Misleading MySpace Chick Pics..
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'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
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Once I get out of this town
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That's some scary shit..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
only if you're trying to bang teenagers on myspace.
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
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It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
well if there is grass on the pitch you can play
Thank You!!!!!!!!!
if there's no grass on the field, turn it over and play in the mud.
hahaha that is correct!!!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
routine was the theme..
there aint gonna be any middle any more
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Holy crap that's wrong! You from Mississippi?
ohio. close enough.
Whatever happened to meeting someone in person?
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put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
i liked this bit:-
"...MySpace has been responsible for more misleading photos than a Kentucky Fried Chicken menu board. This has allowed desperate, fat people all over Britain to meet and have awkward sex in the dark...."
did you know that i was just talking about the first article a couple of days ago? still makes me laugh. i wish it was only myspace though. it should just be titled "everyone on the internet is a liar"
well at least thanks to myspace they ARE getting laid.. gotta be thankful for the small things
Lol..
For the last few years one compound noun has defined the lives of web-surfing socialites everywhere: MySpace
It's like crystal meth for middle class kids. A billion dollar, trans-Atlantic phenomenon; it’s become the means of social expression for a generation.
Consider the scope MySpace has given to the average computer nerd’s socialising, or as MySpace would have it, “networking, dating, serious relationships, friends”. What’s so fascinating is the unique opportunity it suddenly gave the masses for self-promotion by presenting us with a template upon which to project our very own social CV.
Across the globe, fat people shed their bulk by tinkering with the medium of headshots, music geeks compete by listing their “fave bands” and spotty film buffs search tirelessly for impressive new flicks no one had ever heard of to decorate their “movies” section.
Nowadays most people have shagged someone they’ve met on MySpace. It’s become a new form of social etiquette. So often now, phone numbers are not even exchanged, it’s all about “What‘s your URL?" For this reason, certain rules have emerged. Certain guidelines to which you must apply in order to appear hip on “The Space.”
Observe…
Photos:
MySpace has been responsible for more misleading photos than a Kentucky Fried Chicken menu board. This has allowed desperate, fat people all over Britain to meet and have awkward sex in the dark.
Photos on MySpace must always appear as though the subject was entirely unaware they were being captured on film, even when the camera is held at arm’s length and the subject is clearly taking it themselves. So, always look in the other direction. And if you’re ginger, use black and white.
Personal Tastes:
It is an absolute crime for any scenester to omit The Fall or Joy Division from the Music section of their MySpace site. Even if you’re only knowledge of The Fall is that John Peel quite liked them and the only Joy Division song you really listen to on your best of double CD is Love Will Tear Us Apart. Oh, and avoid Toploader.
In terms of film, eighties trash (Lost Boys/Heathers/Weird Science) are an absolute must, but should always be subtly juxtaposed alongside obscure foreign cinema from the seventies (think Belle Du Jour). Kevin Smith is forbidden.
Books must be Beat (Donleavy, Kerouac, Burrows) and Personal Heroes must always be tongue in cheek. Noel Edmonds, Michael Barrymore and Terry Nutkins always go down well here for guaranteed hilarity.
Comments:
Comments are public. It is therefore of the utmost importance that they create the illusion of popularity and rock ‘n roll excess. Note : no capitals and irritating overuse of punctuation:
“what you doing friday??? come to camden, my band’s playing at proud then might be going to this after party at some warehouse in hackney somewhere. got so hammered last night!!! laters…”
Basic Information:
In an attractively self-deprecating quip on how little money you earn, state your salary as £250,000 a year. If you’re single, put “swinger” or “divorced,” to avoid looking desperate. Everything in this section must be strictly tongue in cheek. You don’t want to look like you’re trying to sell yourself.
So them’s the rules for MySpacing. Abide by them and you’re sure to have loads of “friends.” All that’s left now is to check out “Deathspace." It’s people that were on MySpace but are now dead. Hilarious.
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
...and probably insane..
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
not often you hear a woman say that... unless of course she's talking about her next pile of ironing