"Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones." --Dwight Schrute
Oh and...for future reference...the "$" sign goes BEFORE the number.
Thanks for the future reference. I'll make sure to remember that. heh
so i take it tipping is a big thing over in America? and you have the same postie every day? that's funny to me 1. i would not know what the postie looked like if i fell over him 2. I can't say i'd even ever think of tipping a postie.. and 3. I got nothin... and 4,. i think our posties ride motorbikes...
Yeah. I have a different postie like every day. Sorry...But temp types lose out on some tips I guess. I tipped nada...as I can't tip all 17 posties.
You guys are the greatest, and you all know that I am the greatest mail man in the world..sorry, didn't you? Well you do now.
My customers have been so great to me this year, wine, chocolates..and let's just say I used 25% of my cash tips today to buy this new/old computer, that has brought me back into the fold at such a lovely time.
Well done for looking after your posties folks. Happy holidays.
Our postal workers here each want tipping out of a fifty-storey window.
Joke!
Merry Christmas, posties! Love ya!
Especially Sir James.
Hey, happy xmas buddy.
I know what you're saying, we got some miserable bastards with us..not this one though, always a tip o' the hat and a goo' mornin' missus. Costs nothing, I even like most of the dogs..not all, but most.
I'm having some booze later on..I shall call around to see if you're joining me.
You guys are the greatest, and you all know that I am the greatest mail man in the world..sorry, didn't you? Well you do now.
My customers have been so great to me this year, wine, chocolates..and let's just say I used 25% of my cash tips today to buy this new/old computer, that has brought me back into the fold at such a lovely time.
Well done for looking after your posties folks. Happy holidays.
Merry Christmas mailman Jamie. I tipped my guy $20 in your honor~
So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Newman: "Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming
and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it
piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more
you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code
reader breaks and it's *Publisher's Clearing House* day!!!"
*Official Marker in the Sand Fan Club Junkie*
Member # 0003
wont let the light escape from me
wont let the darkness swallow me
Hey, happy xmas buddy.
I know what you're saying, we got some miserable bastards with us..not this one though, always a tip o' the hat and a goo' mornin' missus. Costs nothing, I even like most of the dogs..not all, but most.
I'm having some booze later on..I shall call around to see if you're joining me.
Newman: "Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming
and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it
piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more
you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code
reader breaks and it's *Publisher's Clearing House* day!!!"
When Kramer yells, NEWMAN is the best part. LOL Great episode.
i didnt tip mine.. same as i didnt tip the guy who took £129 off me for car tax... why? both doing their fucking jobs...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i didnt tip mine.. same as i didnt tip the guy who took £129 off me for car tax... why? both doing their fucking jobs...
Aaah, spoken like true Scot. Well done Dunk, patriotic to the end.
p.s. I was reckoning that the age your kids are, you're gonna have a busy day tomorrow assembling toys, and adhering stickers to awkward places..good luck man, let's hope those tight fists are a little more supple tomorrow.
Happy xmas buddy.
Aaah, spoken like true Scot. Well done Dunk, patriotic to the end.
p.s. I was reckoning that the age your kids are, you're gonna have a busy day tomorrow assembling toys, and adhering stickers to awkward places..good luck man, let's hope those tight fists are a little more supple tomorrow.
Happy xmas buddy.
i wouldnt give my fucking mailman a fucking nickel....
Which is just fine. Cos speaking for your mailman, I wouldn't want you to give me a sniff of your fart, nevr mind a xmas gift.
No thanks given where it's not needed.
Which is just fine. Cos speaking for your mailman, I wouldn't want you to give me a sniff of your fart, nevr mind a xmas gift.
No thanks given where it's not needed.
i didn't know you were a letter carrier jamie! mr. dream was a letter carrier for years. loved it at first, but sadly grew to hate it. all good now, has since changed and is happy. hope you and yours have a very happy christmas!
for doing such a great job delivering all my posters I've bought. He always makes sure they are put someplace safe if nobody is home. And he's a PJ fan.
I woulda tipped my mail carrier $20 if he woulda delivered a particular cheesehead!!
The best use of Life is Love.
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
for doing such a great job delivering all my posters I've bought. He always makes sure they are put someplace safe if nobody is home. And he's a PJ fan.
did you tip the guys at tenclub? they packed your posters up for you, did it safely and securely and made sure the posters were cosy-wosy... did you tip postal worker who drove it from Seattle to Buffalo? why not, he did a big part of the delivery didnt he? but yet you tipped the guy who, after some other unfortunate soul had sorted the mail into zip codes for him, delivered it the 1.1mile from the depot to your door!...
happy hogmanay
Dunk
Chairman of the Never Been Tipped for Doing My Job So Why Should I Tip Others Committee
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
did you tip the guys at tenclub? they packed your posters up for you, did it safely and securely and made sure the posters were cosy-wosy... did you tip postal worker who drove it from Seattle to Buffalo? why not, he did a big part of the delivery didnt he? but yet you tipped the guy who, after some other unfortunate soul had sorted the mail into zip codes for him, delivered it the 1.1mile from the depot to your door!...
happy hogmanay
Dunk
Chairman of the Never Been Tipped for Doing My Job So Why Should I Tip Others Committee
did you tip the guys at tenclub? they packed your posters up for you, did it safely and securely and made sure the posters were cosy-wosy... did you tip postal worker who drove it from Seattle to Buffalo? why not, he did a big part of the delivery didnt he? but yet you tipped the guy who, after some other unfortunate soul had sorted the mail into zip codes for him, delivered it the 1.1mile from the depot to your door!...
happy hogmanay
Dunk
Chairman of the Never Been Tipped for Doing My Job So Why Should I Tip Others Committee
God bless you, talk about living up to a stereotype...excellent stuff.
