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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    failedpersephone wrote:
    I use it a lot! and when I say a lot I mean a whole fuckload lot! I also use, "Douche-y" "Douchbag" "douchelips" doucheinator" (that is only for the current governor) "douche-stepping" "douchebaggage" "doucheface" and "make you piss douche water" (that one is a threat)

    :D

    and the rhetorical question that i use a lot is "well isn't he a fuckton of douche-ability???" when I am really just seeing if I am the only one that feels hei s the crown prince of Doucheland. ;)
    It gets used a lot here, too, but seems to come and go.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Rygar wrote:
    Does that involve a beer bottle?
    Ooh...good idea...I have a need to hit someone over the head with a beer bottle in the near future...

    Google it. :p
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Ooh...good idea...I have a need to hit someone over the head with a beer bottle in the near future...

    Google it. :p
    Beer bottle in the head is the image I got...
    Googling...ah, I was on the right track at least :)
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Rygar wrote:
    Does that involve a beer bottle?

    It's a headbutt
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • genie
    genie Posts: 2,222
    I've only heard this term on here, i've never heard of it anywhere else.

    I was called a douchebag on here once, i wasn't offended though it actually made me laugh :)
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I prefer asshole myself

    I am a douche using member though
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • inmyrvm
    inmyrvm Posts: 1,039
    i use it quite often. in fact, i coined the word "doucetry" i think you can figure out what it means if you know anything about english
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Rygar wrote:
    Does that involve a beer bottle?

    why dont you try one and find out? :):)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,224
    cutback wrote:
    i think it sums up a person perfectly...:)
    I use it both on message boards and in regular conversation for just this exact reason.
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    dunkman wrote:
    why dont you try one and find out? :):)
    Geez, you people are way behind with the responses.
  • Trailer
    Trailer Posts: 1,431
    markymark550 wrote:
    I use it both on message boards and in regular conversation for just this exact reason.

    yep
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    yeah...people do use that a lot here.
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  • Lesbelges
    Lesbelges Posts: 434
    Yeah I use it and lots of people here use it. I'm in the midwest.

    If you are not sure what a douchebag is, please go to the following website:


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  • gregkitefan
    gregkitefan Posts: 1,122
    gregkitefan wrote:
    Lord and Lady Douchebag.....................

    No one remembers this skit from Saturday Night Live back in the 70's with Bill Murray, Buck Henry and Garret Morris?

    Great stuff.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Rygar wrote:
    Geez, you people are way behind with the responses.

    sorry i was glasgow kissing someone...

    contrary to popular belief i dont sit with Mookie9999 in a darkened cellar awaiting instantaneous replies to our posts so we can reply with much gusto and forthrightness ... its actually quite a light cellar... and someone has painted flora and fauna onto the walls... oh and a cuddly marmoset is in the corner... or is that b0stonlou ;):)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    sorry i was glasgow kissing someone...

    contrary to popular belief i dont sit with Mookie9999 in a darkened cellar awaiting instantaneous replies to our posts so we can reply with much gusto and forthrightness ... its actually quite a light cellar... and someone has painted flora and fauna onto the walls... oh and a cuddly marmoset is in the corner... or is that b0stonlou ;):)
    *fwap* NO Dunkie! NO!! do NOT tell about the cellar...that is a BAD dunkie...now for punishment you and Mookie are going to have to reply to all posts mentioning you, Scotland, and Furbies.

    *fwap* don't backtalk me boy. :mad:

    :rolleyes:
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  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    pjtaper wrote:
    One of my least favorite terms thrown around on the message pit on a very regular basis... it actually seems to show up a lot on every message board I have ever read. I have only been to New Jersey one time, and in Jersey is the only place I have ever actually heard people use that term on a regular basis, speaking it out in a negative way toward someone else.
    For all you people on here who throw that term around often to insult others, do you also use it in your daily conversations in real life, like chatting to your friends, boss, etc? Also, do you actually hear other people say it? If so, are you located outside of Jersey?
    I've also heard Douchebaggery, also in Jersey... that one is kinda funny!

    haha my exboyfriend loves the word. it's literally his favorite word. uses it alll the time.
  • HatredThrownDown
    HatredThrownDown Posts: 292
    use it all the time!
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  • rockpants
    rockpants BC Posts: 838
    Pretty common in BC.
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i heard 'douchenozzle' to describe dane cook once...which i thought was absolutely perfect.

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