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''Big Brother'': Girls Gone Wild, Then Wobbly
After Natalie and Chelsia bare nearly all in a hot-tub party, Allison and Amanda collapse -- and, oh, yeah, Amanda and Alex get evicted
FAINT PRAISE Although Amanda collapsed, at least she didn't expose herself
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By Lynette Rice
What a horrifying week in the Big Brother house — and I'm not just talking about Sunday's nontelevised re-enactment of Caligula. (We'll get to that later.) Allison's beeline to the diary room Tuesday was certainly an unexpected development. Did she want to quit? Was she hoping the producers would punish Sheila for her incessant yapping? Was she going to beg for the construction of an Olympic track in the BB backyard? Then I started hearing Allison's plaintive wail about wanting an EpiPen and realized this chick was in some serious trouble. Nobody asks for an EpiPen unless they're — well, I actually had no idea why anybody asks for an EpiPen until I WebMD'd it the following morning. Turns out if you have a history of allergic reactions — and serious fear of going into anaphylactic shock — you should request a shot of epinephrine. And that was only the beginning of this special ER edition of BB! Minutes later, Amanda was halfheartedly filing her acrylic nails while inquiring about Natalie's confectionary delight when — bam! — Bueno Babe was out cold on the floor. To say that I was immediately consumed with fear and anxiety would be...a flat-out lie. I honestly thought Amanda was faking! When she started complaining about being hypoglycemic, my first reaction was ''You just hate the slop, beeyotch!'' So I naturally assumed Amanda was trying to gain sympathy with a faux collapse so Natalie would relinquish her cookie.
Guess I was wrong. After multiple viewings of the broadcast, it appeared that Amanda did display the classic signs of moderate to severe hypoglycemia: irritability, trouble walking, loss of consciousness, seizures, and a serious aversion to shorts that cover her ass. Nurse Whats-Her-Name took a break from treating Allison's dreadful case of the bloats to heap even more attention on Amanda, calling in not one but three medics to treat this mess of a gal. Thank God producer Allison Grodner saw fit to call in the pros — to say nothing of the relief that Alex must have felt (albeit fleetingly) to finally be rid of the woman who was single-handedly responsible for his not-so-surprising nomination.
But then...what's this? They're back? They're actually back? I wasn't entirely surprised by the return of Amanda, who's starved not so much for sugar as for attention. But that poor, puffed-up, glad-to-be-alive Allison? Only when I launched a medical investigation of my own (thanks, Mom!) did I figure out that Allison must have felt comfortable enough about the origin of her allergic reaction (exercise induced, maybe?) that she didn't consider the BB house to actually be a threat. So I guess I'll have to see this incongruous medical time-out as nothing more than an opportune moment to bring a little kumbaya back into the house.
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just finished watching sunday's show. i'm finding i'm watching these late this season...not the best cast this year, in my opinion.
so does josh hate women or what?!?! i'm wondering who will be the target for his tantrums next week? his reasons for "hating" allison were pretty weak, especially the part about the alex and amanda eviction. there seems to be a trend this season toward ganging up on one person and the whole house going along with it because they know it gives them another week.
...and what was with them showing the footage of matt and natalie from the first week when she was giving him blow jobs? desperate for footage, they're going to the vaults!
"that's all you're getting".... "you should be happy i'm being like this with you"
dude, i'd kick his ass right out of bed if he talked to me like that.... i'm suprised Nat has room on the bed to give him blow jobs, next to his giant ego! :rolleyes:
~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
"that's all you're getting".... "you should be happy i'm being like this with you"
dude, i'd kick his ass right out of bed if he talked to me like that.... i'm suprised Nat has room on the bed to give him blow jobs, next to his giant ego! :rolleyes:
yeah, it wasn't very fair. he gave her a half assed "rub" and that was it. the least he could do is give a little...matt...repesenting jackasses from coast to coast!
