not often you hear a woman say that... unless of course she's talking about her next pile of ironing
Does anyone still iron these days?
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
which sounds like Apple's new interactive handheld child.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i once told a kid i knew in college to go up to a lady and say "this dick isn't gonna suck itself". that might have been one of the funniest moments of my life. i would pay for a camera to have taken a pic of her face
Man, that's funny. I used to do that when I was 18/19. Now, if I look fat in my pics, so be it. That's who I am.
drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
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Does anyone still iron these days?
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
yes Champ... i believe they are called 'women'
i kid !!!
which sounds like Apple's new interactive handheld child.
oooh good one!
women are thankful for small things.. luckily i don't have to settle for small things.
That's hilarious!!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
i once told a kid i knew in college to go up to a lady and say "this dick isn't gonna suck itself". that might have been one of the funniest moments of my life. i would pay for a camera to have taken a pic of her face
kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.
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