quotables

Dissidentman

A .44 magnum beats four aces.

Ayedavanita

Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings....
We simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick...

We’re flexible like that .....

illegal pants

you belong among the wild flowers
you belong on a boat out at sea
far away from your troubles and worry
you belong somewhere you feel free

TP

PearlOfAGirl

"A dream you dream alone is only a dream.
A dream you dream together is reality."

~John Lennon

PearlOfAGirl

"A person who never
made a mistake never
tried anything new."

~ Albert Einstein

pickupyourwill

and I feel like the older we get, the better we are at trusting our instincts.
~~author unknown

pickupyourwill

Ayedavanita wrote:

Women are Angels and when someone breaks our wings....
We simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick...

We’re flexible like that .....

angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. (I forget the author's name)

he swept me off my feet... and then handed me the broom (and said clean woman )

PearlOfAGirl

"True friends stab
you in the front."

~ Oscar Wilde

PearlOfAGirl

"Love is a fruit
in season at
all times
and within reach
of every hand."

~ Mother Teresa

PearlOfAGirl

Don't compare yourself
with anyone in this world.
If you do so, you are
insulting yourself.

Dissidentman

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-Albert Einstein

PearlOfAGirl

In order to be
irreplaceable
one must always be
different

~ Coco Chanel

Dissidentman

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

-George Carlin

PearlOfAGirl

a wise girl kisses but doesn't love,
listens but doesn't believe,
and leaves before she is left.

~ Marilyn Monroe

Dissidentman

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-Red Buttons

PearlOfAGirl

When you
come to a fork
in the road...
Take it.

~Yogi Berra :shifty:

Green Circle

Sometimes one creates a dynamic impression by saying something, and sometimes one creates as significant an impression by remaining silent.
~Dalai Lama

Dissidentman

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
-Oscar Levant

illegal pants

im so terrified of no one else but me
I'm here all the time

i won't go away

-RT

PearlOfAGirl

Honesty is the first
chapter in the book
of wisdom.

~ Thomas Jefferson

Dissidentman

“If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything.”

PearlOfAGirl

Barack Obama says that both men and women should have to register for the draft.
The first woman he wants signed up? Sarah Palin.

~Jay Leno

PearlOfAGirl

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"

~ George Carlin

Dissidentman

Sweet Lincoln's mullet.
-Ron Burgundy

PearlOfAGirl

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Green Circle

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler

PearlOfAGirl

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

~Jerry Garcia

Green Circle

Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.
~Billy Elmer

PearlOfAGirl

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

~Homer Simpson

Green Circle

Pain is weakness leaving the body
~Daniel R Evans