...and what was with them showing the footage of matt and natalie from the first week when she was giving him blow jobs? desperate for footage, they're going to the vaults!
I was surprised at that too. I was surprised they didn't show this stuff a long time ago, back when it was happening. That footage was on the internet a long time ago!
my guess is that they pair them back up again in a few weeks....
let them be single for while... be dicks to one another... burn a bunch of bridges... and then have to work together again! hehehe....
i'm guessing Parker comes back too.
now that would be funny!
shocking twist last night! haha
sorry to see allison have to go through getting evicted twice, but it was nice to see ryan go from the block to hoh, as is so often the case it seems. the look on josh's face when julie said allison and ryan come back in and sit down was priceless. he looked like his head was going to pop. it's always funny when someone goes on their power trip..."bitch, this is my house!"...one week, to being completely fecked the next!
sorry to see allison have to go through getting evicted twice
my guess is alex gets the votes.
Allison getting voted out twice was hilarious to me. I voted for Alex (considering he kinda got screwed by having a worthless partner). I believe America will vote Parker back in.
If they vote Amanda in, I will grunt, but it will make for great television. Every show needs a villain!
I think they're gonna vote Jen back in. With Ryan coming off of HOH, whoever wins will do a repeat and out Jen and Ryan on the block. Whichever one of those two that can't get the veto used on them will go home. If both remain on the block after the veto ceremony, I think Jen will be evicted again.
Allison getting voted out twice was hilarious to me.
Yeah, I thought that was great. When Julie said that either her or Ryan was going home you could tell that Allison knew she was getting evicted. The look on her face was something like "Aww fuck. Dammit, why couldn't they delay this eviction so I can try to talk my way out of the hole I dug for myself."
omg... watching Natty and Matty together is horrifying, but i can't look away... It's insane to see how he has her under his thumb! "are you still mad at me honey? you know we're still partners, right?" Natty litterally melted into a puddle on the floor!
is that really all it takes? clear blue eyes and a cute smile?
hahah... so i guess the 5 of them think they're golden for the next 4 weeks! i guess they'll be surprised when someone gets voted back in! they may not be in power at all!
man, BB is really stickin' it to these guys this season. sweet.
~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
I like the fact that James wasn't whiney, but just "Wow. I got outplayed"
I really am rooting for Ryan at this point. He is really making some good moves. Everyone knows the 'promise' of 2 weeks safe was never gonna happen, so why would Ryan do that?
Great episode, I'm banking on James to get voted out tonight, even though Sharon is kind of boring, so I hope she gets voted out.
hahah... so i guess the 5 of them think they're golden for the next 4 weeks! i guess they'll be surprised when someone gets voted back in! they may not be in power at all!
Unless Alex gets voted in... then Matt's group is doing better than ever. (who I voted for). I really think Alex got screwed by having a crappy partner, so it'd be good to see him back.
I like the fact that James wasn't whiney, but just "Wow. I got outplayed"
I really am rooting for Ryan at this point. He is really making some good moves. Everyone knows the 'promise' of 2 weeks safe was never gonna happen, so why would Ryan do that?
Great episode, I'm banking on James to get voted out tonight, even though Sharon is kind of boring, so I hope she gets voted out.
But not matter who Ryan put on the block, Sheila took credit for his decision and if it went the other way the gay guy wouda took credit, but really it was Ryan's tough decision to make imo.
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Welp, I'm never voting on "America's Choice" again. After last night I was like f--- you big brother, ask me to vote, get my hopes up on Alex returning and then "HEY Guess what America! We are going to screw you over and make it so nothing you did mattered at all! Thanks for voting when we don't actually do what America asked voted on."
Way to piss off the fans producers. Smart thinking. Good job. I think my middle finger is going up next time I see the stupid Americas Choice vote online thing.
Can you tell I really wanted Alex back in the house? Hahaha.
This year they are focusing too much on "expect the unexpected", well I expected them to not spit on the fans of the show. Guess they got me.
