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  • nuffingman
    nuffingman Posts: 3,014
    Dissidentman wrote:
    "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

    -Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator

    "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

    -New Zealand Rugby Commentator
    :lol::lol::lol:
    And of course our legendary idiot... David Coleman

    "Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago"

    “And Juantorena opens his legs and shows his class.”
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker...

    ~ Ozzy Osbourne

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    ~~~~~~~~~~

    "Better to have the best Fake Jerry out there"

    --kenny olav
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.

    ~Bette Davis

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.

    ~Pauline Thomason

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
    ~ Mark Twain
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

    ~Jim Morrison

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    "always leave shitty paperwork everywhere you go"

    --Chadwick
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,306
    This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it.
    Abraham Lincoln
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    "Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?"
    Source Unknown

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    If you would be a real seeker of after truth, it is necessary tat at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.

    Rene Descartes
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    "We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing."

    ~Oliver Wendell Holmes

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.

    --Minna Thomas Antrim
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    "Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!"

    ~Source Unknown

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • Jo
    Jo Posts: 2,098
    If I was told I WILL die tomorrow.........
    I hope I am happy with what I did with my lifetime.
    That's why I'm saving all my spare change to get to at least 1 of PJ's 20th Anniversary preformances in TwentyEleven. :P
    And when I'm rich hit me up for a loan..........

    " Quote": One day............
  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.

    ~~Henry David Thoreau
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Half Full wrote:
    "always leave shitty paperwork everywhere you go"

    --Chadwick


    :lol::lol:


    "The only safety is in the middle of total misunderstanding and deception." - Henry Rollins
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    "A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one."

    ~Mae West

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    "I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me."

    Monica Lewinsky on Larry King
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    "I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw."

    ~Tallulah Bankhead

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad

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