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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    on a pogo stick? That'll hurt the boobs, yo.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    on a pogo stick? That'll hurt the boobs, yo.

    How do you think my balls feel during my commute...HEY.....oh :o
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    How do you think my balls feel during my commute...HEY.....oh :o

    Numb? Like when you bang a chick for hours and hours and hours kinda numb? Yeah?
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    Numb? Like when you bang a chick for hours and hours and hours kinda numb? Yeah?

    Yeah except during the first hour of that...you get some good sensations...this time the sensations are never good.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Yeah except during the first hour of that...you get some good sensations...this time the sensations are never good.

    Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazy
    Nice to know you.
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    HOOKER wrote:
    Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazy
    hahaha
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazy

    Wow, I could only imagine. It's like...take my balls, make them 10 times bigger and strap them wide open on my just to just get demolished...yeah that'd totally suck.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Why me start? Someone that doesn't have a filter that's on my myspace page is going to have to get on there, steal them and upload them here for me...I have one link up in a thread somewhere...a picture someone took of me as I was waking up.

    im on it......
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazy

    did you just use BRO????!!!! :eek:
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    SENROCK! wrote:
    im on it......


    SEND ITTTTTTTT.
    Nice to know you.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HOOKER wrote:
    Sorry bro. Its kinda like if I ride a horse. The knockers go NUTS bouncing up and down. THAT my friend HURTS like crazy

    You need my wife to teach you how to ride that horse correctly. Of course, she likes bouncing boobs, so she probably wouldn't help you out on purpose...
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    SENROCK! wrote:
    did you just use BRO????!!!! :eek:

    I did. Doesnt make me sound classy? Hey post that pic of evilmerlin
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    SEND ITTTTTTTT.
    no. EvilMerlin is my dawg and YOU are "unavailable" so i reeeeeFUUUSE to put him thru such turmoil. :D Besides, you only talk a good game!!!! hahahaha (jk)
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    I did. Doesnt make me sound classy? Hey post that pic of evilmerlin

    NO and UH UH!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    WARNING:: I am gonna report this thread.

    me getting it on!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    eyedclaar wrote:
    You need my wife to teach you how to ride that horse correctly. Of course, she likes bouncing boobs, so she probably wouldn't help you out on purpose...

    Ride the "horse" huh?
    Excellent.
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Lizard wrote:
    WARNING:: I am gonna report this thread.

    me getting it on!!!

    AAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    that was freakin CRRRRAZINESS!!!!! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    SENROCK! wrote:
    no. EvilMerlin is my dawg and YOU are "unavailable" so i reeeeeFUUUSE to put him thru such turmoil. :D Besides, you only talk a good game!!!! hahahaha (jk)


    haha i dont have to be available to see a pic man Besides... doesnt look like Im unavaliable.... blah thats another story. COME ON
    Nice to know you.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Lizard wrote:
    WARNING:: I am gonna report this thread.

    me getting it on!!!

    ok for work?
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. We're all so lucky to know Sen. That's true love right there homie. Straight up got my back without even asking me.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    HOOKER wrote:
    ok for work?

    yes unless you work with stuck up reptiles
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    tee hee.. the picture is cute.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    tee hee.. the picture is cute.

    I think I posted it in this thread.

    Either that one or the drunken girl I met thread I made.

    Because I remember I didn't post it in the show a picture of yourself thread.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I think I posted it in this thread.

    Either that one or the drunken girl I met thread I made.

    Because I remember I didn't post it in the show a picture of yourself thread.


    I dont wanna go through millions of pages. Meh. Forget it. :(
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    I dont wanna go through millions of pages. Meh. Forget it. :(

    The thread I gave you only has three pages. That's why I listed that one...I figured it'd be quick to look through. The other one is longer I think.
  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I think I posted it in this thread.

    Either that one or the drunken girl I met thread I made.

    Because I remember I didn't post it in the show a picture of yourself thread.
    haha, did that date thread ever work out for you?
    deep, deep blue of the morning
    gets to me every time
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    You know.. I went to that Strawberry Festival. It rocked.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Lukin66 wrote:
    haha, did that date thread ever work out for you?

    Yeah, I've got a few dates scheduled for the east coast. :p I just gotta find some time to drive out there and pick them up now.

    Oh and PearlJamJen was interested in going to the strawberry festival, so I picked her up a strawberry and saved it for her. :p
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Big Big Strawberries. Really Good. They Had A Good Band Playing
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. We're all so lucky to know Sen. That's true love right there homie. Straight up got my back without even asking me.
    do u WANT me to ask you?!?! I know HOOKER so I was REALLY looking out for you but.......you know its all good!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
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