I didn't really like giving the houseguests the choice between James or the mystery hg either. However, I do like the outcome of that whole thing as I'd rather have James in the house than Alex.
Sorry, I just can't bring myself to want a pro-Duke person back into the house.
Sorry, I just can't bring myself to want a pro-Duke person back into the house.
That was me and 'Mike Boogie'... ugh Gator fan (puke).
However I kinda rooted for Zach last season just because he was an FSU grad/fan.
GO NOLES.
On a side note... I guess we are playing each other today markymark (assuming you are a NC fan by the duke comment). We aren't a basketball school, so you'll probably take this one haha.
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I noticed last night he has a Brawny tattoo on his chest like "Brawny paper Towels"
Very odd tats this guy has
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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Did Josh win a million dollars last night ???
Dude, calm down you're only HOH
Curious to see who they put up on the block
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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TV Watch
''Big Brother'': Girls Gone Wild, Then Wobbly
After Natalie and Chelsia bare nearly all in a hot-tub party, Allison and Amanda collapse -- and, oh, yeah, Amanda and Alex get evicted
FAINT PRAISE Although Amanda collapsed, at least she didn't expose herself
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By Lynette Rice
What a horrifying week in the Big Brother house — and I'm not just talking about Sunday's nontelevised re-enactment of Caligula. (We'll get to that later.) Allison's beeline to the diary room Tuesday was certainly an unexpected development. Did she want to quit? Was she hoping the producers would punish Sheila for her incessant yapping? Was she going to beg for the construction of an Olympic track in the BB backyard? Then I started hearing Allison's plaintive wail about wanting an EpiPen and realized this chick was in some serious trouble. Nobody asks for an EpiPen unless they're — well, I actually had no idea why anybody asks for an EpiPen until I WebMD'd it the following morning. Turns out if you have a history of allergic reactions — and serious fear of going into anaphylactic shock — you should request a shot of epinephrine. And that was only the beginning of this special ER edition of BB! Minutes later, Amanda was halfheartedly filing her acrylic nails while inquiring about Natalie's confectionary delight when — bam! — Bueno Babe was out cold on the floor. To say that I was immediately consumed with fear and anxiety would be...a flat-out lie. I honestly thought Amanda was faking! When she started complaining about being hypoglycemic, my first reaction was ''You just hate the slop, beeyotch!'' So I naturally assumed Amanda was trying to gain sympathy with a faux collapse so Natalie would relinquish her cookie.
Guess I was wrong. After multiple viewings of the broadcast, it appeared that Amanda did display the classic signs of moderate to severe hypoglycemia: irritability, trouble walking, loss of consciousness, seizures, and a serious aversion to shorts that cover her ass. Nurse Whats-Her-Name took a break from treating Allison's dreadful case of the bloats to heap even more attention on Amanda, calling in not one but three medics to treat this mess of a gal. Thank God producer Allison Grodner saw fit to call in the pros — to say nothing of the relief that Alex must have felt (albeit fleetingly) to finally be rid of the woman who was single-handedly responsible for his not-so-surprising nomination.
But then...what's this? They're back? They're actually back? I wasn't entirely surprised by the return of Amanda, who's starved not so much for sugar as for attention. But that poor, puffed-up, glad-to-be-alive Allison? Only when I launched a medical investigation of my own (thanks, Mom!) did I figure out that Allison must have felt comfortable enough about the origin of her allergic reaction (exercise induced, maybe?) that she didn't consider the BB house to actually be a threat. So I guess I'll have to see this incongruous medical time-out as nothing more than an opportune moment to bring a little kumbaya back into the house.
That it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive
ORGAN DONATION SAVES LIVES
http://www.UNOS.org
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it is a picture of a priest. the bandaid is covering a bubble showing what the priest is thinking about---a guy with another boy bent over.
omg...!!
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That guy has the worst tattoos I have ever seen. The bow tie thing on his chest, Brawny, ugh.
