quotables

Dissidentman

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-Albert Einstein

PearlOfAGirl

In order to be
irreplaceable
one must always be
different

~ Coco Chanel

Dissidentman

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

-George Carlin

PearlOfAGirl

a wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.

~ Marilyn Monroe

Dissidentman

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-Red Buttons

PearlOfAGirl

When you
come to a fork
in the road...
Take it.

~Yogi Berra :shifty:

Green Circle

Sometimes one creates a dynamic impression by saying something, and sometimes one creates as significant an impression by remaining silent.
~Dalai Lama

Dissidentman

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
-Oscar Levant

illegal pants

im so terrified of no one else but me
I'm here all the time

i won't go away

-RT

PearlOfAGirl

Honesty is the first
chapter in the book
of wisdom.

~ Thomas Jefferson

Dissidentman

“If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything.”

PearlOfAGirl

Barack Obama says that both men and women should have to register for the draft.
The first woman he wants signed up? Sarah Palin.

~Jay Leno

PearlOfAGirl

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"

~ George Carlin

Dissidentman

Sweet Lincoln's mullet.
-Ron Burgundy

PearlOfAGirl

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Green Circle

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler

PearlOfAGirl

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

~Jerry Garcia

Green Circle

Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.
~Billy Elmer

PearlOfAGirl

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

~Homer Simpson

Green Circle

Pain is weakness leaving the body
~Daniel R Evans