I suppose you're already queing outside the poundshop, waiting for the January sale to start on Tuesday, so we wont see you for a day or two.
me, 1,144,425 british and the entire population of China
nobody tips anyone in China, they get paid in dust and work 23 hours and 59 minutes a day.. mailmen work for 4 hours a day, put things into letter boxes and get fuckin xmas presents at the end of it all... its the least difficult job since i was employed as "drying-paint watcher"
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
me, 1,144,425 british and the entire population of China
nobody tips anyone in China, they get paid in dust and work 23 hours and 59 minutes a day.. mailmen work for 4 hours a day, put things into letter boxes and get fuckin xmas presents at the end of it all... its the least difficult job since i was employed as "drying-paint watcher"
Yea but my mailman is a PJ fan. hehe
And really I don't give a shit what you think. Yea I'm in a good mood this morning.
And really I don't give a shit what you think. Yea I'm in a good mood this morning.
i didnt think you did give a shit... regardless of your constipation issues i was going to post anyway.
me in good mood also
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i didnt think you did give a shit... regardless of your constipation issues i was going to post anyway.
me in good mood also
Glad were both cheerful today.
This past yr I've had many posters coming to the house. And my mailman has done a great job making sure they haven't got wet, blown away, or stolen. I just felt he deserved a $20 tip. Yes he's getting paid to do his job. But I know the feeling of getting a little something extra from a customer around the holidays. It's a nice feeling and it goes a long way.
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Thanks for the future reference. I'll make sure to remember that. heh
Yeah. I have a different postie like every day. Sorry...But temp types lose out on some tips I guess. I tipped nada...as I can't tip all 17 posties.
Posties. I love it!
My customers have been so great to me this year, wine, chocolates..and let's just say I used 25% of my cash tips today to buy this new/old computer, that has brought me back into the fold at such a lovely time.
Well done for looking after your posties folks. Happy holidays.
Joke!
Merry Christmas, posties! Love ya!
Especially Sir James.
Hey, happy xmas buddy.
I know what you're saying, we got some miserable bastards with us..not this one though, always a tip o' the hat and a goo' mornin' missus. Costs nothing, I even like most of the dogs..not all, but most.
I'm having some booze later on..I shall call around to see if you're joining me.
nice tip!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Newman: "Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming
and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it
piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more
you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code
reader breaks and it's *Publisher's Clearing House* day!!!"
*Official Marker in the Sand Fan Club Junkie*
Member # 0003
wont let the light escape from me
wont let the darkness swallow me
Going down the pub imminently!
When Kramer yells, NEWMAN is the best part. LOL Great episode.
Aaah, spoken like true Scot. Well done Dunk, patriotic to the end.
p.s. I was reckoning that the age your kids are, you're gonna have a busy day tomorrow assembling toys, and adhering stickers to awkward places..good luck man, let's hope those tight fists are a little more supple tomorrow.
Happy xmas buddy.
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Love it!
Post of the year!
....aaaaawwww...you gave him a kiss, didnt you?
No thanks given where it's not needed.
i didn't know you were a letter carrier jamie! mr. dream was a letter carrier for years. loved it at first, but sadly grew to hate it. all good now, has since changed and is happy. hope you and yours have a very happy christmas!
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
I woulda tipped my mail carrier $20 if he woulda delivered a particular cheesehead!!
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........
I need the address first off silly.
WORD
The best expression of Love is Time.
The best time to Love is Now.
I'm never as good as when you're there.........
you know what MY comment would be on this particular subject.....
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
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It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
did you tip the guys at tenclub? they packed your posters up for you, did it safely and securely and made sure the posters were cosy-wosy... did you tip postal worker who drove it from Seattle to Buffalo? why not, he did a big part of the delivery didnt he? but yet you tipped the guy who, after some other unfortunate soul had sorted the mail into zip codes for him, delivered it the 1.1mile from the depot to your door!...
happy hogmanay
Dunk
Chairman of the Never Been Tipped for Doing My Job So Why Should I Tip Others Committee
How many members does your Committee have?
God bless you, talk about living up to a stereotype...excellent stuff.
I suppose you're already queing outside the poundshop, waiting for the January sale to start on Tuesday, so we wont see you for a day or two.
me, 1,144,425 british and the entire population of China
nobody tips anyone in China, they get paid in dust and work 23 hours and 59 minutes a day.. mailmen work for 4 hours a day, put things into letter boxes and get fuckin xmas presents at the end of it all... its the least difficult job since i was employed as "drying-paint watcher"
Yea but my mailman is a PJ fan. hehe
And really I don't give a shit what you think. Yea I'm in a good mood this morning.
i didnt think you did give a shit... regardless of your constipation issues i was going to post anyway.
me in good mood also
Glad were both cheerful today.
This past yr I've had many posters coming to the house. And my mailman has done a great job making sure they haven't got wet, blown away, or stolen. I just felt he deserved a $20 tip. Yes he's getting paid to do his job. But I know the feeling of getting a little something extra from a customer around the holidays. It's a nice feeling and it goes a long way.