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and he had "I Am God" on his butt.
so does josh hate women or what?!?! i'm wondering who will be the target for his tantrums next week? his reasons for "hating" allison were pretty weak, especially the part about the alex and amanda eviction. there seems to be a trend this season toward ganging up on one person and the whole house going along with it because they know it gives them another week.
...and what was with them showing the footage of matt and natalie from the first week when she was giving him blow jobs? desperate for footage, they're going to the vaults!
"that's all you're getting".... "you should be happy i'm being like this with you"
dude, i'd kick his ass right out of bed if he talked to me like that.... i'm suprised Nat has room on the bed to give him blow jobs, next to his giant ego! :rolleyes:
yeah, it wasn't very fair. he gave her a half assed "rub"
I was surprised at that too. I was surprised they didn't show this stuff a long time ago, back when it was happening. That footage was on the internet a long time ago!
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I bet Parker is voted back into the house
Unfortunately Matt is staying with his boy Ryan as HOH
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
let them be single for while... be dicks to one another... burn a bunch of bridges... and then have to work together again! hehehe....
i'm guessing Parker comes back too.
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I wouldnt be so sure. He looked pretty pissed when james called matt out in front of ryan and adam about lying to both of them.
now that would be funny!
shocking twist last night!
sorry to see allison have to go through getting evicted twice, but it was nice to see ryan go from the block to hoh, as is so often the case it seems. the look on josh's face when julie said allison and ryan come back in and sit down was priceless. he looked like his head was going to pop. it's always funny when someone goes on their power trip..."bitch, this is my house!"...one week, to being completely fecked the next!
my guess is alex gets the votes.
Allison getting voted out twice was hilarious to me. I voted for Alex (considering he kinda got screwed by having a worthless partner). I believe America will vote Parker back in.
If they vote Amanda in, I will grunt, but it will make for great television. Every show needs a villain!
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is that really all it takes? clear blue eyes and a cute smile?
hahah... so i guess the 5 of them think they're golden for the next 4 weeks! i guess they'll be surprised when someone gets voted back in! they may not be in power at all!
man, BB is really stickin' it to these guys this season. sweet.
I like the fact that James wasn't whiney, but just "Wow. I got outplayed"
I really am rooting for Ryan at this point. He is really making some good moves. Everyone knows the 'promise' of 2 weeks safe was never gonna happen, so why would Ryan do that?
Great episode, I'm banking on James to get voted out tonight, even though Sharon is kind of boring, so I hope she gets voted out.
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Unless Alex gets voted in... then Matt's group is doing better than ever. (who I voted for). I really think Alex got screwed by having a crappy partner, so it'd be good to see him back.
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Way to piss off the fans producers. Smart thinking. Good job. I think my middle finger is going up next time I see the stupid Americas Choice vote online thing.
Can you tell I really wanted Alex back in the house? Hahaha.
This year they are focusing too much on "expect the unexpected", well I expected them to not spit on the fans of the show. Guess they got me.
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With the exception of Ryan, I don't give a rat's ass about any of them.
Sorry, I just can't bring myself to want a pro-Duke person back into the house.
That was me and 'Mike Boogie'... ugh Gator fan (puke).
However I kinda rooted for Zach last season just because he was an FSU grad/fan.
GO NOLES.
On a side note... I guess we are playing each other today markymark (assuming you are a NC fan by the duke comment). We aren't a basketball school, so you'll probably take this one haha.
9/17/95-New Orleans,LA 8/14/00-New Orleans,LA 4/8/03-New Orleans,LA 4/13/03-Tampa,FL 10/8/04-Kissimmee,FL 8/5/07-Chicago,IL 6/16/08-Columbia,SC 6/23/09-(EV Solo)Atlanta,GA 5/1/10-New Orleans,LA 9/21/12-Pensacola,FL 11/1/13-New Orleans,LA 4/11/16-Tampa,FL 4/23/16-New Orleans,LA