Singles Awareness Day

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    what if you just don't come across any hot people??


    even the Inuit people can keep it going... maybe you have too much choice... maybe you arent looking in the right places... like Scotland for instance.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jamal wrote:
    Well, not being fed up with sex ... (never had it :o, I'm the 20 yr old virgin :o) but being fed up with all the complications it implies

    And good luck jobhunting, I'm starting my internship within two weeks, so I know about applying :D

    if you've never had it then you dont know the complications involved.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    dunkman wrote:
    if you've never had it then you dont know the complications involved.
    hear-say ;)

    I'm kind of the guy my friends go to if they have problems ... just to get it off of their chests ... pretty discouraging :p
    Plus, I heard sex makes friendship almost impossible ... don't want that to happen :o
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Jamal wrote:
    Well, not being fed up with sex ... (never had it :o, I'm the 20 yr old virgin :o) but being fed up with all the complications it implies

    Don't worry. Removing their bra gets easier every time.
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  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Don't worry. Removing their bra gets easier every time.
    Don't worry, Ive got that part down ... :D
    Surf little waves big... Charge big waves hard

    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jamal wrote:
    Plus, I heard sex makes friendship almost impossible ... don't want that to happen :o


    friends are over-rated ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    dunkman wrote:
    friends are over-rated ;)
    maybe you're right
    Surf little waves big... Charge big waves hard

    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jamal wrote:
    maybe you're right

    if you look up dunkman on wikipedia it says "always right"

    now go out and shag your best friend :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    dunkman wrote:
    friends are over-rated ;)




    Sex is Over-Rated!!!





    I'm kidding :)

    I used to be from that camp. I find the older I get the more I like sex :D
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    PJPixie wrote:
    I find the older I get the more I like sex :D


    nothing wrong with you then :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    dunkman wrote:
    nothing wrong with you then :D

    um................I'd like more of it!!
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  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    dunkman wrote:
    nothing wrong with you then :D
    Are u implying something's wrong with me then? :p

    I'm just shy
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    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    PJPixie wrote:
    um................I'd like more of it!!

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    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • lgtlgt Posts: 720
    dunkman wrote:
    thats utterly subjective... think think think..

    it doesnt stand up in court so it wont here.. hee hee... i said 'stand up'

    i'm not suggesting it should be thought about every 6 seconds... but if someone goes 3 months not thinking about sex or not seeing someone they think is hot then ... well ... you know :)

    Sorry, but you can still find someone to be hot without wanting to jump their bones. What I mean is you can appreciate beauty/good looks for their aesthetic values only.

    So, this undermines your argument because you make the direct correlation finding someone hot/wanting to have sex.

    ETA: to clarify - for some, sex is not just lust, or rather not just lust.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jamal wrote:
    Are u implying something's wrong with me then? :p

    I'm just shy


    actually as you do think about sex means there is nothing wrong with you.. to not think about sex means some form of mentalness ;):p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dunkman wrote:
    actually as you do think about sex means there is nothing wrong with you.. to not think about sex means some form of mentalness ;):p

    jeez dunk...do you ever drive your wife crazy at all? and i mean mentally crazy not sex crazy. :p:D
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  • Jamal wrote:
    Are u implying something's wrong with me then? :p

    I'm just shy

    You can be shy but still have attration towards others. It doesn't always have to come down to sex. :)
  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    You can be shy but still have attration towards others. It doesn't always have to come down to sex. :)
    it's the sex i was talking about, I'm very attracted to certain people and I do have my occasional sex phantasies ;)

    But I just can't manage to get to that first experience, yet, I've done all but the whole enchilada :p
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  • Jamal wrote:
    it's the sex i was talking about, I'm very attracted to certain people and I do have my occasional sex phantasies ;)

    But I just can't manage to get to that first experience, yet, I've done all but the whole enchilada :p

    I wouldn't worry about it. There's nothing wrong with you. It will happen one day when you're ready. :)
  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    I wouldn't worry about it. There's nothing wrong with you. It will happen one day when you're ready. :)
    I'm ready for sex, but not for people in general :p

    Oh well, let's not hijack this thread, wouldn't want to get Dunk's rep ... :p
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    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,265
    Jamal wrote:
    it's the sex i was talking about, I'm very attracted to certain people and I do have my occasional sex phantasies ;)

    But I just can't manage to get to that first experience, yet, I've done all but the whole enchilada :p
    My thoughts exactly!
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  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    Ms. Haiku wrote:
    My thoughts exactly!
    Let's hook up :p
    hehehe
    Surf little waves big... Charge big waves hard

    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Jamal wrote:
    Let's hook up :p
    hehehe

    :eek:

    :p
  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    :eek:

    :p
    Wait, weren't we supposed to hook up? :p
    I tend to forget :o
    Surf little waves big... Charge big waves hard

    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Jamal wrote:
    Wait, weren't we supposed to hook up? :p
    I tend to forget :o

    :eek:

    Well you did dry-hump me on facebook! But I don't think that counts. We were supposed to go surfing though!
  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    :eek:

    Well you did dry-hump me on facebook! But I don't think that counts. We were supposed to go surfing though!
    tomatoe, tom-ah-toe ... :D
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    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    Jamal wrote:
    tomatoe, tom-ah-toe ... :D

    bahahahaha ;)
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    Jamal wrote:
    Well, not being fed up with sex ... (never had it :o, I'm the 20 yr old virgin :o) but being fed up with all the complications it implies

    And good luck jobhunting, I'm starting my internship within two weeks, so I know about applying :D

    thank you :) you're nice!

    i'm going to sound real bad now, but phew i'm glad i'm not a virgin no more.main reason why i went out with my ex #1 is because i thought..ok, he looks alright and he seems nice AND i really want to loose it, and so i did. and i guess i got what i deserve....because what happend was that i started liking him more and more....well and later on he dumpted because he was still thinking about his ex.....

    but if i were to go back i wouldn't change anything....well i'd change only one thing after our break up i wouldn't have clinged on to him like i did.

    i can just imagine how intimidating chatting up girls can be. do what you want to do with your life, but when you're in the middle of talking to women and you feel shy, and even if you tell them that you're shy, i'm pretty sure they're not going to mind it, in fact they might like it :)
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    jeez dunk...do you ever drive your wife crazy at all? and i mean mentally crazy not sex crazy. :p:D

    oh god absolutely... i mean me wanting to have sex with her must be such a mindfuck :rolleyes: how she copes with being desirable i'll never know> :p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dunkman wrote:
    oh god absolutely... i mean me wanting to have sex with her must be such a mindfuck :rolleyes: how she copes with being desirable i'll never know> :p

    see now... there's that sense of humour that makes it all so manageable for her.(i imagine) :p:D
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    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
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