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  • dawngdawng Posts: 644
    binauralsounds wrote:
    Dick Trickle.

    NUFF SAID. END OF STORY!

    I would have been surprised if no one said poor old Dick...his parents had a sick sense of humor!
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  • pineapplesandwavespineapplesandwaves Posts: 584
    One of my Dad's childhood friends named his child Alka. His last name was Hall.

    There was a boy at my high school named Harry Butt.

    My drama teacher knew a Chester Field.

    I don't understand parents who actually think it's cool that they're naming their child something like Aqua Mann.
    catefrances wrote:
    from the census? i think you'll find more than a few of those names were changed by deed poll and not the result of parental stupidity.
    That's what I figured. Some of these names are a result of stupid parents, but many of these names come from stupid people who decide to change their own names.
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  • EnkiduEnkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    Brandy Alexander - I mean, what were her parents thinking?

    My dad grew up with someone named Jack Coffin.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I knew a kid at school called Stephen Howard Ian Thompson.


    No big deal?



    Now look at his initials.




    :D
  • pineapplesandwavespineapplesandwaves Posts: 584
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    I knew a kid at school called Stephen Howard Ian Thompson.


    No big deal?



    Now look at his initials.




    :D
    Okay, it's cruel of his parents, but at the same time, it's kind of awesome. It's subtle enough. :)
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  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    I have a friend that named his daughter Trinity after the character from the Matrix (seriously)
    her middle name is Alexa
    and her initials are TAP
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    pineapplesandwaves wrote:
    Okay, it's cruel of his parents, but at the same time, it's kind of awesome. It's subtle enough. :)

    until you see his towels.....;) :eek: :D
  • pineapplesandwavespineapplesandwaves Posts: 584
    cutback wrote:
    until you see his towels.....;) :eek: :D
    :D
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  • iamsampjiamsampj Posts: 784
    there is a girl in my hometown whose name is "female"...pronounced like tamale. her mom thought that the hospital had already named her daughter when she looked at the newborn's hospital wristband.
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    My neighbour were a family called Anne,Stuart and Scott Wyper their name plaque read as A.S.S. Wyper.
    Often wondered if the joke was ever staring them in the face.:D
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,607
    thank god nobody in my family decided to name the kids anything fucked and if a friend of mine decided to do that i would fucking ridiculed them not the kid to no end people are truly clueless ,by the way we do have a dr here who's name i kid you not sounds like "dr dickher" it's funny as shit when they page him overhead .....:D
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  • CollinCollin Posts: 4,931
    There's a plumber here and his name is Badass. That's just cool :cool:

    I don't live in an English speaking country, though.
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  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,681
    My late father was i.r.lovely. Wonder how many times he smarted off to the pigs.
  • adam42381adam42381 Kernersville, NC Posts: 2,505
    My brother had driver's education with twin brothers named Lemonjelo and Oranjelo. Lemon Jello and Orange Jello...
    I wish I was as fortunate, as fortunate as me.
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  • PatrickBatemanPatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    I was in court once and they announced the next defendant as (i do not know spelling but he was asian and ti was pronounced....) "Suck butt".
    Even the judge was smirking
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  • whulmefwhulmef Posts: 176
    My mom had a girl in her class named Luscious Cox.

    There is a famous Air Force Base in Havlock, NC called Seymore Johnson. They mention it on CNN all the time.
  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    adam42381 wrote:
    My brother had driver's education with twin brothers named Lemonjelo and Oranjelo. Lemon Jello and Orange Jello...

    okay...there cannot possibly be 2?!?!? did you see Gray's post??????
    GraySaturday wrote:
    My Mom's friend has a cousin that works in a daycare, and there are two boys that are twins...

    (This story is better in person because you can hear how they are pronounced) But the names SOUND like:

    or-angelo and lea-mon-gelo

    but they are actually spelled:

    Orangejello and lemonjello

    HAHAHAHAHA.. I almost died when she told me that!
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    My Dad used to teach a girl called:

    Hayley Bailey...

    ...her middle name was Kayleigh.

    poor cow **shakes head** :(

    Other favourites include twins I went to school with called Rory and Cory and a girl who lived over the road called Annette (*Leigh) Curtains...

    *Leigh was her middle name and was included by her, not her parents, to stop piss taking of the name 'Annette Curtains' at school.

    wtf are the parents thinking?! :confused:
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  • RiverrunnerRiverrunner Posts: 2,419
    edvedder913 wrote:
    okay...there cannot possibly be 2?!?!? did you see Gray's post??????

    Actually I guess there are three. My friend is an elementary school teacher and has had two kids named lemonjello and oranjello. I'm not sure about the spelling though. Maybe it is lemonjelo and orangelo.

    However, I too have a hard time believing there could be three sets of twins with these names. I am going to question my friend a little to make sure she has actually witnessed this.
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  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    There was a guy I went to school with called Alan Keyes. Not as bad as some mentioned already, but still pretty awful. He was thick as a bag of Hammers aswell, so I don't think he ever noticed.
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  • pjl44pjl44 Posts: 9,481
    The king of them all...

    http://deadspin.com/sports/college-football/ladies-and-gentlemen-meet-lucious-pusey-188653.php
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