lines of "Oh no, a world without Christians, whatever would we do..."
    Then the teacher and I started talking about how many awesome people must be going to Hell, and if there really is a Hell we should meet up and have a party.
    Needless to say the Jesus boys complained to the principal, I got suspended and the teacher got fired.
    Good times.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • dawngdawng Posts: 644
    A bunch of wars will finally stop! ;)

    SO TRUE!!!
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  • For a small one time fee of $50 I'm more than willing to send an email to your loved ones saying that Jesus still loves them even though I kicked them in the nuts.
    Prices will decrease with every new subscriber.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    Well to me it isn't official until I get a facebook invite.
    my thoughts exactly
    first i shall seek out the problem,
    and if there is no answer,
    i shall make one myself
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Damn straight! I can't wait for those humorless and self-righteous, know nothing know it alls to get off my planet. I look forward to being left behind.
    no kidding!
    our planet can finally heal...
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • Is this like that "No Child Left Behind" thing ??

    ;)
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  • I could almost feel my brain cells spasming...

    I had to look away...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Is this like that "No Child Left Behind" thing ??

    ;)

    HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! Would it be awkward if I told you I love you?
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

  • Oh, ok this explains the process. I feel much better about subscribing now.

    "We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

    We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.

    We give you another 100mb. of unencrypted storage that can be sent to up to 50 email addresses, in Box #2. You can edit the documents and the addresses any time. Box #2 is for more generic documents to lost family & friends.

    The cost is $40 for the first year. Re-subscription will be reduced as the number of subscribers increases. Tell your friends about You've Been left behind."


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    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! Would it be awkward if I told you I love you?

    Not at all

    This would be awkward....

    http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/1/Awkward-Moments-Episode-1-430380.html
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    I have a feeling that a lot of those people who are SURE they are going to be taken by the Rapture are in for a big surprize then they are Left Behind with the rest of us and the only ones that are gone are the Amish and the Jews.
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Cosmo wrote:
    I have a feeling that a lot of those people who are SURE they are going to be taken by the Rapture are in for a big surprize then they are Left Behind with the rest of us and the only ones that are gone are the Amish and the Jews.
    Oh come on...what about the momons?? They're certainly going to make it to the Celestial Kingdom, right? :rolleyes:
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  • Oh come on...what about the momons?? They're certainly going to make it to the Celestial Kingdom, right? :rolleyes:

    Haha...I was just going to mention something about them.
    "The customer...is always...an ASSHOLE"

    "The world fascinates me."

    "Doesn't mean that much to me, to mean that much to you"

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