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The worst, most humiliating baby names

edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Some of these are pretty funny...as a matter of fact I think Mooks invented some of them ;)

Ancestry.com collected the "best worst names" of real, documented people from the U.S. Census Reports. Which do you think takes the cake?

Uranus Stukey

Ghoul Nipple

Acne Fountain

Lust T. Castle

Mary A. Jerk

Ima Whore

Mutton Bucker

Hugh Jass

Fanny Whiffer

Tackle Feigenbutz

Envy Burger

Bum Snoddy

Mule E. McCart

Lard Mooney

Good Hell

Emma Royd

Noble Butt

Naught E. Bishop

Stud Duck
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    edvedder913 wrote:
    Envy Burger

    Hahahahaha
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    Nobel butt!!

    Love it! I used to live down the street from a couple that had a baby and named it Harry Pitts. Why???? That's just cruel!
  • tiklemynauseatiklemynausea Posts: 102
    Why leave your kid open to so many jokes,with a name like uranas..Parent's are as cruel as kid's..
    Now we got a fuckin fight up here,what there's a republican in the audience,what's going on? Eddie(Randell's Island N.Y 96)
  • gleemonexgleemonex Posts: 848
    Ima Whore is definitely the most humiliating.
    “Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” - Kurt Vonnegut
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    There was a college basketball coach named Dick Nutt.
  • FifthelementFifthelement Lotusland Posts: 6,961
    Those are some mean names. Puts 'apple' and 'coco' in perspective eh? Years ago, when I worked for the Motor Vehicle Dept, there was a girl who changed her first name from 'Repent of Your Sins' to something like Julie or Cindy. I felt bad for her, but she told me that her brothers and sisters had worse names.
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  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    This is no joke. I have a friend whose last name is Mann. And last year he named his baby girl, Aqua.

    Seriously
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Fifthelement wrote:
    Those are some mean names. Puts 'apple' and 'coco' in perspective eh? Years ago, when I worked for the Motor Vehicle Dept, there was a girl who changed her first name from 'Repent of Your Sins' to something like Julie or Cindy. I felt bad for her, but she told me that her brothers and sisters had worse names.
    One of her younger sibs was probably "Or Go To the Fiery Pits of Hells," and the other one was "And Burn For All Eternity."
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    This is no joke. I have a friend whose last name is Mann. And last year he named his baby girl, Aqua.

    Seriously
    :eek:
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    This is no joke. I have a friend whose last name is Mann. And last year he named his baby girl, Aqua.

    Seriously
    Too bad, they didn't have twins....could have named the second one either "Hawk"...or "Bat"...or even "Super"....or "Spider"...or "Iron" :D

    Seriously, that's some fucked up shit....you people smoke too much dope. :D
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    I had a friend at school called Theresa Green....

    True story..
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Abookamongstthemany wrote:
    This is no joke. I have a friend whose last name is Mann. And last year he named his baby girl, Aqua.

    Seriously

    Didn't you warn him away from it?

    'Dude...... Aqua man? Are you sure?'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    back in my hometown there was a Dr. and his name was Harry C. Beaver....Dr. Beaver was a OB-GYN...I kid you not :D
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    I had a friend at school called Theresa Green....

    True story..

    Prove it! ;)

    I was going to say I knew a girl called Rosessa Red but then I realised you probably wouldn't have that name unless you were a porn star.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    prism wrote:
    back in my hometown there was a Dr. and his name was Harry C. Beaver....Dr. Beaver was a OB-GYN...I kid you not :D
    Buahahahahahahaha!!!!!

    Dude I just spat coffee all over the computer... :D:D
    A human being that was given to fly.

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  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    it's not very humiliating, but I once saw a kid named I'Rule.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I actually wouldn't have minded being called Walter Vole.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Didn't you warn him away from it?

    'Dude...... Aqua man? Are you sure?'

    Haha, I would have but he lives in FL now and we hardly ever talk. I had no idea until after the fact. He's so proud of the new baby and even brags about her name on his myspace page. She's gonna kill him once she gets to grade school and is the butt of endless jokes.
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    Ever see the Olympic swimmer....Misty Hyman?
  • AbookamongstthemanyAbookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    tybird wrote:

    Seriously, that's some fucked up shit....you people smoke too much dope. :D

    There is a lot of truth to that in his case but he never has been the brightest brick in the wall, anyways. :D
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    AAVA BEER yup, that was her name. :)

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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    tiklemynausea wrote:
    Why leave your kid open to so many jokes,with a name like uranas..Parent's are as cruel as kid's..


    from the census? i think you'll find more than a few of those names were changed by deed poll and not the result of parental stupidity.
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  • edvedder913edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    and I thought my cousin was bad for naming her son Justin Case, I also grew up with a girl named Cindy Rella. awful, just awful!!!

    Aqua Mann should be on that list!!!!!!
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    and people... before you go naming your kid, 'Dick'... consider your last name. If your last name is Hertz or Head... don't name him Dick. If you do... don't be surprized when he shows up at his high school with an AR-15 and a pipe bomb vest.
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  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    My Mom's friend has a cousin that works in a daycare, and there are two boys that are twins...

    (This story is better in person because you can hear how they are pronounced) But the names SOUND like:

    or-angelo and lea-mon-gelo

    but they are actually spelled:

    Orangejello and lemonjello

    HAHAHAHAHA.. I almost died when she told me that!
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    GraySaturday wrote:
    My Mom's friend has a cousin that works in a daycare, and there are two boys that are twins...

    (This story is better in person because you can hear how they are pronounced) But the names SOUND like:

    or-angelo and lea-mon-gelo

    but they are actually spelled:

    Orangejello and lemonjello

    HAHAHAHAHA.. I almost died when she told me that!
    Why isn't my smiley with the tongue working?

    Oh sure, my moms friend's cousins sister brothers girlfriends uncle's wife.

    Uhhu I get it ;) :P
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  • binauralsoundsbinauralsounds Posts: 1,357
    Dick Trickle.

    NUFF SAID. END OF STORY!
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    acoustic guy wrote:
    Why isn't my smiley with the tongue working?

    Oh sure, my moms friend's cousins sister brothers girlfriends uncle's wife.

    Uhhu I get it ;) :P

    Well I didn't make up the story, it really is her friend's cousin.. are you making fun of it because it sounded like the worst connection, or what? :confused:
  • AnnaMelindaAnnaMelinda Posts: 331
    I know a dude named Sandy Butt
    sometimes life don't leave you alone
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    GraySaturday wrote:
    Well I didn't make up the story, it really is her friend's cousin.. are you making fun of it because it sounded like the worst connection, or what? :confused:
    I just felt like teasing. sorry :D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
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