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  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    A soft shade of purple? Red? Pink WHAT????????????????????

    Actually it tends to have a nice natural tan...if you let it out in fresh air for too long though it gets a bit of a two tone shade. plus trying to keep the underside the same shade is reeeeaaaallllly hard to do.

    No Purple People Eater for me...More of a Trusted Tan.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    PJPixie wrote:
    good morning everyone. Glad to see you all here........did we all have a good night sleep?

    I didnt. The whole night I was thinking of going to DISNEYLAND, Im thinking of doing so this weekend. Anyone wanna come? Yeah Yeah?
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    PJPixie wrote:
    good morning everyone. Glad to see you all here........did we all have a good night sleep?

    NO! :mad:

    I hope your household did though. Good Morning. :)
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Actually it tends to have a nice natural tan...if you let it out in fresh air for too long though it gets a bit of a two tone shade. plus trying to keep the underside the same shade is reeeeaaaallllly hard to do.

    No Purple People Eater for me...More of a Trusted Tan.

    Trusted tan... wow. Amazing.
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    I didnt. The whole night I was thinking of going to DISNEYLAND, Im thinking of doing so this weekend. Anyone wanna come? Yeah Yeah?

    Dude I'd totally go but my pass expired and eff paying a one day ticket. :(
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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  • Who is she? :confused:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Dude I'd totally go but my pass expired and eff paying a one day ticket. :(

    Yeah man, Its like almost 70 bucks. bah. Id want to go in the evening...
    hey SEN.. what do you say? Wanna go?
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Well, I'll go to Universal...anyone going there? The Simpsons Ride is awesome!
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    This thread is getting outta control.......



    ...........boobies never change colors ;)
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Well, I'll go to Universal...anyone going there? The Simpsons Ride is awesome!


    Dude, i checked the price for the ticket to universal. 54 BUCKS. id go.
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    Yeah man, Its like almost 70 bucks. bah. Id want to go in the evening...
    hey SEN.. what do you say? Wanna go?

    i LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE disneyland!!!!! you KNOW THIS!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    PJPixie wrote:
    This thread is getting outta control.......



    ...........boobies never change colors ;)
    well.....if you tan like I DO.......then YES THEY DO!!!! :D You cant have headlights ya know?
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    PJPixie wrote:
    This thread is getting outta control.......



    ...........boobies never change colors ;)

    Yes they do. If you slap them around alot.. they turn red
    Nice to know you.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    I don't know whether to be disturbed or impressed by your honesty... :o


    Well, my co-workers seem impressed AND disturbed by the whole thing.
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  • westsidepiewestsidepie Posts: 627
    HOOKER wrote:
    thIS IS true. Do you guys touch it for NON sexual purposes? I mean, just to play with it and stuff?

    Contrary to popular myth, a penis can be a constant source of irritation as well as pleasure. First, it constantly gets in the way. When I studied Aikido, men had to learn to be thrown a certain way. Before I learned the proper technique, I landed after a throw and CRUSHED everything. When I was in junior high school, it was a constant source of embarrassment, since the damn thing wouldn't stay down for more than two minutes at a time. I can't tell you how many times I had to walk down the hall with my books providing cover. A penis demands attention. Rather than being a guy's brain, I think it is a second brain that is always in competition with the primary brain. Still it is pretty neat. However, given the choice of holding my penis or a pair boobs, I'll go with the latter. :D
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    SENROCK! wrote:
    i LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE disneyland!!!!! you KNOW THIS!!!


    Lets go.
    Nice to know you.
  • eyedclaar wrote:
    Well, my co-workers seem impressed AND disturbed by the whole thing.

    I agree with your co-workers... and my sympathy goes out to them

    ;)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    HOOKER wrote:
    Dude, i checked the price for the ticket to universal. 54 BUCKS. id go.

    If you go to Costco you can get a year pass for like $60 too. That's what I did.

    Ahh I miss the days though of going to Disneyland trying to pick up girls back in Jr High, all summer long. Then switching over to Knott's cause they were easier and would do more with you in the Dinosaur Ride.... <3 Good Ole Days <3

    I wish times were still that easy.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Contrary to popular myth, a penis can be a constant source of irritation as well as pleasure. First, it constantly gets in the way. When I studied Aikido, men had to learn to be thrown a certain way. Before I learned the proper technique, I landed after a throw and CRUSHED everything. When I was in junior high school, it was a constant source of embarrassment, since the damn thing wouldn't stay down for more than two minutes at a time. I can't tell you how many times I had to walk down the hall with my books providing cover. A penis demands attention. Rather than being a guy's brain, I think it is a second brain that is always in competition with the primary brain. Still it is pretty neat. However, given the choice of holding my penis or a pair boobs, I'll go with the latter. :D

    That's all true...however my biggest complaint is it doesn't let me wear my short shorts! :( Gotta have that 9" inseam at all times. LAME!
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    I wish times were still that easy.

    Obviously, you haven't been paying much attention in this thread, Merlin. I'd say, it is still that easy...
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  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Obviously, you haven't been paying much attention in this thread, Merlin. I'd say, it is still that easy...

    :eek:
    Nice to know you.
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Obviously, you haven't been paying much attention in this thread, Merlin. I'd say, it is still that easy...

    No no, it's easy, but dude, Knotts...in Jr High...we're talkin 5 a day man. Now today, they all want you for the full 24 hours. Pfft on that!
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    HOOKER wrote:
    :eek:


    I was expecting you to call me Captain Obvious, not give me a look of shock and surprise...
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Contrary to popular myth, a penis can be a constant source of irritation as well as pleasure. First, it constantly gets in the way. When I studied Aikido, men had to learn to be thrown a certain way. Before I learned the proper technique, I landed after a throw and CRUSHED everything. When I was in junior high school, it was a constant source of embarrassment, since the damn thing wouldn't stay down for more than two minutes at a time. I can't tell you how many times I had to walk down the hall with my books providing cover. A penis demands attention. Rather than being a guy's brain, I think it is a second brain that is always in competition with the primary brain. Still it is pretty neat. However, given the choice of holding my penis or a pair boobs, I'll go with the latter. :D
    The twins seem to get in the way as well. Try golfing or TENNIS. Its not easy with these road blocks right in front of you!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

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    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I was expecting you to call me Captain Obvious, not give me a look of shock and surprise...

    Yes Mr. Fresh Air.
    Nice to know you.
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    SENROCK! wrote:
    The twins seem to get in the way as well. Try golfing or TENNIS. Its not easy with these road blocks right in front of you!!!


    Road blocks? hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Knott's cause they were easier and would do more with you in the Dinosaur Ride.... <3 Good Ole Days <3

    I wish times were still that easy.
    heehee the dinosaur ride :D that place has seen some good times! ;)
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    Road blocks? hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
    FLOW SHIZZLE~
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    heehee the dinosaur ride :D that place has seen some good times! ;)

    hahaha oh yeah it has...dude I know we totally destroyed that place for the kids today. Now they got the people walkin through with Flashlights and crap checkin on all the kids.
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